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Rob Ford’s Patois Impersonation Is Better than His Mayoral Impersonation
Rob Ford, seen earlier this week, teaching a patois vocabulary course while taunting Toronto's Chief of Police. Update: Rob Ford did, in fact, appear with the infamous Alexander Lisi in a second video...
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A Revenge-for-Hire Business Just Opened in San Francisco
The man sitting across from me was not named John Winters, but he wanted me to call him that anyway. John was well dressed in a tan suit, seemed to be in his late 40s, and explicitly asked me not to...
View ArticleVICE News: Syria: al Qaeda's New Home
Three years ago, an uprising against the Assad regime turned into what looked like a straightforward civil war between Syrian government forces and rebels. However, over time, what had started as a...
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Montreal Isn’t All That Close To Having Supervised Injection Sites
A shot of InSite, a safe injection site in Vancouver. Photo via. If you have a Google Alert set up for "supervised injection site," you probably already know that Montreal's Public Health Department...
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Teenagers Are Being Bullied to Death on Ask.fm
A screenshot of the latest teenage bully's paradise. You know that burn when you drink a can of Coke too fast, but you don’t want to stop because it’s so damn tasty? Or that craving for a cigarette...
View ArticleSoylent's First Consumer-Ready Batch Passed $2 Million in Orders
Soylent's First Consumer-Ready Batch Passed $2 Million in Orders
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A Visit to the World's Largest Porn Convention
Sex sells. From sandpaper to steak, there is seemingly nothing it can't be used to market—save baby formula. That being said, I'm sure a think tank of modern Mad Men are currently trying to eroticize...
View ArticleSatoshi Kawamoto's Garden Art Is to Die For
If tonight didn’t solidify my love for Satoshi Kawamoto's plant-chalk-illustration-hybrid brain-children, I don't know what would. I trekked through one of the worst New York City snowstorms of the...
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This Guy's On a Quest to Save London's Death Row Dogs
Niall Lester with Dru in the room where he was found after being abandoned If you don't have a soft spot for abandoned dogs, you're a monster. There's something supremely shitty about adopting a dog –...
View ArticleA New Species of River Dolphin Is the First to Be Discovered in 100 Years
A New Species of River Dolphin Is the First to Be Discovered in 100 Years
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Cambodians Are Still Angry at Their Government
Protesters gather in Phnom Penh, angry at the disputed election results On the first Saturday of 2014, some monks sat eating lunch in Freedom Park, Phnom Penh, cross-legged in their orange robes. A...
View ArticleWe Partied in the Polar Vortex at ElectroFest
We Partied in the Polar Vortex at ElectroFest
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Between Beirut and a Hard Place
All illustrations by Sammy Harkham It was a hot day in mid-June when Marissa Ponterella, who answers phones at the Brooklyn Brewery, told me I had a call from a special agent from Homeland Security....
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Will Harper Step Down?
Is good ol' Stevie ready to wave goodbye to us? Maybe. Photo via. You don’t have to read the news all too often to know Stephen Harper did not have a very positive 2013. In the wake of the ongoing...
View ArticleMunchies: Seamus Mullen
Seamus Mullen is a James Beard nominated chef and owner of Tertulia, a Spanish restaurant located in Manhattan’s West Village. We dropped into the restaurant to pay him a visit, but Seamus was busy...
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Protesters Are Dying in the Streets of Kiev
All photos by Konstantin Chernichkin The anti-government demonstrations in Kiev have taken a deadly turn, as the news on Wednesday was dominated by fights between protesters and riot police in the...
View ArticleWhy Are Black Metal Fans Such Elitist Assholes?
Why Are Black Metal Fans Such Elitist Assholes?
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A Woman in Alabama Tried to Get TP Off Her House by Setting It on Fire
screencaps via Fox 6 WBRC Cheryl Crausewell, of Dora, Alabama attempted, with the help of her son, to clean up her toilet-papered house on Monday afternoon. A persistent piece of toilet paper was...
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Meet the Nieratkos: Nieratko Vs. Cheazy-E, Round II
Cheazy-E in a Porta Potty Like most people, I have changed a great deal over the last 15 years. I’ve dropped a good 50 pounds, quit drugs, gotten married, had two kids, adopted a rosier disposition on...
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