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Sand Is Wiping This Tunisian Town Off the Map

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There's nothing in front of Ameur Saad's old house except for the Sahara.

The world's largest hot desert stretches out endlessly before our eyes, a flattened expanse of granular white sand scattered with shrubs. Should you walk south in a straight line, you would eventually end up in Niger. The terrain would vary, but the essentials would remain the same: parched earth, granules between your teeth.

For the moment, though, we're in Tunisia. It's dusk and the wind whips around us, throwing up the fine desert sand. Cotton scarves are wrapped around our faces, but the sand finds its way into our mouths and up our nostrils, sticking to every part of our body. Small mounds of it pile up at the corner of our eyes and in our pockets. It's not like beach sand, easily brushed off with a whack of a flip-flop. According to the Krumbein phi scale, a logarithmic scale that classifies particles, desert sand is categorized as "very fine sand."

Here in Ameur's childhood village, known as Old Mahlel, it requires a Zen-like level of concentration to accept the grittiness.


Here Are All the People You've Been Meeting At Uni

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Oh shit! Welcome to university. I'm sure you're having a very good time and working quite hard and making loads of wonderful new friends who you really properly connect with because it's the time of our lives when it all starts coming together! Alternatively, you aren't having particularly that much fun and are surrounded by people attempting to wear their entire personalities on their bodies at all times! That's cool too! Here's a quick guide to who you are likely to meet in the next three to seven years. Or who you may want to avoid—whatever man, it's all up to you!

Does He Go to Any Classes?

Do he attend this university? Is he enrolled in, say, anything at all? Extremely difficult to confirm because you've never seen him inside a building on campus. He is always just outside, smoking, like, fancy cigarettes. Know what I mean? There he is, adjacent to the door—a door he may have never walked in—wearing so much VLONE. He always has the latest, largest Samsung Galaxy. It is enormous. He is only using it to DM people for collabs, and comment NIL on Off White hoodies in closed FB buy-and-sell groups.

Guy Who Probably Sucks

He's a philosophy student, but he'd say he's more "a student of Philosophy." Also a die-hard Labor voter who thinks the party just needs to get back to the Hawke days. Is he wearing RM Williams? No, I believe those are Blundstones, and definitely Birkenstocks in the summer. You better believe he loves Neil Finn. Slam poet? Maybe! He's certainly writing some type of "fiction" somewhere (which is absolutely not fictional, and is definitely about a very real human girl he dated in high school and still insists on referencing in extremely specific, personal detail!!) This guy uses that gritty, grainy fluoride-free toothpaste—you know, the one that is basically just swilling bi-carb soda? He loves it! He also rides his bike sitting up with his arms resting by his side—somehow never touching the handle bars. He may have ridden to uni at 9 AM, but he will still have one leg of his pants tucked into his sock at 3 PM. Also smokes WEED everyone!! Is there anyone that hasn't heard that he smokes WEED yet? Because he does!! No big deal!!!

Urgh... via Flickr

Guy Who Definitely Sucks

Private school alum who graduated, travelled, then settled into a sharehouse with his three best childhood mates and promptly discovered something called "Boiler Room." Now there are turntables and a real nice mixer on the dining room table of said sharehouse, and they all just have a "chill mix" every now and then. He doesn't imagine you'll know about things like "Detroit Techno" or a "BPM" if you're a chick, unless you happen to be a very famous one who has actually played Boiler Room. He think all this constitutes good taste.

Wait, Wasn't That Girl Tumblr Famous in Like… 2013?

Yes. Yes she was.

Basically Emily the Strange

She has small, small, miniature, so-tiny-you-will-most-certainly-need-a-microscope-to-see-it fringe. She draws comics that teach you lessons about, like, politics and morality and respect. Would you like to know her Twitter bio? Here it is: "Political Beliefs~Sexual Orientation~Dietary Habits~Star Sign~Favourite Animal"

Also Somehow Emily the Strange

This girl is alternative in a Ghost World way, and won't let you forget it. She's basically Taylor Swift stuck singing that "She's cheer captain but I am a t-shirt" line forever and ever. She honestly thinks Deadpool is the best movie of all time, and that girls that don't read BOOKS and wear CONS are STUPID. All her friends are dudes—the kind of really weedy, spindly men who wear motorcycle jackets inside and smoke cigarettes in a particularly uncomfortable way, holding them basically like the Beatles did. Also, they wear dress shoes with jeans... Grey wash jeans.

Photo via Flickr user Antonella Moltini.

The Hot One

What do they study? Probably art because whenever you see them they have have a little bit of paint on their hands. Their hands are quite beautiful, by the way. The slender sort, like pianist's hands. You know 'em, delicate but tanned. Everyone loves this person, including you and all of your teachers. If only they were in yours or somebody's league, but they are not and they never will be so FORGET IT.

#HeForShe Guy

This man speaks freely and often about being a Feminist and an Ally to appear more Woke, however, the way he talks about people and things makes it starkly obvious he doesn't give a shit about anyone except himself. He raises his hand for everything. If you answer a question wrong, he will roll his eyes so aggressively you will hear it. Like, a squelching noise. His backpack sits very high on his back, and his shoes are New Balance, the orthopaedic kind. Ever wonder who would want sneakers in brown? This guy. He reads Tolstoy up reaaaal high so everyone can see the cover. He's way too active on Twitter for someone who's an expert in approximately nothing, except being shite. He might want to be poly, but nobody wants to be poly with him.

Photo via Flickr user Carl Hiett.

Person with Heaps of Stickers on Their Computer. Heaps, Just So Many, Maybe Even a THUMP One?

Friend's streetwear brand! Some record label! Language warning sticker they peeled off a Korn CD? You gotta show everyone you're into COOL shit!!! When I was at uni this guy had a Ratking sticker on his laptop and everyone considered him the coolest boy in the damn thing. Also because he was like six-foot-five.

The Mature Aged Student

The thing here is, this mature age student is literally the coolest fucking person in this godforsaken place. They don't speak unless spoken to, they hold doors open for people, and they don't scream or run or vape or talk about dumb shit that happened on the internet the night before. They make nice jokes and they know about history and they're clean and chill and relaxed and they don't say lit or fam and why can't everyone be like this?

The One That Might Be You

In my experience, university is a waste of time, really. Sure, the degree holds a sort of ceremonial value, and at some point down the line, it might get you selected for a job over someone equally qualified that does not have a degree, but that is really it (unless you want to be a neurosurgeon or an astrophysicist—in which case, please continue. We need more of you and less of me). Otherwise, you don't actually need to be here at all. And yet you are. Because you need to have, at the very least, a place to be by midday. It staves off your depression, which would otherwise quickly overrun your life. That's it. That's really it. You would be surprised how many people have enrolled for the exact same reason.

'Secret Society,' Today's Comic by Ida Eva Neverdahl

Trumpeter Etienne Charles Connects Jazz and J’ouvert

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The raucous festivities at Carnival may seem like the last place one would expect to hear the sounds of jazz. However, if you listen closely to VICE's new documentary "Brooklyn's Dirty Masquerade," the sweet trumpet of Etienne Charles sets the tone for reporter Wilbert L. Cooper's cultural immersion into the lively Flatbush street festival known as J'ouvert. With a commanding blow of his horn, the Trinidadian immigrant guides Cooper on a journey from Flatbush fetes to streets filled with multicolored masqueraders basking in the glory of their independence.

Although Charles likes to preserve the traditions of Caribbean Carnival from the steelpans to playing mas, the improviser also managed to modernize the music of the century-old street party with what he calls "Creole soul." By exploring the rhythmic African cadences of Orisha chants to the contagious and vibrant beats of Caribbean soca, Charles's trumpet tells the story of a prideful people who live in harmony with their history. I spoke with the 33-year-old artist recently to learn not only how his melodic oration gets crowds on their feet, but also how a generation's worth of storytelling is hidden beneath the flamboyant sounds of Carnival.

VICE: How does your Trinidadian heritage impact your music?
Etienne Charles: My music's a reflection of me, so everything that I grew up hearing is in my music. I grew up in Trinidad, so all the sounds of Trinidad are in my musical DNA. My parents are big into Carnival. My dad used to play in a steel band, and my mom plays mas every year, which means she puts on a costume and goes into the street, so that's always been a big inspiration for me.

Calypso and soca are traditionally played at Carnival. How do you incorporate jazz into the celebration?
Calypso documents the happenings of Carnival. They are songs that tell a story and incite a certain type of fun. Soca is a high-energy music that you normally hear at fetes. It's the music that you use to dance through the streets for Carnival. It's a really rich tradition of music. Jazz is the core of music that incorporates African rhythms, improvisation, and a certain type of vocal expression. The music of the Caribbean has that as well. It's very easy for me to incorporate the sounds of Carnival into the sounds of my music. The reason it sounds weird is because you're thinking of jazz as American music and Carnival as a Caribbean thing. But they naturally feed into each other—the art forms are very similar.

Describe your experience performing at Carnival in Trinidad this year.
For Carnival, I put a band on a truck and went out and played all through the streets. This year, the theme was "We the People." We went out into the street and about a thousand people followed us. Before that, I was working on a large piece of music called, "Carnival: A Sound of a People," in which I wrote about all of the different traditions of Carnival and all of the different performers in Carnival.

Why does freedom play such a huge role in Carnival?
I've been living [in the US] for 15 years, and I don't think there's any nationwide celebration for the end of one of the most brutal institutions on the face of humanity. But we in Trinidad celebrate it in a huge way because it's life for us. We were given life because of this. Slavery is death. Freedom is life. By nationally celebrating it, even with all of our different histories and different backgrounds, we come together. It's our defining national ritual. For me, it's a really magical thing. That's why improvisation is so important and the costume portrayal is so important, because all of those things help me to tell whatever story you want to tell.

Which songs were used in the VICE piece, and what are they about?
The songs used were "Papa Bois" and "Folklore" from my album Folklore. Papa Bois is a folklore character. A custom we have in Trinidad is storytelling that comes directly from the African oral tradition. Through that we were able to communicate the stories that were told from our ancestors. The character is some sort of fusion of a half-man, half-animal, almost like a Supreme Being or a guardian. Papa Bois is Creole for "father of the forest," and he's normally half-man, half-deer, and he's the protector of the animals in the forest. He normally has a horn that he blows to call out to distract hunters. "Folklore" is based on an old Orisha chant. It's a special one because the faith of Orisha is one of the few things we have intact from Africa that we have in Trinidad. It tells the whole story of the folklore tradition. It gives me a lot of power knowing our history.

Is that what you experience at Carnival—people who know their history?
Not only that, but they do their part to continue to pass it on to the next generation, or even just the people who come to see it. Carnival is about freedom. It's about celebrating the freedom to live, freedom to do what you want. So seeing the music give the people the power to do what they want is most rewarding. The music reminds people of the freedom that Carnival is about.

Check out more Etienne Charles's music on his website.

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Looking Back at the Legal Bill that Killed off British Rave Culture

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In my hand are four of the most important pages of legislation ever passed in the United Kingdom; a kind of close-typed Rosetta Stone of rave, if you will. A document that has, in its own implicit way, governed my life. Or to be more specific about it, my nightlife. This sheath of paper, this woody wad, is the reason why I'm destined to be forever longing for a past I have no claim to. It is the agent of my deeply felt saudade, and the thing that's stopped my generation getting to spend the next 30 years telling anyone who'll listen about the golden days of E-tinged fantasias.

Much like In Search of Lost Time, the Communist Manifesto, or Fifty Shades of Grey, most of us have probably made reference to the aforementioned document without having actually read the fucking thing in any kind of detail at all. With that in mind, I decided to actually read the oft-referenced but rarely-quoted Criminal Justice and Public Order Act of 1994 (CJPOA), in an attempt to answer the following three questions: why was the act written, what it did, and how its impact is still being felt 23 years after being passed in the Houses of Parliament.

Via Flickr.

Club culture is built on a series of myths, the most pernicious of which is that everything really was better back in the day. Here in the UK at least, the back in the day we find ourselves reading about on a, well, daily basis, is the stretch of time between 1987 and 1994, an era that takes in a Tory rollover and a few seismic shifts in what it meant to be young and British. We're talking, of course, about the heyday of rave, the period when, or so the flat-capped old blokes would have you believe, every field between Burnham Market and Bridlington was filled week in week out with teeming hordes of long haired and loved-up revellers who were determined to change the world through an incredible, and incredibly potent, blend of very loud music and very good drugs.

Read more on THUMP.

A Vigilante Pedophile Hunter is Being Sued For Defamation

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Ryan LaForge, the president of the Surrey, BC chapter of the vigilante pedophile hunter group Creep Catchers is being sued for defamation after video posted of his group accusing a man of pedophilia was seen over 56,000 times.

The Creep Catchers are a loosely organized collective of vigilante pedophile hunters, their chapters crisscross the country. The vigilantes pretend to be underage children and lure adults to meet the fake minors for sex. When the men arrive to meet the child, they film the encounter and put it online to shame the person.

Some of the videos created by Creep Catchers, or people operating in a similar vein, have been seen millions or hundreds of thousands of times.

Read more: The Rise of Creep Catchers, Canada's Vigilante Pedophile Hunters

Global News, who obtained the court documents, said the plaintiff alleges LaForge published "defamatory words to the effect of indicating that the Plaintiff was involved in a scheme to procure sexual relations with an under-aged female.

As a result, the plaintiff said that he was "subjected to ridicule, hatred and contempt and has suffered damages to his reputation personally and in the way of his business."

The last two months haven't been kind to Canadian vigilantes, on February 20 it was announced that after a complaint by the public the  B.C. Office of the Information and Privacy Commissioner is investigating the group. Furthermore the CBC published an investigative article into how the Creep Catchers ambushed a man suffering from mental illness—something the group has been known to do.

The contact between Laforge and the plaintiff allegedly took place on February 6, 2017—none of the claims in the civil case have been proven in court.

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How to Say ‘No’ Like a Toddler

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This bus smells like shit. Such a stink is nothing new on this route, a meandering line through downtown seemingly attractive to public farters, but this time it reeks like the real deal. The source is close… so close it could be sitting on my lap. "I pooped!" announces my toddler brightly, tipping his head back to grin up at me. This was not the scenario I imagined when I encouraged him to keep me current on his inner workings.

The Amy Winehouse lookalike beside us covers her nose with a set of black bejewelled nails and attempts to escape deeper into her phone. The bearded man across from us shoots me a look of serious contempt as if he'd never imagined anything so revolting. He is wearing a jester-style snowboarding hat that clearly indicates he's spent most mornings since 1996 vomiting bong water. Little do they know, we have six more stops to stomach. From the perch on my knee comes a chirpy approximation of "the wheels on the bus." For someone sitting in pants full of his own feces, my son is in excellent spirits. He's that guy.

When "that guy" first showed up, I had no idea I would be time traveling back to some of the more exasperating relationships of my past. If you are currently unfamiliar with toddlers, but considering acquiring one (for the long-term, or just a couple of hours while their parents go out and drink their faces off like they used to before that all was crushed by countless mundane responsibilities), it's wise to reflect upon the comparable characters you may have experienced thus far:

1. Did you have a manic roommate in undergrad who was hopeless at math and extremely specific about her pizza toppings? Did she freak out when she couldn't find her shoes/books/cheese snacks? Did she cry easily over the slightest inconvenience, and giggle uncontrollably at videos of monkeys or baby penguins? How many times did you have to clean up puke composed primarily of peach cooler?

2. Did you ever date a guy who was super charismatic, but largely selfish? Did you spend your days gazing lovingly at his profile, and your nights gritting your teeth over murderous thoughts when he woke up to tell you about his 'crazy' dream, sing you the new song he just made up, or ask you to stroke his hair? Did he make inconsistent and unreasonable demands on your time—try to convince you to blow off work to hang out with him? When you were in public, did it often seem like he wasn't really listening, or maybe he'd sometimes wander off when he spotted a particularly big and/or shiny truck?

3. Did you ever have an elderly relative or stoner neighbour who you had trouble understanding? Did you find yourself searching their face for clues as to how you should react when they talked to you? Were you unsure if the issue was one of word choice, sentence structure, or worldview? Did you ever wonder if they were purposely messing with you? What was it they were always chewing on and where did it come from?

Photo via Flikr user Andrew Seaman

If you are about to go up against a toddler, consider what you've already learned. It could help, but not much. To be clear, a toddler is not a baby. While a baby might have the same intense emotions, their communication is so vague and limited that it's easy to project some sweet and totally understandable issue as the cause of their weird, pterodactyl squawks. In contrast, a toddler has the tools to set you straight. He proves less the tragic hero, and more an agent of chaos.

The impressive and inescapable thing is that a toddler is able to achieve a superior level of inconsiderate dickishness and get away with it better than any of the jerkface adults you may have encountered up to this point. Part of their wicked power comes from being tiny. Totally out of scale from your usual opponents, it is easy to be distracted—and dominated—by their oversized eyes set against a miniature composition. The other problem is that they are often right.

"Time to get your shoes on!" I'll tell him from the hallway. I am about to be late for work if I don't hustle my son to daycare for his 8.5 hours of mini- Lord of the Flies.

"No," he calls back nonchalantly. I stomp towards his room and appear menacingly in the doorway to find him lounging on a pillow looking at a picture book. He doesn't even look up at me. He really doesn't give a shit. And he's… not wrong.

It must be impossible to imagine why a capable adult person, seemingly in charge of all that happens in the world, would choose the struggle of some place called "work" when there are illustrations to admire—maybe even nacho bits lost under the couch waiting to be consumed. In many ways, the word "no" is the key to everything. Do you want to wait your turn? No. Share nicely with others? No. Do you want go to bed before 2am? No.

I personally believe it is most productive (for survival's sake), to consider the toddler not as an irritant, but as an inspiration. What if we could all live like the toddler? Imagine the luxury of being naïve to cultural norms and the traditional scripts of social interaction. You are totally in touch with your desires—without the aid of millennial inspiration boards, or "the top six habits of the most effective/inane people" goal charts. The next time you walk into a cramped elevator with a particularly stunning or freakish-looking individual, imagine how the toddler is free to openly stare. Verbal pleasantries are superfluous. Spend the duration of the ride making a study of the other passenger's most interesting features. Go full creep, you are adorable and your subject should feel blessed to have your undivided attention.

Maybe you find yourself held hostage in a lengthy meeting. Perhaps the client is particularly boring, or you just don't feel like sitting around anymore. If you were a toddler, you could get up and leave without apology. Your boss is a fool if she doesn't understand that there is totally something better you could—and should—be doing.

Maybe it would be more fun in the lunchroom. Do you see something you want? Don't be discouraged by the fact that someone else is already using it; they are just modeling how the item is best enjoyed. If they are smaller or weaker than you, just yank it out of their hands and run away. You might grant them a little push so they will be slow to follow.

See, self-actualization is just a de-aging time machine mishap away. But seriously, if you currently, or might one day find yourself in a (semi-abusive) relationship with a toddler, stay strong. Patience is vital. In particularly challenging moments, when your toddler (roommate, bandmate, tech startup CEO) is feeling all the feels, imagine the world through their eyes. Opt to reject emotional maturity and 'being present.' Who cares? Build yourself a happy place in your head to shelter you for the duration of the tantrum. Take a nap; fill your sippy cup with beer. It is awesome there… and very rarely smells like poo.

Lead photo via Flickr user Francisco Carbajal

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Hacking Fear Prompts CRA to Pull Tax Services

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The Canadian Revenue Agency website, (you know, the one that you have to file your taxes to) have pulled its most important services.

The services have been down since Friday and the outage is indefinite—which, for those wanting to complete their taxes on time (April 30th,) is a little bit of a bummer. On an update published to the website the agency stated that they pulled their services after becoming aware of an "internet vulnerability."

"Upon becoming aware of an internet vulnerability that affects some computer servers used by websites worldwide, we took down our online services, including electronic filing, and are taking steps to ensure that all information and systems remain safe," reads the update.

"At this time, we are not aware that any personal information has been affected; however, we continue to assess and remedy the situation."

The update states that ensuring "personal information is not compromised" is of the utmost importance to the CRA. The services that have been pulled by the agency are  "My Account," "My Business Account," "Netfile," and, most importantly "EFILE."

The agency is keeping mum about what the vulnerability is but are promising updates "as soon as they become available." The website still allows people to file their taxes but, at the moment, you cannot submit them.

The agency doesn't know when the website will be back online and will consider allowing some late returns if the outage goes long, which, for you tardy bastards out there, is probably pretty helpful.

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Meet the London Restaurateur Wrongly Convicted as a Mafia Banker

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As a city saturated with food options, London has hosted its fair share of "concept" eateries. We've had cheese toastie restaurantscereal cafescat cafesowl cafes, and pay-for-time-not-coffee shops. Every permutation of novelty has been mined and exploited in the interests of capturing jaded diners' imaginations.

But Luca Longobardi and Chris Denney didn't bother with any of that. They just built 108 Garage and lo, people have come.

At the not-so-posh end of Notting Hill in what was an actual car mechanics during the 1970s, the duo's restaurant serves food that has thus far defied categorisation.

108 Garage in London's Notting Hill. All photos courtesy 108 Garage.

"What I wanted to do was open an Italian tapas place," Longobardi tells me. What 108 Garage ended up as is something else entirely. But then Longobardi is a man who I suspect can no longer be taken by surprise.

Let's go back to the start. Longobardi began his career not in food, but in investment banking. So far, so boring, you might think—but wait.

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"In 2010, I was wrongly indicted on three counts: fraudulent bankruptcy, money laundering, and conspiracy," says Longobardi. "I was put on Interpol's top ten list of Most Wanted Men. Me! Alongside Osama Bin Laden, El Chapo, Matteo Messina Denaro."

Understandably, he's still incredulous at the idea.

Read more at Munchies

'I Only Lived Because I Was Wasted’: People Share Their Worst Spring Breaks

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Like apple pie and voting against your interests, getting wasted in a foreign city during spring break is an American tradition. Girls and boys descend on Cancun, Rome, and Panama Beach City, Florida, a.k.a. PBC. They think they will make happy memories and find love, but most of the time, they end up humiliated and/or have terrible sex. As a new crop of college students prepare for the horrific ritual, we asked some of our favorite writers and friends to share their worst spring break experiences.

The Deadly Flower Urchin

During my senior year of high school, a bunch of my boarding school friends and I went to someone's ridiculously expensive house in Punta Mita, Mexico. We planned to get really fucked up and fuck each other the whole time. Picture this: three football players, two undercover lesbians, two really hot dumb straight girls, and enough tequila to kill a herd of horses. The first day we were all sitting on the beach. Nearly everyone had taken off their clothes to run into the water. We were all standing there, pushing each other with the optimism of kids who hadn't seen how life could go wrong yet. I was putting on SPF 60 sunscreen because I'm as white as they come, when my friends beckoned me into the water. I relented and began my descent into the sea. I was up to my calves, maybe ten inches into the water, when I stepped on a poisonous sea urchin. I later found out it was the  deadly flower urchin. A lifeguard removed me from the water, took one look at my foot and leg, and said, "Joder," which means  fuck in Spanish. This mess ended with my entire leg going purple, the lifeguard using a bottle of tequila to sterilize my foot, and the slow, painful extraction of ten spikes from my foot. (They kept breaking apart and had to be dug out with a knife, which the lifeguard also cleaned with tequila.) My blood was so thin from the alcohol, the poison had a hard time attacking my vital organs. I only lived because I was wasted.

-Julia

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My Lizzie McGuire Fantasy

My junior year abroad I went backpacking with my friend Rosie*. After visiting London, Paris, and Berlin, we ended the trip in Rome. I had a lot of sex, but I wanted to meet a lover in Europe, like Lizzie McGuire did in  The Lizzie McGuire Movie. One night, I walked around the city alone, looking for a homo on a moped. In the grocery store, I noticed a hot Italian looking at me through his Harry Potter glasses. When I walked outside, it started raining. The hot guy walked ahead of me, holding an umbrella. He stopped, turned, winked at me, and then kept on walking.  Was he old school cruising me? I wondered. A few seconds later, he stopped again. He tilted his umbrella toward me and motioned for me to get under it.  He was old school cruising me! I hurled toward him. He put his arm around me, licked my ear, and whispered in Italian. I loved it. I was Lizzie McGuire for a hot second. That is until he asked me to buy him a leather jacket.

This was some rip-off tourist scheme! I told him to fuck off. I was just a college student looking for a romantic one night stand. I was way too broke to act like his sugar daddy. He apologized and then bought me an entire pizza and two bottles of wine and made out with me in an alley behind a Louis Vuitton store. In return, I agreed to let him fuck me the next night. After all, that is what I wanted to find in Rome.

The following evening, I boarded the bus. As we headed towards his house, he received a phone call—from his American boyfriend. I realized he had an American fetish. I told him to forget about taking me home. I jumped out of the bus in front of the Leonardo Da Vinci museum. "You will not be fucking my American ass!" I yelled. He chased after me and ran his hand along my happy trail. "I don't fuck guys with boyfriends!" I yelled. "But when in Rome?" he argued. I sighed. I let him make out with me on the steps for a few minutes, but then my Catholic guilt kicked in. His poor boyfriend! I told him to screw himself and then scrammed. I haven't returned to Rome since.

Read more at Broadly

I Wore a Different Slogan T-Shirt Every Day to See How it Changed My Life

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(Photos: Chris Bethell)

Have you seen Sliding Doors? Either way, let me walk you through it. The film begins with a woman trying to catch a tube. She sweats and struggles, but misses the train. Or at least you think she does; the next second we see her onboard, and from then on the movie splits into two universes – one where she missed the train, another where she caught it.

The film was an unexpected success for both the box office and for chaos theory peddler, Edward Lorenz. All of a sudden you had every romantic comedy fan casting their minds back to important moments in their lives, analysing variables. Dreaming about what might have been had they worn blue to their Maths GCSE exam, or where they would be today had they never developed a pretty steady alcohol dependence over the course of three decades.

And so a generation of chaotic determinists were born. But not me. I just never bought it. To think that the pants I'm wearing have the power to affect my life in any way seems ridiculous. I'd go as far as suggesting that even if you wore something that actively made people think less of you, you'd still barely see a difference.

All this is speculation, though, isn't it? We need concrete evidence, and I've devised a way of getting it. I'm going to conduct an experiment. I will live five normal days in my life, with one simple variable: I wear a different slogan T-shirt each day, and see where each ends up leading me.

DAY ONE: "SIX PACK… COMING SOON!"

Slogan T-shirts have had two high points. First, in the 1980s, with the Katharine Hamnett-led craze for political sloganeering ("VOTE TACTICALLY", "CHOOSE LIFE", "STOP ACID RAIN"), and then again in the 2000s, when cheaper printing methods meant any old idiot could stamp some sub-cracker gag bollocks on a T-shirt and sell it to the masses. Weirdly, it's the latter category that's survived, sold on market stalls around the world to IT technicians, rugby fans and your dad.

It's this type of slogan T-shirt I'll be wearing this week, starting with one featuring what I'm sure you'll agree is a very clever little visual joke:

Pair this baby with some stonewash jeans and a pair of Dunlops, and I could be living in noughties nirvana. Sadly, though, it's 2017: the closest we're getting to the halcyon days of 2006 are those St Martin's students in shiny cargo pants and ironic wraparound shades. So to bring myself back up to speed, I head to Caffe Nero for some caffeine.

Waiting in the queue, my friend Laura eyes up my shirt and smiles. "Your shirt is a little… optimistic."

"Tell me the truth, Laura – what kind of person do you expect to be wearing this shirt?" I ask.

Laura pauses. "I think the person wearing this shirt is a bit of a joker! Somebody who's going to be a bit cheeky. It's very funny."

Walking away, I feel empowered. Maybe caption shirts are a good thing? Maybe people who wear them aren't dickheads at all, but public servants sacrificing self-respect for the sake of public happiness? I decide to take the "Six Pack" shirt where it belongs: the gym. But this cheeky chappy isn't going armed with sensible running shoes; he's going with this:

Standing on the curb, I spot my first sweaty, out-of-breath target.

"Psst!" I get the lady's attention. "How about a slice?" Her eyes wander down to the box and widen. She snaps out of her trance: "No, thank you!"

"Oi, pal," I snarl, opening the pizza box. "Come to the dark side." He frowns and waves me away.

So I press myself against the glass, cramming whole slices into my mouth. Treadmill users try to avoid eye contact and pretend they can't see me, but we both know they can. I'm giving them gold, and they're giving me nothing back. That's it: I'm taking my shirt somewhere people might appreciate it. The kind of place a slogan T-shirt featuring an unbelievably shit gag seems right at home.

Swaggering through the door, I point left, right and centre. A guy notices my shirt and giggles. I nod.

The barman eyes it up and gestures for me to pull my shirt up. "Not quite!" he shouts. I share a laugh with my three new friends. I ask them both if they mind grabbing me a beer, so I only need five to make my six. As they realise I'm not joking, the smiles disappear like sugar into coffee. We don't talk any more.

So that's where the six pack shirt gets me. At the end of the day I survey 30 people to see if my wearing the shirt makes them think more or less of me, or if it doesn't affect their perception at all. The results:

Think more of me: 21/30
Think less of me: 3/30
Think the same: 6/30

DAY TWO: "NO, I'M NOT ON F*!#KING FACEBOOK"

Waking up, I feel strange. I often start the day enveloped in the damp feeling of regret, but this was different. There's nothing worse than being surrounded by people who visibly do not want you there, so to correct that experience today I decide to pull out this tee – one I suspect will attract a few kindred spirits:

There's something special about people who self-censor their swearwords, as if anyone cares whatsoever. They're the same kind of people who'll write "cockwomble" or "twatbadger" on Twitter, and – funnily enough – the same types who'll get weirdly indignant when you ask them if they're on Facebook, like the question is an affront to their entire self-image. Fingers crossed I run into some of them!

Back in Caffe Nero I'm greeted by Laura, who looks confused by the shirt. Which is understandable, as we're friends on Facebook. But that doesn't bother me: today, Matthew, I'm no-Facebook man – the kind of guy who doesn't bother with social media, and doesn't give a damn what society thinks of it!

Before long, though, I start getting nasty looks: an older man frowns at my chest, a woman with a pram doesn't look best pleased. I no longer feel welcome; it's time to swap south-east London for someplace else.

Canvas Café: London's first "happy cafe", and a place in which customers are encouraged to take markers and scribble on the walls. This place was made for me: no, I'm not on f*!#king Facebook, thank you very much! But that doesn't mean I don't want to write some inane rubbish on someone's wall.

Still, I probably could have done this without the shirt, which isn't really getting a reaction out of anyone. I guess not having a Facebook profile isn't nearly as interesting as people without Facebook seem to think it is?

So where to? Where will my T-shirt spark some discussion? Where will people be impressed by me? Ah, of course! A student night, where members of Gen Z will be out in force, sure to have some opinions on my radical rejection of popular culture!

Following an hour of shuffling on my own to Rudimental, I feel a little lost. I don't know whether it's because I'm sober as a dog, but none of this feels right. I miss Facebook. The warm embrace of its pseudo-intellectualism; the daily reminders of bad haircuts I once had.

I'm done with this one. But before I take it off and retire for the night, the results of the "does this shirt make me more of a cunt?" survey:

Think more of me: 12/30
Think less of me: 15/30
Think the same: 3/30

DAY THREE: "IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO THE PUB!"

At this point I'm beginning to accept the will of the shirt. I was sceptical initially, but it's beginning to appear that what you wear really will drive your destiny, like a Corvette off a cliff. Today, I just want to have a nice day, and if there's one shirt that will lead me there, it's this one:

Nobody can have a problem with this one. It's essentially The Beatles of caption shirts; part of the fabric of our pop culture.

Laura's reaction helps me get it. This shirt is all about surrendering pretence; about just having a bloody good time! So I'm going to oblige the shirt – I'm off into central to enjoy London.

"The shirt? T'riffc!" barks this guy as he hands me my new London cap. "Wouldn't wear it myself, but I love it."

Looking through these unbiased eyes, I start to see a different London. One of spontaneity:

One where music fills the streets:

One where kind people are happy to help you:

One where strangers become friends:

I sit, take a deep breath and reflect. I realise that maybe... maybe I don't need to return to the pub? Maybe life can say, "Hey brother, you're destined for the pub!" and you can look it straight in the eye and say, "You know what? No! I'm going to go to do what I've always wanted to do: take a selfie outside Buckingham Palace!"

The results:

Think more of me: 6/30
Think less of me: 14/30
Think the same: 10/30

DAY FOUR: "F.B.I. FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR"

I wake up jubilant. Empowered. If I can be in control of my destiny with the aid of a shirt, why not wear one that elevates it? A classic. A gag that traditionally goes down excellently with everyone the world over.

Oosh, baby. Yes.

Laura doesn't like it, and for reasons unbeknownst to me, nobody is talking to me.

So what does a Female Body Inspector do when the world won't open up to them? They open up to the world wide web.

Now it's just a case of biding my time and letting the magic happen. Maybe I'll grab a quick coffee? Then a little check of my matches.

Hours later: nothing yet. But not to worry. I'll grab a quick round of dough balls at Pizza Express and wait it out.

Paying my bill, I decide to take a leisurely walk to a bar nearby and put Tinder out of my mind. A watched pot doesn't boil, after all. But standing at the traffic lights I get my phone out to check it one last time. I'm staring at my match screen, intently, then it happens. Two men fly past on a moped, speeding down the pavement, and my phone disappears. They have it. I'm out-of-breath, chasing, but they begin to disappear into Shoreditch.

I don't know if it's divine intervention or residual dough ball grease, but I hear a crash as I'm running after the bike. I look down.

A broken phone; a broken heart.

The results are in!

Think more of me: 3/30
Think less of me: 25/30
Think the same: 2/30

DAY FIVE: "MASTURBATE I LOVE IT"

Last day – might as well just completely fuck myself over. Yesterday I'd abandoned my politics and beliefs to wear that FBI shirt, and look what it left me with: a smashed phone and a lingering sense of shame. What on earth is going to happen when I go out into the world wearing this?

Also, sidenote: who is this shirt for? Who in their right mind would wear this outside of a brief Secret Santa scenario? Just look at it: it doesn't even make sense. Try to whistle the McDonald's jingle to what it says: "I lo-ove it." It makes no fucking sense.

They're laughing at me so intensely in Caffe Nero that I can barely get through the door. I feel dirty, shameful, like I should be giving back.

I need to find somewhere to do wholesome things. Somewhere to my hands to use. To provide water where there is none.

To offer nutrition.

Things are simple here; pleasant. Until I hear it: a group of teenagers, here on visit, laughing at my shirt. It brings me back to that first day, and the thought that maybe I have a purpose with these shirts? Maybe it's my responsibility to bring laughter to the world? Only thing to do is go for a walk and see if I can brighten up a few people's days.

Walking down the street, the shirt appears to be a little divisive. I don't see many people laughing. Mind you, before long, a pair of young women stop me in my tracks.

"That shirt," says one. "I think it's fantastic – it promotes positive body image, sexual openness and – best of all – it's true. Yeah, you masturbate, we all masturbate. It's time that we all acknowledged that."

It's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

The pair disappear, but their words stay with me. I must share them. I must take them to the people. So I rush to the nearest music venue to share the good word.

Spotting an empty stage, I jump on and indulge them with my words.

The crowd immediately starts to dissipate, but I don't mind – I've seen the future, and it is bright and accepting, even if it makes the absolute majority of people feel uncomfortable around me.

The final results:

Think more of me: 7/30
Think less of me: 23/30
Think the same: 0/30

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Syria’s War Has Created a “Terrifying Mental Health Crisis” For a Generation of Children

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Six years of constant brutality and bloodshed in Syria has created a "terrifying mental health crisis" for a generation of traumatized children, leaving some suicidal and others unable to speak.

Those are just some of the stark findings in Save the Children's new report Invisible Wounds. The aid agency said it is the largest mental health survey inside Syria since the war began in 2011, and warned that millions of Syrian children could be living in a state of "toxic stress." Nearly 3 million Syrian children under the age of 6 have lived their whole lives in a warzone, according to the report's findings, while more than 2 million children have been forced to flee the country as refugees.

"After six years of war, we are at a tipping point, after which the impact on children's formative years and childhood development may be so great that the damage could be permanent and irreversible," Marcia Brophy, a senior mental health adviser for Save the Children, wrote in the report.

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Lauren Southern is the Alt-Right’s Not-So-Secret Weapon

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As one of the most popular hosts for Canada's alt-right media torchbearer, the Rebel, Lauren Southern has frequently put herself in crowds of people whose views are fundamentally at odds with her own. She's made a habit of parachuting into spaces where visible minorities are speaking out about their rights and demanding they explain their political positions and teach her why she's wrong.

Southern — who announced on Thursday that she is parting ways with the Rebel and "going independent" — sees herself as a commentator, tasked with countering "the mass amount of left wing media we have that pretends to be impartial in Canada." In a series of interviews with VICE News over the last month, she opened up about her views, her critics, and how she's built her profile.

Once her bouncer arrives at the Toronto rally, she quickly springs into action, removing her hood and making a bee-line towards protesters holding what she sees as the most outlandish signs.

Almost immediately, she is recognized by a protester who politely confronts her about the Rebel's coverage of a mass shooting in a Quebec mosque earlier this year, in which Alexandre Bissonnette, a white man who reportedly expressed anti-refugee views, allegedly killed six Muslims as they prayed. Early reports had mistakenly identified a Muslim man as a suspect but unlike other news outlets, the Rebel didn't correct the record until the following day.

"She corrected that information, if you paid attention to the next news report, which you apparently didn't," Southern tells the woman, defending her then-colleague Faith Goldy, who in her reports continued to raise questions about what authorities may be hiding.

This tactic of seeding doubt and raising questions that counter the dominant narrative in mainstream media has proven fruitful for the Rebel, which is just over two years old. Founded by anti-establishment and right-wing muckraker Ezra Levant, the organization has a roster of 28 hosts and contributors, rakes in millions of views every month on YouTube, and is influential enough that a rally held in Toronto in opposition of a motion to condemn Islamophobia also drew four contenders for leadership of the federal Conservatives.

It's not clear what led Southern and the Rebel to part ways. The young pundit declined to get into details in her announcement and Levant wished her well on Twitter. But there's no question she had become one of its most powerful weapons.

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What the Word You Use to Describe Your Partner Says About Your Relationship

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Public terms of endearment play a vital function in how we present our relationships to the outside world. The titles we decorate our loved ones with are words that honour them in ways simply saying their name never could. They infer fondness, time spent together, intimacy, tension, background, hopes and desires.

With all that beauty and meaning in mind, let's making some ramshackle claims as to What Your Pet Name Says About You – shall we?

A lot of people say "babe", but really the purpose of its existence is to be spoken by lads who are in trouble with their girlfriends. It is a word for them to say over and over again, pleadingly, while their spurned lover leaves the house with her handbag swinging and her head held high. "Babe!" She is down the stairs. "Babe!" She is out door. "Babe!" She's in her car. "Babe!" And she's pulling away. "Babe! Babe! Babe…" he cries as his Ugg boots slap the pavement in hot pursuit.

I've always thought there's a strangely potent romance to this pet name. In the space of two words it affords your partner a status that is both symbiotic and godly. They are both part of you, and greater than you could ever hope to be. Shame, then, that it's only ever used by your dad when he's picked up a phone call intended for your mum.

The only time you actually refer to someone as your "friend" out loud is when you are suddenly forced to introduce someone you've been having regular but undefined sex with. It is the word you say in the panicked, sweat-drenched moment when you suddenly realise you have no idea if you are in a relationship with this person or not. The "f" normally lasts around seven minutes.

You are not in a relationship but you have very high Reddit kudos on r/Relationships.

Day at the seaside with this one. Don't know where I'd be without this one. Bit of Carluccio's and La La Land with this one. Missing Paris times with this one. Three years since I first went on a date with this one. Gotta love staying in and acting like a twat with this one. Cheeky visit to Goonhavern model village with this one. Sad times at mum's funeral with this one. Classic hot choc and Ben and Jerry's with this one. She hates it when I take her photo but I can't resist with this one. Building a nuclear bunker with this one. Cooked my first ever roast for this one. Cheeky salsa dancing lesson with this one. Nobody I'd rather watch flames fall from the sky with than this one. Just did a random but actually quite great basket weaving lesson with this one. Is anyone reading my Facebook posts about this one? Shouting into the abyss with this one. Cheeky end times with this one. #GirlfriendsOfInstagram

You are explaining to your mates that you can't do something with them because you said you'd cook dinner with the missus. You are making it sound like this is a burden, and that really you wish you could drink five pints of Doombar and talk about Lee Dixon with them. In reality, the shrugging masks a deep and discerning love for your partner. As it happens you'd trade infinite pub trips just to spend an hour in a darkened room thinking about her, let alone actually spending time in her presence. You are eternally hers, nothing will change that, nor would you will it to. But, y'know, best shrug and say something about "the missus" cos otherwise someone might think you're wet or something.

He's good, my fella – I've trained him well! Look at him cooking dinner! No, in all seriousness, he's fab, he's very good to me, I don't deserve him. Have you met my fella, Dawn? I'm a bossy boots me, but he loves me really. Don't you? Paul? Don't you? Yes he's nodding, bless him. Probably thinking 'bugger off you mad woman!' No, I'm only joking, I'm very lucky to have him. Cheryl, have you met my fella? My wonderful man. Oi, hands off – he's taken! No, in all seriousness don't touch him.

Every now and again some soppy sod reckons he's the first person in the world to think, 'Hey, you're not just my girlfriend/boyfriend – you're actually, like, my best friend as well.' As though they've suddenly realised that unlike all the other relationships between people, theirs is unique in that they are bloody mates as well! Where other people merely eat, fuck and shit in the same building like quarantined boars and sows, they actually do matey stuff like watch Stranger Things and chat about work. She might be a girl, but she actually likes playing Fifa! We both think Coldplay are rubbish! We swap books! How truly blessed you are to be the only people ever in the history of copulation to consider your long-term sexual partner your best friend.

Either you've found permanent happiness or you're overdoing it slightly and about to be lonely again.

There's a quiet smugness to "my other half", as though it's been said by someone who still can't get over the fact they are in a relationship. Most likely heard when you run into the lad you went to school with, the one who spent his lunch breaks reading Neil Gaiman novels but now has a good job and a spotty beard. "I shall have to introduce you to my other half," he adds before you part ways, a grin spreading across his face. And you know what? Fair fucks to him. He looks happy.

I don't think anyone in their right mind would refer to their own partner as their squeeze, but it is possible one of the more rosy-cheeked, lecherous members of your grandparents' squad might throw a "this must be your new squeeze" in for good measure when they meet your boyfriend/girlfriend at a christening.

I think you only get to use this word if you marry a big muscly fireman.

You watch the slow roll of muddy cappuccino down the inside of the cup, through the moustache and into his throat, the squelching noise your uncle makes as he swallows. The windscreen wipers shuffle back and forth, and you find yourself tracing the refracted light as street lamps pass through specks of rain on the window. The phone buzzes. It's his wife, your aunt. "BAGS" it reads, bluntly. He sighs through his nose. He stretches an arm into the footwell between your legs to retrieve three bunched up bags for life. "Bag for life," he says, turning to you, "I've already got one of them!"

Before he can finish his sentence, before you can pretend to laugh, his phone is ringing. It's your aunt again. Did he just mutter the word Medusa? He picks up. "Yes, yes bags, I got your message, your text, yes, I'm holding them in my hand now, I'm coming in to meet you now." He removes the phone from his face, stares at it blankly for a moment or two, then pointedly presses the red button to end the call. He sighs through his nose again. "You going to be alright in the car?" he asks you, to which you nod. You're already thinking about putting the radio on once he's closed the door. "She's at one of those self-service tills," he tells you, "so she needs more bags." He pauses and sighs through his nose one final time, resigned to his fate. "Better do what the boss says!" He opens the door and folds his legs out into the cold, whipping rain.

Going down on your girlfriend twice a year doesn't count as criminal activity.

@a_n_g_u_s

This Map of the Most Popular Foods on Pinterest Says a Lot About America

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#foodporn: We love it, we share it, we want everyone else on the internet to see it (we know you went to Alinea six months ago, please stop telling us about it).

This goes out to all the people with their cameras out, hovering above their dinners, hitting all the angles: Pinterest recently shared some statistics about what its users care about most, and according to a recent press release, the site's number one category is, you guessed it, food.

Like any good social media site, Pinterest has loads and loads of data about their users, which it will occasionally distill into a cute little, easy-to-digest infographic. Pinterest's "Foodnited States" of America project showcases the most popular food items on the site on a state-by-state basis.

READ MORE: This Map of the Most Googled Super Bowl Foods Says a Lot About America

Pinterest's list is like some Jackson Pollock painting made of mayonnaise and cupcake batter: all we know for sure is that, somehow as a whole, it must make sense, even if it's indecipherable chaos to the naked eye.

Some populations in our dear country are almost too predictable. Marylanders are looking for scallop recipes, people in Louisiana want shrimp (pasta), and those hardcore Alaskans just want some "survival" recipes (seriously). Meanwhile, the fine people of Massachusetts are really into martinis, which does little to dissuade the notion that north of Boston, the state is little more than drunk croquet players knocking back vermouth on Cape Cod.

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Peeling Back the Layers on Canada's Food Waste Problem

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This week we look at Canada's growing food waste problem. We'll go dumpster diving, beer brewing and into a kitchen that's trying to make reclaimed food the norm.

Masturbation and Education: What Drives a Sex Expert

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Sex expert Luna Matatas tells us why she's a passionate member of the sexual pleasure revolution - and how masturbation keeps her going.

'This Tour Almost Destroyed Me': Coeur de Pirate on the Anxieties of Being in a Band

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Montreal musician Cœur de pirate on her new Noisey column, 'I'm Afraid of Everyone' and the anxieties that come with being in a band.

10 Questions You Always Wanted To Ask: Sex Worker

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Andie Macario (cam name: Lila-Rose) is 28, non-binary (so prefers to be referred to as 'they'), lives in London and started doing sex work three years ago. On Andie's Insta they describe themselves as an "Artist. Feminist. Latinx. QTIPoC. TRANS. BBY femme – baby girl. Poly. Sex worker & activist. THEY/THEM. FUCKING UNICORN 4EVS."

Andie often posts selfies after they have been with clients with #sexworkblues #payme #hoecentral #slut #whorelife #hookerlove in the caption and for xmas did a secret santa with various online SWer groups for whom they are a member. Andie gets most of their clients through Backpage, Twitter and sometimes Facebook. Andie has reclaimed the pejorative term "slut" by getting it as a tattoo. Andie also got sterilised on the NHS as a life choice last year and posted the pics online.

From "What's the weirdest thing a client has requested?" to "Do you think legalisation works?", VICE asks the questions you always wanted to a feminist sex worker so you don't have to.

How Standing Rock Birthed a New Generation of Independent Left-Wing Media

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On April 1, 2016, a caravan of 40 horses and about 200 water protectors rode 30 miles from Fort Yates, North Dakota, to a newly formed prayer camp on the Standing Rock Sioux reservation. The camp, dubbed Sacred Stone, was already home to a few dozen activists, there to protest the Dakota Access Pipeline (DAPL) that they consider a threat to their water supply.

Though the camp and its ensuing conflict with authorities became major news months later, at the time the caravan was covered by just two media outlets, the local Bismarck Tribune and a volunteer collective out of Minneapolis called Unicorn Riot. For almost a year, as water protectors held prayer ceremonies, established a school, and occasionally clashed with police, Unicorn Riot was on the ground, documenting it all.

In October and November, when Standing Rock activists faced mass arrests and harsh police tactics, the mainstream media had little to no presence there, but outlets such as MSNBC, Reuters, VICE, Mother Jones, and RT featured footage from Unicorn Riot, as well as from personal livestreamers and drone pilots, who documented law enforcement macing activists and spraying them with water canons in sub-freezing temperatures.

Unicorn Riot remained in the camps when thousands of veterans showed up one chaotic week in December, when the Army Corps of Engineers denied the company behind the DAPL the easement it needed to finish construction, when the Standing Rock Sioux tribe asked the water protectors to leave, when the decision on the easement was reversed under the Trump administration, and finally, when the camps were cleared in February. By then, national interest in Standing Rock had waned, and three Unicorn Riot reporters had already been arrested covering the protests.

On February 22, the official eviction date, large outlets like CNN, Buzzfeed, and ABC News were around to collect dramatic footage of Oceti, the main camp, burning, as activists destroyed structures before authorities could. However, police didn't enter Oceti that day. They arrested primarily journalists and legal observers standing on a state highway, rather than the activists remaining in camp.

The true clearing didn't begin until the following day. Bismarck's Fox affiliate, embedded with law enforcement, was able to film in areas where other journalists faced arrest. But the bulk of the February 23 footage came from citizen journalists with cell phones and the ever-present Unicorn Riot. During a four-hour livestream that's been viewed 2.5 million times, Unicorn Riot filmed 200 officers with automatic weapons flanking Oceti, so that activists were forced to crowd dangerously onto a frozen river or risk arrest.

Unicorn Riot footage from the eviction:

Unicorn Riot is part of an emerging movement of leftist, largely self-trained media outlets and voices. The collective's members value first-hand reporting—often in the form of unedited videos—and, while they strive to remain factual, they're unapologetic about ignoring old-school standards of objectivity. Their goal, per their mission statement, is to "expose the root causes of social conflict," often through documenting wrongdoing by American corporate and governmental interests. And as Standing Rock illustrates, there are times when groups like Unicorn Riot can be more effective than the larger, less nimble, establishment outlets whose narrative they compete against.

Other people who covered Standing Rock are indigenous themselves, like Myron Dewey, a 44-year-old member of the Paiute and Shoshone nations. As Digital Smoke Signals, he's posted hundreds of videos about the protest, including sky footage of the drill pads ("I caught DAPL working in the 20 miles that Obama told them not to," he said) and rambling livestreams in which he strolls through camps or conducts live Q-and-A sessions. He's been charged with stalking for tracking DAPL security by drone; he's also mentored another group of water protectors who, in December, formed Women's Indigenous Media.

Dewey has raised at least $58,000 through crowdfunding, and some of his clips have received a couple million views. His footage has been used by the Guardian, the Chicago Tribune, CNN, and Al Jazeera, but he doesn't consider himself a journalist in the "Western view."

"We grew up defending our land from birth. What does that make me?" he said. "I'm not an activist… I'm protecting the earth from climate change, destruction, and a way of life being lost from corporate profit."

Mark Trahant, a journalism professor at the University of North Dakota, believes that as resources for traditional newsrooms dwindle, Americans may have to rely on more passion-driven coverage.

"I don't think Unicorn Riot is propaganda or fake news. I think they're very valuable," he said. "That's something Americans haven't figured out, compared to other places in the world. You look at a country that has five right-wing newspapers and five left-wing and you tend to read between the lines."

Trahant remembers 1973, when the American Indian Movement occupied the town of Wounded Knee for 71 days. "Reporters were camped there. They set up small newsrooms. Resources have changed dramatically," he said. Big papers no longer have the staff to thoroughly cover every important protest, and local outlets have their own budgetary woes. That means the people covering these movements are often those who are sympathetic to them.

But although Unicorn Riot is comprised of former activists, the collective rejects the idea that they're "activist journalists."

"We're not saying these cops are so terrible, everybody go fight them," said 26-year-old producer Chris Schiano. "We're saying, here's what the police are doing… If the police are doing something that's objectively terrible, people make their own decisions about how to feel."

Members of the collective don't organize or participate in demonstrations, even if they did in the past, said producer Niko Georgiades, who has made a conscious effort to separate himself from demonstrators. "In the beginning I used to say, 'We are doing this. We are taking the streets,'" he said. "Then I was like, 'Dude, shut up. They are. You are documenting.'"

A Unicorn Riot clip from Standing Rock:

Unicorn Riot formed in early 2015. It was a dozen friends and friends of friends based in Denver, Minneapolis, Boston, and New York, who had documented Occupy, Ferguson, and other movements for other outlets and were frustrated at their lack of autonomy. "We didn't have control of editing or posting, and we were maybe contracting with other mainstream entities," Georgiades said.

So they held internet meetings, crafted bylaws, and filed for tax-deductible status as an educational nonprofit because, according to Georgiades, "We're not into collecting money from people's misery."

Unicorn Riot posts breaking news as soon as it can—a publish-first mentality that is widespread these days. More structured work, such as document-based articles and video packages, must be approved by two members before it goes online. Decisions are based on consensus and discussion, and the collective's 2017 budget of $80,000—garnered from grants and donations—will primarily pay travel and equipment expenses. Members volunteer their time, and cover what they want, from community gardening to criminal justice.

Unicorn Riot gained a local audience reporting the 18-day occupation of a Minneapolis police precinct following the killing of unarmed black man Jamar Clark. But it wasn't until Standing Rock that they "got over 100,000 likes on Facebook" and a huge boost in donations, according to Schiano. Their DAPL-related posts regularly receive hundreds of thousands of views.

"We report outside assumptions that people just take for granted," said Schiano. "I think a lot of media that people consider unbiased, it's still reproducing bias. It's just the bias that's central to how society operates, and a lot of people don't examine it. Even the idea that an outfit like the Morton County Sheriff's Department should have legitimacy is up for debate. They're on land that treaties show is stolen. Most media assumes that these entities are legitimate, and I would say that's a bias."

Robert Fraizer, an Iowa-based veteran who visited the camps during the Veteran's Stand in December, follows Unicorn Riot for what he calls "reliable news."

"They're more professional than a lot of people publishing news about Standing Rock, but I saw those guys arrested and harassed by DAPL security. I saw them personally in action. That gave them credence for me," Frazier said.

Watch the VICELAND documentary on Standing Rock:

Reporting alongside activists—and in many cases, living and marching with them—has its risks. According to the Committee to Protect Journalists, at least ten content creators—either working independently or for established outlets—have been arrested while documenting Standing Rock. (Amy Goodman, of Democracy Now! was arrested and accused of "not acting as a journalist" by a prosecutor; a judge later threw the case out.)

Others have suffered physical injuries. A rubber bullet was shot through Unicorn Riot producer Lorenzo Serna's press pass. Eric Poemz sustained a broken pelvic bone when he was tackled by officers while livestreaming the Oceti eviction. John Ziegler, who's been tweeting and livestreaming from the camps since November under the moniker Rebelutionary Z, said he's $20,000 in debt following two surgeries, after his finger was nearly severed by a rubber bullet. He believes police tried to shoot his camera out of his hand.

Video Ziegler filmed while being shot in the hand:

Other media outlets with a prominent place at Standing Rock included Indigenous Rising, created under the umbrella of the more established Indigenous Environmental Network, and the informal Renegade Media Collective, which operated out of a tent in Sacred Stone and posted a combination of straightforward documentaries and heavily edited (slow motion, emotional music), pieces that proselytized as much as they informed.

Unlike Unicorn Riot, many livestreamers do consider themselves activists. "I was a water protector before I was media," said Brooke Wauku with Women's Indigenous Media. But several of these independent outlets have filmed clips that mainstream media has broadcast repeatedly (and sometimes without credit or permission).

According to Nikki Usher, a professor of journalism at George Washington University, even with more citizen journalists in the mix, "big newsrooms and big influencers" will continue to "call the shots."

"The first two days of the Arab Spring, a lot of people watched the footage of citizen journalists but by day three, Al Jazeera was on the ground and people were watching Al Jazeera-selected citizen journalism," she said.

When news breaks unexpectedly, often it's the independent livestreamers who are there to capture it. On November 20, the night cops used water cannons on Standing Rock protesters, both Renegade Media and Unicorn Riot came out with raw videos of the clashes between water protectors and the authorities.

The police initially claimed that they only used the water canons to put out fires, but according to Schiano, "We were able to put that video out right away, and they changed their story just like that."

Trahant admits that he was glued to livestreams that night. "Standing Rock has been a social media story," the journalism professor said. "Social media has carried it in a way that is unprecedented in this country."

A documentary from Renegade Media:

Unicorn Riot plans to continue telling stories on social media, but it also has more ambitious goals. The collective is cutting together a documentary about Standing Rock, and producers are tackling investigative pieces, such as a 15,000 word series on the trial of Allen Scarsella, the white supremacist who shot five people during the Jamar Clark demonstration.

"We expect to be at a $250,000 operating budget in a few years," said Georgiades. This means members will be paid, but they don't plan to change their horizontal structure or make more editorial decisions in a more traditional way.

The founders of Women's Indigenous Media hope it will mature into an educational nonprofit, teaching women to fly drones and become content creators. Core members of Renegade Media just moved into a shared living space and are focusing on making a documentary about government infringement on constitutional rights. They are also recruiting Renegade contributors in different cities.

Other livestreamers, particularly those who cut their teeth on Occupy and later covered demonstrations against police brutality, will go home and work day jobs and wait for the next mass movement.

For all of them, the goal is to create a truly independent media, with or without financial backers.

"We need our own platform," said Unicorn Riot's Schiano. "We don't want someone who isn't us controlling what comes out."

Cheree Franco is a writer and photographer, mostly working in Arkansas, Mississippi, New York, and Pakistan.

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