We've witnessed the paradisiacal splendor of Bristol before, but nobody's put a number on the amount of times you can look at photos of people covered in their own sick and blood, have they?
I hope not, because that would be a weirdly invasive thing to do, and Theo Cottle's pictures of people doing just that are always great. Here are some of them for you to enjoy, preferably while you're eating.
See more of Theo's work here.
Does your town or city qualify for paradise status? Feel free to send us your pitches. We won't bite.