We know that Valentine's Day sucks, and that half of you are spending way too much money on some bullshit dinner while the other half of you are jerking off into an empty wine glass. We get it. No one is happy about this holiday except for greeting-card companies and people who love wearing red in public.
To dull the pain of yet another year of forced human connection, we compiled some classic pics from Jerry Hsu's Table for One blog. Hopefully, this reminds you that even if you're shoving salami down your throat in a sterile, brightly lit restaurant by yourself, there are millions of people doing the exact same thing. Don't fret, kids. We're in this together... but also completely alone.
