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Mayhem in Philly: An Oral History of the Epic Senators-Flyers Brawl

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This weekend marks the 13th anniversary of the Senators and Flyers matchup that set an NHL record for the most penalty minutes in one game: 419. That's not a typo. Both Ottawa and Philadelphia combined for four-hundred and nineteen minutes worth of infractions. It eclipsed the previous mark (406) set by the Bruins and North Stars in 1981.

To reflect back on that bruising, record-setting game, VICE Sports caught up with some of the players involved to try to make sense of what happened on that raucous night in Philly.

There was bad blood brewing between the two teams heading into the game. In their last encounter, just over a week earlier, Ottawa's Martin Havlat high-sticked Philadelphia's Mark Recchi in the face. In the aftermath, Flyers head coach, Ken Hitchcock, fanned the flames in the postgame comments. "Someday someone's going to make him [Havlat] eat his lunch...This is something in my opinion that the players should take care of," he said. Havlat was later suspended for two games but was back in the lineup when the Senators were taking on the Flyers at the Wachovia Center.

Shaun Van Allen, played for the Senators from 1996 to 2000. He returned to Ottawa in 2002 as a free agent and finished his NHL career there: Back then, always going into Philadelphia was a challenge and they've always been known to be a big physical team. We were never looked at as being anything more than a skilled team, but it was a good rivalry, they were a good team, we were a good team.

Danny Markov, played 34 games for the Flyers in 2003-04. Overshadowed by the fisticuffs that night was that Markov had actually scored the 10,000th goal in Flyers history, making Philadelphia the first expansion club to reach the milestone: In Philly we had a group of guys that were tough mentally and would play for each other. Whatever happened on the ice, we stuck together, and we had enough characters in the dressing room and on the team.

Rob Ray, played 11 games with Ottawa from 2003 to 2004. Prior to joining the Senators, he played 14 seasons with the Sabres, where he is still the all-time franchise leader in penalty minutes (3,198). He's currently a colour analyst for the Buffalo Sabres: I had not been there long enough to know what was going on, or anything about it. When I played I never really thought about what happened in the past, you just kind of have to live in the moment. I was going into it as an innocent bystander who got caught up in a mess.

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The App That Could End Revenge Porn

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Thanks very much to the insidious rise of revenge porn, filming sex in the confines of our own homes has become laced with apprehension for many. Having something so personal made so public, with all control withheld, is the stuff of nightmares.

But Nathan Kot, a 24-year-old software engineer from New Zealand, has made inroads to addressing the problem with his new app Rumuki, which uses encryption technology to record videos to your phone, preventing them from getting into the wrong hands.

The videos can only be filmed with permission from both parties, Kot says, and can only be played back using a randomly generated key. This key is then protected by the devices' passcodes, plus an additional passcode in the app, in case either person leaves their phone unlocked. The app has now been downloaded 6,000 times.

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This Guy Collects Handmade Prison Shanks

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(All photos courtesy of @artisanal_prison_shanks)

Collecting knives is a fairly popular pastime. Whether it's Reddit atheists, Soulcalibur fans or just plain old scary loners with at least one Azrael tattoo and a wardrobe full of string vests, there must be hundreds of thousands of blades out there, proudly displayed in polished glass cabinets or Blu-Tacked to the wall of a bedroom that smells a lot like anchovies.

For the most part, collectors tend to favour knives that are either "aesthetically pleasing", well-crafted or which represent some kind of niche interest in 17th century warfare. Not so for the man behind "Artisanal Prison Shanks", an Instagram page that posts photos of knives cobbled together by prisoners out of HB pencils, toothbrushes and sharpened wood.

To find out why anyone would want to collect these, I had chat with the guy – who wanted to remain anonymous – to get his thoughts.

VICE: Hi. So why do you do this?
Artisanal Prison Shanks: I've always been interested in these kind of objects. They feel aesthetically pleasing due to the fact they're built purely for functionality, using materials available. I just felt more people should see them.

Do you worry people think you're a violent maniac, or at least glorifying these weapons?
Absolutely. I'm a good worrier, so I have to keep this whole thing under wraps. Its my dark secret. People might think I'm a bit of a psycho for being into this subject, though, yeah, and I can I understand that. I mean, it's not the kind of thing you put in a Tinder bio.

No, please don't put that on there. So how did you get started? Were you ever inside?
No, I've never been to jail, but I remember hearing about shanks on some 90s documentary and then seeing them in the flesh at a curiosities sale in the US. I've always been into folk art or outsider art, and when I first saw them I didn't see them as weapons but as sculptural pieces.

"To be honest, this is probably a bad time to say I'm a pacifist."

How many knives do you have?
In my personal collection I have five, but these are pieces I've made myself – recreations of ones I've seen. Back when I was in America I had six more that I'd bought from auctions and shops, but I had to leave them behind.

You make them yourself?
Well yeah, because I haven't seen many real prison shanks for sale in the UK. The prisons destroy them over here, but in the US some guards are known to sneak them out, even though it's actually a federal offence to do so.

So they sell them in the US, as collector's items?
Yeah. I guess it's not official prison merch, but you can buy them in bulk in the States. I've seen people on Instagram selling American ones for $25 a piece. They don't sell them in the UK, though.

Because it's illegal?
It's illegal to buy and sell certain types of knife here, and as shanks would come under the bracket of either "disguised", "stealth" or "zombie" knives, they are illegal to buy, sell or even own outright. That said, as I keep these shanks for artistic purposes, you are allowed to have them in your own home, just as long as you don't walk down the street with one in your pocket. The same law that allows you to justify owning knives for art can also apply for knives being used in certain religious ceremonies or public exhibitions, basically.

Okay. Do you have a favourite?
I like the ones that are made using totally innocuous everyday items.

Like what?
Like toothbrush shanks. Every prisoner will have a toothbrush, and most will have a lighter or matches. Just by heating up the end on the handle you can shape it into anything, put a small sharpened piece of metal into it, and boom: a shank with a handle. But you don't even need any sharp bits of metal. You can just heat the plastic and rub it against a rough surface to make a point.

Some more shanks

Is the way they're made the reason you love them so much?
Yeah, I love the craft behind them. Seeing how they were made using only the materials they can find in their cells or around the prison. The resourcefulness is amazing. People make shanks out of all sorts. I've heard rumours of someone making a shank out of Jolly Rancher sweets. Only someone who spends their day locked in a cell could think of that. It's kind of Apollo 13-ish. You only have these materials; you can't get anything from the shop. You gotta use your creativity.

Which prisons are these from then?
I don't know about the ones that I've posted. All of my physical ones are reproductions, but I've seen a few that have come out of correctional facilities in Tennessee, and one shank that was used in a homicide in 1981.

So you know some of them have been actually used to hurt people?
There are only one or two that I can for sure say have been used to hurt someone. The rest, you have to assume they've been used as such, seeing as they're from prisons. I spoke to the owner of a particularly gnarly-looking one and he says it was used to murder an inmate in the States.

Does that not bother you, the fact you're then displaying them like this? Or do you see beauty in the violence?
Well, to be honest, this is probably a bad time to say I'm a pacifist. I can understand that people find beauty in it, but not me. I just like them as quantifiable objects.

What are your plans for your collection other than your Instagram page?
I was hoping to sell some to raise money for prison charities – charities that go into prisons and use art as therapy for inmates. A lot of prisoner art sells for thousands of pounds or dollars, so I hope people might eventually see the artistic beauty in these shanks as well.

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A Mexican Lawmaker Tweeted About Trump from the Top of the Border Wall

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A Mexican congressman sent President Trump a message after apparently climbing a 30-foot fence at the US-Mexico border on Wednesday.

"I was able to scale it, climb it, and sit myself right here," Braulio Guerra, the congressman from the state of Querétaro, said in a video posted on Twitter. "It would be simple for me to jump into the United States, which shows that it is unnecessary and totally absurd to build a wall."

Guerra tweeted the video and pictures while he sat on a the border fence that separates the Mexican city of Tijuana from the US Guerra is a member of the Mexico's Institutional Revolutionary Party, which held power for 71 years until 2000.

People on Twitter were quick to point out that there is no video of Guerra actually climbing the fence—leading some to believe that the he had help getting on top. Some were more critical than others.

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Flatbush's N.O.V.A. Knuckleheads Tell Us Why Carnival Is Crucial

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The N.O.V.A. Knuckleheads love to turn up. As their name implies, Cake Man Maine, Tyson, and Wu-Benz have a lust for life that is only satisfied when they're getting "Numb Off Various Addictions." As the rap group's laid back track "Persona" says, "good vibes carry good karma." According to the crew, those elements are major keys to the "N.O.V.A. lifestyle." It's seems only natural then for the trio of Caribbean-American rappers from Flatbush, Brooklyn to be big fans of Carnival, the annual festival that's bursting with excesses of all kinds—from whining booties and thudding soca tunes to festive drinks and lots of jerk chicken.

Although many people think of the West Indian Day Parade when they think of Carnival in Brooklyn, for the N.O.V.A. Knuckleheads, the best part of Carnival is J'ouvert, a street masquerade that starts late at night and runs through dawn on Labor Day. Last year, VICE's Wilbert L. Cooper hung with the Knuckleheads while they celebrated J'ouvert. They showed him how to really kick it: Drinks were poured, steel pans were played, and then they took to the streets of Brooklyn in the midst of a cavalcade of revelers covered in paint and powder.

We recently caught up with the crew to talk a little more about Carnival, their favorite time of year, and how they convert the Caribbean spirit of J'ouvert into the infectious vibes you hear in their music.

VICE: Tell me about your Caribbean heritage?
Cake Man Maine: We're all from Brooklyn, but my parents are from Guyana.
Tyson: My pops is Jamaican, my mom's pop's is from Barbados and her mother is from St. Vincent. So I'm like a mutt.
Wu-Benz: My parents are Haitian.

What elements of Caribbean culture are present in your music?
Tyson: The food, the clothing, the dances.
Cake Man Maine: We grew up on a lot of dancehall and backyard parties so the things we heard—the melodies we heard in that music—is what we bring to the table as far as mixing it with other rap we listen to.

What songs of yours celebrate your culture?
Wu-Benz: "Persona" for sure.
Cake Man Maine: One of my personal favorites is "Floating Down Flatbush," that's one of the first times we really came through on some heavy culture like, "OK, we're going to express ourselves."
Tyson: We can't ignore it. We can't not do it. We grew up doing that, listening to that, moving like that, talking like that. It's going to come out.

How were you exposed to J'ouvert?
Tyson: It's something that was born in us. If you're from Brooklyn and you're West Indian, I want to bet money that you've been to J'ouvert and the Eastern Parkway for the parade. Our music is heavily reggae-influenced, so it's synonymous with J'ouvert. We threw a dope party J'ouvert night, and it got lit. We had a good time.

How do young people celebrate J'ouvert?
Cake Man Maine: They get drunk. They get turnt up. They come out real late…
Tyson: They wear nothing…
Wu-Benz: They throw baby powder.
Cake Man Maine: They throw anything they can basically get their hands on, and it's all in celebration.
Tyson: No sleep. Good vibes... You're eating a whole lot of good food—jerk chicken, rice and peas, oxtail gravy.
Wu-Benz: Kids are smoking a lot of weed in public because the police are not really harassing you that day.
Cake Man Maine: That's the one day you get away with it in New York.

What are you celebrating?
Tyson: I celebrate independence. It's a celebration of West Indian culture. They dress up in big-ass costumes and masks and shit, throwing the powder... These are traditions that have been passed down since before we were born. That's just the basis of it. You've got to just get extravagant with the celebrating. Go the hardest you can with everything—dressing, eating, drinking.
Wu-Benz: West Indian people, they are some hardworking-ass people. So when it comes to Labor Day, it's like celebrating all the labor that they put in. It's like, "OK, we're really going to turn up on this one day and we're really going to live our lives and enjoy this day for what it is."

What do you make of the violence that sometimes occurs at J'ouvert?
Tyson: It's the one day of the year where everybody's allowed to walk around in one concentrated area wearing masks and are drunk and high. The other 364 days, life is happening. People have beef. People have problems. So everybody comes together this one day and that's what happens. Maybe they should make more days like this so there will be less incidents like that.
Cake Man Maine: Violence happens all the time. You can't really avoid it, and when you've got people [coming out] in those kinds of numbers, something's going to happen. For the most part, we focus on the positive. We wish it didn't happen, but it is what it is. We go out there for the fun. That's what it's really all about at the end of the day.

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Don't Be Tricked by George W. Bush's Cute Grandpa Act

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Coming back into the public sphere to promote his new book of paintings of veterans, former president George W. Bush has been making stops on all the major talk shows to declare: I! Am! Not! Donald! Trump! On Thursday night, Bush told Jimmy Kimmel that unlike our current president, he was not bothered by SNL parodying him. "The best humor is when you make fun of yourself," said Bush, who as president cut taxes for the rich and started an unnecessary war in Iraq that killed hundreds of thousands and helped give rise to ISIS.

It should come as no surprise that George W. Bush knows how to work a talk show. He is giggly and personable. He makes jokes. That charisma is part of why he managed to stay in office for a second term, famously gaining popularity with voters as the president you'd most "want to have a beer with" even though he is an alcoholic and therefore not someone you should be drinking with.

Normally former presidents refrain from throwing shade at the current White House occupant, especially when they share a party, but Bush hasn't been afraid to speak out against Trump. On Today, he told Matt Lauer "we all need answers" about Trump's connections to Russia and criticized Trump's war on the media, saying the press is "indispensable to democracy." Bush's softball criticism of Trump's least controversial shortcomings is... fine. But it's a little jarring to watch people treat a failed president (that's not me talking, that's historians) with such deference. When Bush left office in 2008, he had a 25 percent approval rating, the country was in the midst of a $2 trillion war, and just beginning one of its worst economic collapses.

As Bush got jiggy on Ellen, Degeneres gushed, "I'm so excited to have you here!" But why? Bush opposed gay marriage, his administration oversaw the torture of prisoners, and he embarrassingly said that he had looked into Russian president Vladimir Putin's eyes and got "a sense of his soul." His election, reelection, and current press tour should serve to remind us that our country has a penchant for personality over policy. This is what made Trump's presidency possible.

When pundits called Trump's speech before Congress this week "presidential," they basically meant "like Bush." Confident, comfortable in his own skin, able to get his mouth around reliable platitudes about compassion and patriotism. The fact that Bush had these surface-level virtues have led some liberals and leftists to discover sympathy for Bush—but that just makes one wonder what these people really dislike about the current president. And if all it takes for the Establishment to like you is a few civil interviews, no wonder everyone hates the Establishment so much.

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The Invaluable Rise of the Talking Simulator

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On May 12, 2008 my uncle committed suicide. Even now, almost nine years on, that's a difficult sentence to comprehend.

Difficult not just because the thought of someone taking their own life—a close relative in this instance—is shocking, but also because it's hard to believe the best part of a decade has since passed.

The traumatic nature of the event has meant I find it hard to remember parts of my life before then—before my uncle was no longer with us, before I was so hypersensitive to suicide as it's acknowledged in modern media and casual parlance ("I felt like killing myself," a particularly unhelpful yet surprisingly common turn of phrase), and before I faced my own ongoing battle with depression and anxiety.

If there's any sort of silver lining to be gleaned from the experience, it's that I'm now generally better able to talk about how I'm feeling. Like most British males, I'm relatively reserved when it comes to sharing my innermost thoughts. However, I've found writing about my experiences cathartic—to the point where it's made chatting about the most sensitive issues in person a lot easier.

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Two Bros Were Fined $8,000 for Riding a Swimming Moose

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You don't jump off a boat onto a swimming moose and ride it around without copious usage of the term "bro."

"Yo bro, that a moose?" "That is a moose bro." "Bro… you should ride that moose, bro." "Broooooooo!" "Bro!" At this point, Bro Two heeds Bro One's advice and leaps from the deck of their fuck-boat onto a clearly scared and swimming moose. "Bro, I'm doing it, bro!"

"Bro," yells Bro One. "I love you, bro!"

While as you can see from the video, the transcript above doesn't exactly match what was said in the video, but you damn well know that's what they're thinking. In fact, the video's audio is muffled, so the only real thing you can hear is the bellow of one bro to another while they take in the sight of their buddy proudly riding the swimming moose with his arm up in the air John Bender style.

"I've never seen anything more awesome," he shouts between laughs.

Bro One and Bro Two are, in this case, Jaysun Pinkerton and Bradley Crook, of Fort St. John, BC, and the video was taken in the summer of 2014 at Tuchodi Lakes in BC. For a year, the bros thought they got away with their moose riding and it was probably a killer bar story but in 2015 the footage was posted on Youtube by an account called Wolftracker TV and it went viral—garnering over two million views.

After being shared wildly the video was quickly flagged to the BC conservation office and after a year long investigation into the clip the pair were charged. Initially, the two faced charges of  hunting big game that was swimming, harassing wildlife using a boat, and attempting to capture wildlife, but, on Friday, it was announced that the two were convicted of harassing wildlife—the bros plead guilty.

Between the two of them the bros will pony up $8,000 for the stunt with $4,000 going to fines and another $4,000 going to Habitat Conservation Trust Foundation. David Vince, who is with the B.C. Conservation Service, said, when talking to the CBC, that the action was  "the ultimate form of harassment."

"You can see that the moose is struggling with that fellow on her back," said Vince. "You can see the fright in her eyes."

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Why Burger King Is Under Fire for Alleged Rampant Environmental Destruction

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Burger King, the company that sometimes thinks that crispy chicken is a vegetarian option, is now having to contend with a scathing report by environmental protection group Mighty Earth.

Entitled "The Ultimate Mystery Meat," Mighty Earth investigated the impact of soy crops used to feed the animals that go into 11 million Whoppers, Crispy Chickens Jr., Bacon Kings, and other sandwiches every single day.

Turns out that the global burger chain is flame-grilling more than just beef patties. According to the report, the company's two main soy suppliers—Bunge and Cargill—are "systematically" burning tropical forests in Brazil and Bolivia, leading to the disappearance of more than 1.7 million acres of forest land between 2011 and 2015.

And it's not just trees that are getting fucked up by Bunge and Cargill (who sound like crusty a detective team from the 70s). This alleged rampant deforestation is also having a devastating impact on sloths, jaguars, giant anteaters, and other species that rely on the rich ecosystem for survival.

By using aerial drones, Mighty Earth claims that they witnessed tractors "ripping up" the ancient savannah as well as soybean farmers using "systematic fires to burn the debris and clear the land—sending acrid smoke across the whole region."

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Enjoy This Detailed, Peer-Reviewed Article About Why People Vape

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To vape, or not to vape? That is the question that defines a generation. Electronic cigarettes—those made famous by Leonardo DiCaprio, teenagers whose parents will not allow them to buy cigarettes, and all of the worst people that you know—are a trend that refuses, against all odds, to go away. As the abstract of this meticulously detailed journal article from San Diego State University so eloquently puts it, "The reasons for using electronic nicotine delivery systems are poorly understood." To translate: No one knows why vaping is popular, but no less than eight researchers have dedicated considerable time to finding out. A noble cause. Let's dive in.

The methodology of this study is, firstly, groundbreaking. To ascertain people's reasons for using e-cigarettes instead of literally anything else, researchers analysed four years' worth of tweets that mentioned vaping. They discounted advertisements and bot posts. Vaping and Twitter. Vaping, Twitter. Tweeting, vaping. It makes sense, doesn't it? Two indispensable weapons in a certain brand of millennial's self medication arsenal. I'm not saying that this kind of person would wear a fedora, but I'm also not not saying that. You can picture who I mean: Between 28 and 63 followers, and it's very likely they haven't changed their profile picture from Twitter's default egg thing.

The research for this paper, aptly named "Why do people use electronic nicotine delivery systems (electronic cigarettes)? A content analysis of Twitter, 2012-2015," began back in 2012—when the vaping craze was in its infancy. Back then, according to the hard Twitter data, people were mainly picking up the ol' vape pen to quit smoking. That year, 43 percent of vape-related tweets linked a desire to replace cigarettes with a usage of e-cigarettes. Predictably, most of these were from an older demographic.

As time wore on though, the researchers detected that "social image" began to play a stronger role in "vape culture." They gave some example "social image" tweets, which I am compelled to simply present to you without comment:

"I want one of those e-cigs, it'll make me look cool."

"Vaping in the club"

"The best part is the taste"

By 2015, the report says that most vape tweets were of the character above. Tragically, the majority of vapers that year were vaping because they thought they looked cool doing so. The data does not lie. Other tweets cited the comparative safety of vaping compared to cigarette smoking as a reason for e-cigarette use. Five percent of people said that they preferred the smell of e-cigarettes to combustible ones.

In their analysis, the researchers identified a few factors that coincided with vaping's increase in popularity among those who at least believe themselves to be cool. They note that e-cigarettes are now often banned in the same places that cigarettes are, which means they aren't so much an alternative to smoking as a whole new and horrible habit unto themselves. They also observed that e-cigarette marketing is increasingly "social image dominated"—focusing less on spruiking the supposed health benefits of vaping.

So there you have it. People vape because they perceive it to be cool. Did we need an academic paper to tell us this? Perhaps not. Perhaps not. But, also, it is not unamusing to read a detailed, earnest, numbers-based analysis of how vaping managed to transcend from the desperate smoker's last resort to club rat's best friend. The academics who conducted this study were, truly, doing God's work—and I recommend reading the entire report, which you can find here.

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Inside 'Reductress', the Feminist Parody Site the Internet Didn't Know It Needed

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If you're going to write fake news, you should make it funny—at least that's the logic behind Reductress. Every day, the satirical news website publishes articles like "Four Playful Overalls That Say, 'Yeah, I Can Get You Adderall,'" and over the last year, they have gone viral across Facebook. According to Alexa, Reductress now boasts more than a quarter of a million unique monthly visitors. The site's founders have even started to get their own media attention, thanks to their recent satirical self-help book How to Win at Feminism: The Definitive Guide to Having it All—and Then Some!, which is presented as a terrible book written by the editors of a mainstream women's magazine.

"We call it a well-intentioned but bad manual on how to be a feminist," says founder Sarah Pappalardo.

Pappalardo wasn't always planning to use a website as her comedic platform. In 2012, she and her friend Beth Newell were struggling comedians in their late 20s. They had run in the same comedy circles for years, both performing improv and writing sketch comedy in New York. "It got a little exhausting dragging a bunch of props to a theatre all the time," Newell recalls. "We were both craving other creative outlets." One day, after taking a workshop at the Magnet Theater, Newell approached Pappalardo about creating a "fake news magazine." Pappalardo agreed to take part in the site. She had worked at a digital agency and Newell had interned and wrote for the Onion, so they both knew "just enough to know how hard it is" to make a successful website, Newell says.

For their 2013 launch, they roped a few of their friends into writing a bank of articles. Today, they've gained enough clout to add comedian Nicole Silverberg and Saturday Night Live writer Anna Drezen to their team as editors. The founders now work with Silverberg and two contributors in a small New York office, where they write articles, produce their podcast, and schedule speaking tours.

They've aspired to reach an audience beyond those who are able to make casual references to Audre Lorde and understand the difference between first- and second-wave feminists. "We didn't start the site with the idea of like, 'this is a feminist website,'" Newell says. "We were just doing a parody of women's media because there were some things that bothered us about the way women's media spoke to women." Take their recent article sarcastically referring to the La La Land producers as brave for conceding to Moonlight. You don't need a women's studies degree to laugh at the sentence, "It takes a certain kind of bravery to cede an Oscar that isn't even yours, but the La La Land producers did just that."

"I think it's just refreshing for women to have content that really speaks to them directly," Pappalardo says about their approach to comedy. "There are certain things that anyone who has gone through a so-called female experience finds funny and that people who haven't experienced just won't find funny."

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The Dumbest Things I Heard at an Anti-Anti-Islamophobia Rally

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For the last few weeks, Liberal MP Iqra Khalid's motion, M-103 has been the source of a little bit of controversy, to put it extremely mildly. The motion, which aims to examine "systemic racism and religious discrimination," somehow has some people believing we're soon going to be living under a form of Islamic Shariah here in Canada (we're not). Backlash against the motion, which is to be voted on in April, has gotten so bad that Khalid has received thousands of hateful emails daily.

This weekend, there was yet another battle for Canada's freedom (or something) against the looming threat of this motion, which was described to me by an anti-M-103 protester as "a slippery slope" towards anti-blasphemy laws becoming the norm. A Facebook event described the protest as a rally for free speech against M-103,but of course—it's main focus was "anti-anti-Islamophobia" or, rather, "pro-Islamophobia."

This wasn't my first rodeo going to an anti-Islam gathering as a visible Muslim reporter. I had previously attended a rally organized by Rebel Media a few weeks ago so I knew what to expect. However, the difference between this particular protest and the Rebel rally was a significant counter protest, which, according to far right watchdog community Pegida Watch Canada included the support dozens of groups in Toronto alone. I had a feeling going in that the counter-protests would outnumber the actual protests significantly.

Upon entering Nathan Phillips Square outside Toronto City Hall, just beyond the skating rink and the colourful TORONTO sign, I noticed a couple of hundred people with signs—all counter-protesters. The event was heavily policed, and inside a small semicircle with police bicycles forming a barrier were about 50 anti-M-103 protesters.

I spent the bulk of the couple-hours-long protest inside the anti-anti-Islamophobia bubble, leaving only a few times to mingle amongst the counter-protesters, because the cops were getting increasingly strict with separating everyone. After leaving the semi-circle the first time, I had to beg and charm three different officers before I was let back in. Shrieking "I'm a journalist, I'm just observing! Here, take my business card!" did the trick.

Inside the anti M-103 crowd, I observed and listened to many conversations—including chatting with some people myself. Anti-Islam protesters aren't exactly known to be the most enlightened bunch and a part of me was hoping to hear some kind of reference to "Muslamic ray guns" at the very least.

Unfortunately, nobody asked me about ray-guns. Not unlike the Rebel Rally, few people seemed to know what they were talking about—and nobody cared either. Without further ado, here are some of the worst things overheard, said to me, or to my colleagues:

1: People kept referring to M-103 as "a law" or "the bill" when it is not any of those things. A bill is a proposed law, whereas a motion is non-binding and not intended to impact the law in any way—if you didn't know it yet, M-103 is very much a motion, not a bill (stop being dumb.)

2: Verbatim, a middle aged woman who did not want to be named said M-103 concerns her because, "It's such a vague law that can be used to silence people." Her main concern was that it was the beginning of a slippery slope. What kind of slippery slope? If M-103 passes, "You might not be taken into regular court. Maybe you could be taken into a human rights court which doesn't have the same rules." In human rights court according to her, "People can get convicted and if they don't have money to defend themselves, then it becomes a precedent. Then slowly you lose your freedom to say what you think." She then let me know she was not against Muslim people. Sure, Jan.

3: When I asked the same woman whether or not she knew the motion wanted to look at, track, and contextualize not only Islamophobic hate crimes but others as well, her male companion jumped in and apparently didn't hear the rest of my sentence because his response was, "There's a fake word in there called 'Islamophobia.'" As spittle formed in the corners of his mouth, he then told me "I have the right to fear whatever I want. Absolute right to fear whatever I want. Nobody could tell me what I can say or do as long as it's not inciting people to do any hateful actions, period." I didn't get a chance to ask him whether or not he knew how Islamophobia worked, because it apparently doesn't exist.

A Soldiers of Odin member at the rally.

4: A woman named Pat who was dressed in a sweater she may have bought off a DC street on inauguration day—along with a MAGA hat—told me and my colleague she thought a lot of hate crimes since Trump came into power were really promoted by people on the left. "They've been promoting it. Look at the DNC, true journalists at Project Veritas found out the DNC actually hired organizations to go into rallies and cause physical violence." (If anyone has been sent cheques please tell me who's been paying you, I'd love some extra cash.) Later on, out of nowhere, she told us that her sister-in-law couldn't leave the house without a full burka or something bad would happen to her. We asked where her sister-in-law lived, she told us Casablanca. (In reality, Morocco recently banned the production and import of the burka.)

5: A man whose face was covered with a scarf came up to me and my colleague and started talking to her as if I wasn't actually there and kept referring to me only as "she." When he did have questions, or rather accusations, he would direct them towards me. "There are no jobs in Islamic countries," he told me, like I was in on some kind of international economic plot. When I said, "Yes, there are" (because there are) he ignored me. Then he returned to talking to my colleague as though I wasn't there until he made another statement he expected me to refute. At this point, I was looking at my phone and told him, "I wasn't listening, sorry." He laughed at me and told me colleague, "These people are good at lies." He then instructed her to read the Qur'an cover to cover, but to NOT ask me about it because I would just feed her lies.

6: Eric Brazeau (above), a man who was sentenced to nine months in jail for promoting hatred also attended the rally. A cop recognized him, because he was told he may be violating his parole. When asked by my colleague about Alexandre Bissonnette killing six Muslims at a mosque after prayer he said, "That's a red herring." According to Brazeau, "That mosque was aligned with the Muslim brotherhood so maybe Alexandre Bissonette thought he was doing the world a favour." He then said these rallies were important, even if they did make him feel uncomfortable. But you know who else wasn't comfortable, according to Brazeau?  "The soldiers storming the beaches in Normandy. You gotta do what you gotta do."

The rally ended when the cops tried guiding protesters out of their protective circle. Beginning with escorting the Soldiers of Odin out of the area, they instructed other protesters to start leaving as well because they, "couldn't protect them anymore." Throughout my time there it was pretty clear that those opposing M-103 genuinely had no idea what a motion is, nor do they care to know. For them, it's a way to rally together against the real enemy—Muslims. While the crowd was much smaller than their opposition they were so passionate in their ignorance, I don't see these clashes ending any time soon.

Photos by Mack Lamoureux

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Edmonton's Arlo Maverick Is On A Quest To Save the City's Overlooked Rap Scene

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Edmonton: a city with concrete buildings inspired by the communist aesthetic of the Soviet Bloc, winters that rival those in Westeros and armies of gas-guzzling trucks equipped with steel testicles hanging off their bumpers. Yet, in the midst of these stereotypes lies a growing hip-hop scene spearheaded by Arlo Maverick.

Maverick (born Marlon Wilson) began writing rhymes over a decade ago after he saw a girl in church penning lyrics instead of paying attention to the pastor. "I had never seen a rhyme written before, and that was the birth of me wanting to actually write my own stories," shared Maverick in a phone interview.  The Edmonton-based emcee grew up listening to hip-hop and reggae with his cousins, con temporarily known around the city as Dirt Gritie and Bigga Nolte. The three spent their free time writing songs together, and in 2002, they formed an official group, Politic Live, with long-time friend DJ Sonny Grimezz. For a decade the group released critically-acclaimed albums, toured western Canada, and opened for big-name acts like Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes, and Nas.

Politic Live decided to slow things down in 2012. Dirt Gritie, who had recently married and was anticipating the birth of his second child, opted to focus on family. "I don't have kids—I hope to be a father someday—but I understand why he wanted to step away from music," said Maverick warmly. "If you're busy trying to schedule tours, or on tours, you miss special moments." This pushed Maverick to pursue a solo career. But to find success in Edmonton's hip-hop underground, an artist must understand the scene first. "The way I think about it is that Edmonton's hip-hop community has always been like this secret that has always existed, but you have to really be immersed in the scene to actually know about the emcees, B-Boys, and DJs," said Maverick. "I guess for me, I was just forced to connect with some of the right people and eventually find my way through the rabbit hole that is Edmonton hip-hop."

Because Politic Live enjoyed notoriety across western Canada, Maverick already had a fan base and industry connections that made it easier for him to go solo. But the artist also credits independent radio for allowing him to find his place in Edmonton's hip-hop scene. Maverick volunteered with the city's CJSR FM 88.5 for 13 years as an on-air DJ for the Urban Hang Suite—a show dedicated to urban music, with a focus on independent Canadian artists. This experience led to Maverick prioritizing radio as a medium for showcasing his art. A lot of the emcee's international success comes from how well his music fares on local and on-campus radio stations. Maybe Tomorrow, Maverick's solo project, was number one on the Canadian Campus Radio Weekly Hip-Hop chart for four weeks last year, and his singles have topped local radio charts in places like Chicago, Honolulu, and Portland. "I remember when 'Too Many Toos' had reached number one on a singles chart and the blog that posted it had said 'this week's number one comes from Edmonton artist Arlo Maverick,'" he said. "It was the craziest thing because I was like 'Yo, they know I'm from Edmonton.'"

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This 'Smart Condom' Will Track Your Sex Stats if That's Something You Want

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A British company called i.Con is on track to release what it calls the world's first "smart condom" this year, since we all need a sex wearable that syncs with our phones and tracks how well we fuck, right?

While it's marketed as a smart condom, the name is a bit of a misnomer. It is actually a small ring that fits on the penis around the base of a regular condom. The ring is made of waterproof carbon fiber and can be adjusted to ensure a snug fit. On the company's pre-order page, i.Con assures buyers that they can pair it with any condom they wish, though they don't mention whether it can be worn without one, which a lot of people will presumably try.

Once the device is on and you've begun what i.Con refers to as "your session," it'll use its nano chip and sensors to keep track of the speed and number of thrusts, skin temperature, session duration, number of positions used, and even calories burned. If all goes well in your session, you can—yes—share your stats with your friends or the world, by importing them to your computer with a USB plugin. You can also compare your stats anonymously with other users, if you so desire.

Though there are plenty of high-tech sex toys already on the market, the i.Con Smart Condom will be the first to track and record your personal data, which the company promises to keep confidential on its end. Who knows, though, maybe sex stats will become the Tinder bios of the future.

The Smart Condom is currently available exclusively in the UK, though the company says with enough demand, it'll move to selling it worldwide.


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What It Feels Like to Be Illiterate All Your Life

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(Top photo: Someone who is not illiterate, reading a book to a child. Photo: dassel, via Pixabay)

I was 17 when I finished all 291 pages of Belle De Jour: Secret Diary of a Call Girl on holiday in Benidorm with my girlfriends. One might guffaw that Belle and her sexy, clumsy mishaps do not qualify as a real book; but even a work deemed "trash" had proved a 14-day struggle. Until then, I had never read a full book in my entire life.

Growing up Lancaster, on the north-west coast, my parents were incredibly busy working. They had four children, two dogs, two cats and a snake to support. We didn't have a bookshelf in our house, nor did anyone else we knew. As a kid, sitting down to read would see you named and shamed – reading books was for nerds.

I was far from illiterate, but the importance of actually reading was never prioritised in my world. At our school, the library had been converted into a behavioural isolation unit. We weren't really pushed to become the book critics of tomorrow.

For me, reading is now an important part of my life. But for many people, illiteracy follows them into old age. Norman Annal, now aged 69, had never really read a book until he retired. "I had my appendix out just before I was supposed to take my 11-plus [exam], and I had to stay home after that for eight weeks," he explained over the phone. "It was a crucial time, and I just slipped through the net: dropping into classes that were ranked lower and lower, until I was in the bottom set with other kids who could barely speak, let alone read and write."

Born in Thurso, a small town at the most northerly point in Scotland, Norman left school at 15 to become a construction worker. "I wasn't ever in an atmosphere or situation where books were appreciated: nobody ever spoke about books – there was no conversation like, 'What are you reading now?' or, 'This book is so good because...'" Norman recalls. "Being a manual worker, you could be completely illiterate and manage to get by. You could go through life quite easy. If you started reading a book on a building site, people would think you were mad as well."

Living at the intersect of being from a low-income family, slipping through the educational net, coming from an exceptionally rural area and from a world where the cultural cachet of reading a "good book" was non-existent and adult reading role models weren't around, meant that, for Norman, it became an unquestionable norm to never, ever need to read.

Norman now has the free time to try, late in life, to discover the joys of reading. But for many people who can't read, there's just no time to start. "I never read for pleasure," explains Danielle Taylor, a mother of two and horse riding instructor from Lancashire. "Books feel like a lot of work. I can never really remember reading at school, too. At GCSE I didn't understand the books – the language and stuff [of], like, Romeo and Juliet – and because I'm not a good reader, if the language isn't my own language I find it hard to read, and boring."

Literacy, and poor literacy skills, are much more common than you might think. The reason illiteracy often disappears under the radar is because, by its very nature, it is exclusionary. Most, if not all, modes of communication require some literacy skills: texting, looking up a name in a mobile phone to make a call, using Google Maps to find out where you're going. That's before the onerous process of applying for jobs, or seeking benefits, or managing your health comes into the picture. People who can't read and write are easy to forget about entirely.

Illiteracy is also culturally exclusionary: if you don't read books or newspapers, your frames of reference become more limited. We imbibe and recount phrases and passages between groups of friends and our communities. We don't realise how much conversation and social connection begins with reading something.

"It feels like books that aren't Katie Price or something aren't written for me, so what's the point?"

"There's snobbery in books," Norman adds. "Now I read a lot, and I notice that I could read a book that somebody of higher intellect would regard as trash, and adore it. I would keep quiet about it in certain circles: I would say, 'Oh I'm reading Dickens,' and that would get you past it all. But I'm actually reading Jane Austen fan fiction at the moment, and I love it, but I wouldn't profess it."

In 2014 the Department for Education published a study that proved one in five children cannot "read well" by the age of 11. A more recent OECD report estimated that there are nine million working age adults in England who have low literacy skills (that's over a quarter).

"These figures won't account for people with a wide range of different conditions who find it hard to read for reasons other than not having the requisite skills," Sue Wilkinson, CEO of The Reading Agency, adds. "People with mild mental health conditions, for example, who find that concentrating on a book is hard, people with conditions like dementia or those who are blind and partially sighted."

The effects of illiteracy are far reaching. There's a direct correlation between poor literacy and crime; a recent UK study by the Literacy Trust revealed that "60 percent of the prison population is said to have difficulties in basic literacy skills". There is also a correlation between illiteracy and limited literacy and receiving effective healthcare. Public Health England report that 42 percent of all working age adults are unable to make use of everyday healthcare information, and as a result there's a direct link between low literacy and poor health outcomes. Of course, illiteracy also correlates with other factors, such as socioeconomic background, but even when those are taken into account illiteracy is still more likely to be a predictor of poverty, poor health and likelihood of ending up in the criminal justice system than most other factors.

"The more I don't read, the harder it is to read. There's so many distractions nowadays, and having two kids I'm just so tired," adds Danielle. "But I do read with the kids, because I know how important that is, and I want them to have access to anything they want. Beyond that, getting better at reading just doesn't feel that important to me because it feels like books that aren't Katie Price or something aren't written for me, so what's the point?"

The joys of tackling a "good book" so often go unexpressed in worlds where there is no social or cultural gain to be made from doing so. In the areas where Danielle, Norman and myself are from, the focus is very rarely about mind expansion, wellbeing and imagination – all great things which reading can have a positive effect on.

The importance of reading is constantly imprinted upon us by way of our inability to survive without it. Stigmatising the illiterate, or those who don't like to read because they find it hard, comes in many forms, from judging someone's choice of book, to laughing and joking that someone finds it hard to read aloud, or to write totally coherently (remember this next time you hilariously attack someone for confusing "they're" and "their" on Facebook). It's impossible to put yourself in the shoes of someone who finds reading hard, because you've just read this. Bu when reading ability really is so often drawn on class and income lines we must cast the net wider to be more tolerant of, and helpful to, people who find it hard to utilise words for their benefit.

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Doctors Would Rather You Take Weed Up the Butt Than Smoke It

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As Canada moves closer to a legal weed regime—with new regulations expected this summer—some doctors are questioning the way we consume medical weed and suggesting that taking it up the butt is actually much more effective than smoking it.

"Rectally is actually a lot more preferred because of the volume of absorption," Mikhail Kogan, medical director of the Center for Integrative Medicine at George Washington University, told the Canadian Press. "You can put a lot more and it gets absorbed a lot better, but not everybody is open to this way of administration."

Almost half of Canadians have used weed at least once in their lifetime, and smoking is the most popular method. However, researchers are increasingly warning Canadians about the negative health effects that come from smoking cannabis. The Canadian Centre for Substance Abuse says "smoking cannabis may be even more harmful to a person's airways and lungs than smoking tobacco, since cannabis smoking often involves unfiltered smoke, larger puffs, deeper inhalation and longer breath holding." (In terms of overall health effects, smoking tobacco is far worse than smoking weed.)

Somewhat ironically, licensed producers in Canada, who operate under Health Canada's rules, do not sell edibles like cookies and brownies, although they are allowed to sell cannabis oil. Grey market dispensaries sell edibles, although many in Toronto have stopped following the Project Claudia raids by Toronto police.

Rectal cannabis suppositories are not an option that have picked up much traction in Canada (for obvious reasons.)

According to BC-based dispensary Kootenays Medicine Tree, suppositories are a good option for people who are seriously ill, because they can take large doses that activate quickly and don't give patients a high.

In the US, vaginal cannabis suppositories meant to reduce period pain have also made their way onto the market, however their efficacy has yet to be proven.

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What We Know About the Nude Photo Scandal Implicating Hundreds of Marines

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The Naval Criminal Investigative Service is investigating a giant nude photo sharing ring inside a private Facebook group for male Marines, AP reports.

Hundreds of US Marines were allegedly involved, uploading naked pictures of more than two dozen female service members and vets onto a 30,000-person private Facebook group called "Marines United." Some of the naked photos were taken without the women's knowledge or possibly hacked from their personal data, and many of the posts included sensitive information, including the subject's name, rank, and social media accounts.

The photo scandal was uncovered by two non-profit news organizations, War Horse and the Center for Investigative Reporting. War Horse founder and Marine veteran Thomas Brennan reported the harassment to the Marine Corps, which quickly launched an investigation.

"We are thankful that Thomas Brennan, a Marine veteran, notified the Marine Corps and NCIS about what he witnessed on the 'Marines United' page," Capt. Ryan E. Alvis, Marine Corps spokesman, told AP. "It allowed us to take immediate action to have the explicit photos taken down and to prepare to support potential victims."

At least two people associated with the photo sharing ring have been fired, according to Brennan, and the investigation is ongoing. Both the Facebook group and the Google Drive link associated with the ring have been deleted by the companies at the Marine Corps' request, according to NPR.

"The Marine Corps is deeply concerned about allegations regarding the derogatory online comments and sharing of salacious photographs in a closed website," Alvis continued. "This behavior destroys morale, erodes trust, and degrades the individual."

This Shanghai Factory Plans to Replace All of Its Human Workers

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Machines thrum. Conveyors move components. A dog-size, self-driving cart hauls materials along a taped-off path. Here and there, a few people press buttons, turn wrenches, operate handheld scanners, and fold boxes.

If the Cambridge Industries Group factory in Shanghai, China seems a little empty, it's on purpose. With robots handling two thirds of the labor, the facility is one of the most automated—thus, worker-free—in the global electronics industry.

This factory's on track to become 90 percent automated in coming years. As soon as the technology is available, it will be 100 percent automated, with machines totally replacing human beings.

CIG's Shanghai plant offers a preview of a future many government officials and everyday people fear—and which economists warn is increasingly likely as industrial robots rapidly get better and cheaper. A jobless future; one that could spark popular revolt against the leaders who let it happen.

Gerald Wong founded CIG in 2005. Today the company has facilities in Shanghai, Hong Kong, and Delaware. It makes small electronics: routers, modems, and smart-home boxes, for a wide range of brands. On its website, the privately held company boasts of its "competitive advantages in technologies, leadership, and innovation."

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