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Meet the Nieratkos: Stevie Williams Wants to Buy Love Park

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The author and Stevie Williams. All photos below courtesy of Supra.

As we enter the long Fourth of July weekend and begin to consume the ungodly amounts of alcohol we use to honor everything that makes this country great, I ask you, what is more American than the classic rags to riches success story? In skateboarding few tales of overcoming adversity rival that of Philadelphia’s own, Stevie Williams. Stevie was never meant to survive his rough childhood, or ever make it over the Ben Franklin Bridge out of Philly. He grew up fast and did whatever was necessary to survive. In the 90s he and his friends ruled one of the most infamous natural skate plazas in the world, Philadelphia’s Love Park, with an iron fist. It was not uncommon for visiting skateboarders to get beaten up or have their skateboards stolen for not abiding by the unspoken laws of the park.

That was 20 years ago. Today skateboarding has been outlawed at Love, and the skaters have relocated to the new, state of the art Franklin Paine Skate Plaza just below the Philadelphia Art Museum. Stevie has over 15 years as a professional skateboarder under his belt. He’s turned DGK into a household name, is part owner of the newly-launched Asphalt Yacht Club clothing line, and just two days ago his latest Esteban shoe from Supra hit stores—he has become successful beyond anyone’s wildest dreams.

I was lucky enough to catch up with Stevie at the plaza he made famous decades ago to talk about some of the more colorful stories from his younger days, like people getting their ears bitten off, dumping piss on strangers, tricking people into drinking piss, as well as the story behind DGK’s name. As awful as these stories might seem from that bygone era to others, I can’t help but miss that time of lawlessness. Now parents see dollar signs in skateboarding, and think their kids will become a superstar if he picks up a board. Dropping the kids off at a skatepark for the day is no different than leaving them at summer camp. There are no enforcers, no bum fights, no sex in the bushes, no robberies, no hard lessons learned; there is only training and winning.

I often think about the current state of skateboarding and wonder how we got here. Sure, all the parks and money bolster the growth and progression of skating, but much of the romance of it has been lost. As I sat listening to Stevie recount his plaza tales I thought about how truly boring in comparison the stories of today’s new, vanilla skaters will be 20 years from now.

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This Week in Racism: The Fourth of July Is America's Day Off from Racism

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Welcome to a special Fourth of July edition of This Week in Racism. I’ll be ranking news stories on a scale of one to RACIST, with “one” being the least racist and “RACIST” being the most racist.

–Famous American abolitionist Frederick Douglass once said of today's holiday, "What, to the American slave, is your Fourth of July? I answer; a day that reveals to him, more than all other days in the year, the gross injustice and cruelty to which he is the constant victim." Whoa, talk about a bummer. I bet no one invited him to a BBQ ever again!

In an effort to refrain from being a massive killjoy and reminding America of its history of systemic prejudice, I'm getting in the spirit of the season and projecting all of my frustrations with this country on foreigners! It's the American way, after all. That means no racism stories about the good ol' US of A. You win this round, Opie and Anthony.

First up is the Australian woman who called a fellow train passenger a "gook" because no one would stand up to give her a seat. I'm sure her back was hurting from carrying all those illegal immigrants all day. As is now commonplace, the incident was filmed and the video went viral. The woman has since apologized publicly, but potentially faces legal repercussions under Australia's Racial Discrimination Act. Section 18c of the law bans words and actions that "offend, insult, humiliate or intimidate" someone due to their background. The government of Prime Minister Tony Abbot is doing all it can to repeal Section 18c, and Australian Attorney General George Brandis was quoted saying, "People do have a right to be bigots, you know." Oh, I know. I know. RACIST

Photo via Flickr User West Annex News

–Toronto Mayor Rob Ford blamed his alcoholism and drug addiction for racist, homophobic, and misogynist comments that were leaded to the media back in April of this year. He used the words "wop" and "dago" to refer to Italians, which is a big no-no. Ford went to rehab and is now claiming he's clean and ready to start over, but not before turning the tables on his significant opposition.

Doug Ford, Rob's brother and a city councilman, called high school teacher and Ford critic Joe Killoran a "racist" for his displeasure with Rob's behavior. Does that not make sense to you, because it doesn't make sense to me either. Doug believes that you can be racist against someone for being an alcoholic or, in his words, "you can be racist against people who eat little red apples." Actually, no. Toronto, please keep electing these people. I'm loving it. 4

–Someone put a KKK flag on a light post in east Belfast, Ireland. It was subsequently taken down, but that hasn't stopped the citizens of Northern Ireland from flipping out over the possibility that racism exists quite near to them. The Guardian recently reported a spike in racist activity in Northern Ireland, with police responding to up to three racially related incidents per day. The economy in Northern Ireland is still struggling to find its footing after the Great Recession, and naturally, that leads to racial resentment and eventually, violence. One can only hope they can find a way to ease the tension. RACIST

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First Nation Elders Are Being Shoved into Boarding Houses by Health Canada

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Louis Metallic, 81, of Listuguj First Nation, inside a boarding room. Photo via Jake Metallic. 
Jake Metallic has taken care of his 81-year-old grandfather Louis Metallic for years. The two live together on the Listuguj Mi'gmaq First Nation in Quebec, but over the years they've had to travel to Montreal so Louis can see a kidney and thyroid specialist. “I usually go with him every six months and I’ve been doing this for years,” says Jake Metallic. “He has bi-annual check-ups.”

Listuguj Mi'gmaq First Nation is situated in the southwestern part of the Gaspe Peninsula of Quebec. When necessary, community members will travel outside of their community to Montreal or Quebec for specialized health services. When First Nation people have to seek health services outside their communities, the funding is provided by Health Canada through what's called the Non-Insured Health Benefits Program (NIHB). But lately that's changed and community members say it’s for the worst.

Jake Metallic noticed the degraded conditions during his most recent trip to accompany his grandfather. They were no longer provided a hotel room to sleep in—instead they were told to go to a boarding house in Montreal operated by Mamit Innuat, an organization responsible for providing Listuguj members with local transportation, accommodation, and meal benefits. Listuguj members are being told that because of cutbacks to federal funding, boarding houses are where they'll be staying from now on.  

“When we arrived, there were already some people staying there,” says Jake Metallic, describing the accommodation provided to them upon their arrival. “The rooms were packed with multiple beds. If more people were there we would have been sharing [the room] with total strangers."

According to Metallic, guests had no privacy or locks for their belongings. The rooms had a shared kitchen and bathroom. The bathrooms were unusually small and the conditions described as dirty. Louis Metallic's son, Gary Metallic, 60, lives and works away from the community but learned about the changes and couldn’t help but be angry.

"You can’t just do that. You can’t bring elders to a city and expect they adapt to these changes,” Gary Metallic says. “You have to try to give the best care you can.”

VICE spoke briefly to Louis Metallic, who called the boarding house a “pigsty.” He said he didn’t want to stay and “got out of there.” The Metallics also learned that in the future, there would no longer be accommodations for Jake. That means if the two couldn't afford it, 80-year-old Louis Metallic would have to travel alone. The cutbacks are a big concern for the community's chief.

“The elders were complaining that they were living in a boarding house with people already living there, they said it was uncomfortable,” says Chief Scott Martin. “For instance, there’s only one TV and they would have to sit and watch TV with a whole family. There’s no privacy.”

Members were so upset they started an online petition. Miranda Mitchell-Caggiano of Listuguj wrote, “Being someone who needed these services for years to see a specialist I know how stressful it can already be to have to travel for needed care, never mind about having to worry about where they'll be sleeping!”

Unlike the Listuguj First Nation, communities in northern Ontario can stay in a 100-bed facility during their medical appointments. “We accommodate the client and one escort. We even allow an extra person in the room,” says Darryl Quedent, director of client services at the Sioux Lookout First Nations Health Authority. The Jeremiah McKay Kabayshewekamik facility, operated by the health authority, opened in 2011. Even though they are now over their capacity, Quedent says they do everything they can to accommodate their clients.

“When numbers don’t work out for us, we do put people from the same community in the same room,” Quedent says. “But our policy is we don’t necessarily put strangers together.”

So far it doesn't seem like Health Canada is going to budge for Listuguj. The department told Mamit Innuat to use whatever is the cheapest way to accommodate people. And they say the cheapest way is boarding homes. The Department says it will only make exceptions under certain conditions, depending on the medical needs of the community member. After numerous messages to the health director of Listuguj First Nation, Donna Metallic did not return calls on the matter. 

@marthamaiingan

Being One of Canada's First Glassholes Made Me Feel Like a Minor Celebrity

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Being One of Canada's First Glassholes Made Me Feel Like a Minor Celebrity

1776 Songs About America

VICE News: VICE News Capsule

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The VICE News Capsule is a news roundup that looks beyond the headlines. This week, Ukrainian forces and pro-Russia separatists blame each other for civilian deaths in Eastern Ukraine, Syrian rebels turn two towns over to ISIS, UK politicians release a scathing report on female genital mutilation, and thousands of shellfish wash up on beaches in Pakistan's port city Karachi. 

Farrah Abraham, the Last Outsider Artist

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Illustration by Jonny Ruzzo 

The most hated mom in America isn’t Casey Anthony, Andrea Yates, or the mommy blogger who poisoned her son. It’s a 23-year-old single mom who allegedly grew up in an abusive household, gave birth to a baby at age 17 because her mom refused to allow her to get an abortion, and lost her baby daddy in a car crash when she was eight months pregnant. A mom so controversial, the former Real Housewife of Beverly Hills Taylor Armstrong called her a “fucking rat.”

America's current favorite Whore of Babylon is, of course, Farrah Abraham, the most controversial teen mom on MTV's very controversial Teen Mom. 

This week Abraham released her first erotic novel, In the Making (Celebrity Sex Tape), about a reality TV star named Fallon Opal who purposefully releases her own sex tape. If the plot sounds familiar it's because last year Abraham starred in Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom with porn star James DeenDespite the fact that a cameraman clearly recorded the porno, Abraham has claimed the video was a “leaked sex tape” she made with a boyfriend: “I am not involved in porn,” she said on VH1’s Couples Therapywhile discussing the porno and her sex toy line.

Deen has called Abraham's bluff, telling TMZ that he never dated Abraham and she wanted to make a porno. Following the anal controversy, Abraham appeared on VH1’s Couples Therapy, where her other alleged “boyfriend” failed to show up for filming. Unsurprisingly, the media accused Abraham of lying to star on a reality show. I would dismiss Abraham as another famewhore who sucks at lying, but in 2012 she released a critically acclaimed noise album, My Teenage Dream Ended. On the album, Abraham cathartically wails about her traumatic experiences against a confusing medley of sounds, creating heartbreaking songs The Atlantic compared to the music of Daniel Johnson and other outsider artists. 

Is Abraham a broken starlet who pathologically lies because she grew up on reality TV or the last outsider artist—the Bjork of reality TV, as my friend called her—who is using interviews and an erotic novel to fuck with the public’s perception of reality? I invited Abraham to the VICE office to find out. 

Photo via the author's Instagram

Abraham unsurprisingly arrived wearing the same orange and gold dress Sydney Leathers, Anthony Weiner's mistress, wore to my college graduation. “I buy most my dresses at Dillard's,” Abraham said. “We could do a ‘Who Wore It Better!’” (For the record, Leathers wore it better.) After I settled down in a conference room with Abraham and her entourage—her publishing company's CEO, a make-up artist, and a security guard—we got down to a contentious interview about her porn history, traumatic past, and artistic output. 

VICE: Why did you decide to write Celebrity Sex Tape?
Farrah Abraham: I think it was the perfect time to write about sexuality—a celebrity sex tape—because I had a lot of press ruin my life this year in regards to my sex tape, and I was like, “Wow! There’s a lot that I learned from this.”

Why did you decide to write a novel instead of a memoir, which could have set the record straight?
First of all, it’s a whole legal reason, and second of all, I wasn’t really going to grow from doing that, and as you’re writing you’re really making yourself work. I write, and I’m tired at the end of the day.

Did you write the novel on your own or with a ghost writer?
I wrote it myself, and all I need is editors.

I wanted to talk to you about your critically acclaimed debut noise album, My Teenage Dream Ended.
My album? I just create therapeutic music.

You did it for therapeutic reasons?
Yeah, usually everything I do, I do it for myself.

Do you listen to noise music? What are you listening to right now?
EDM or what is it called, BBM? I like a lot of dance and electric music too. If you came over to my house, I would be listening to Christian and hip hop and rock and heavy metal. I like remixes where it doesn’t even sound like words but it just sounds like fun—or maybe I just tune it out.

The music video for “On My Own” from Abraham's debut album, My Teenage Dream Ended

Who do you look up to?
I don’t look up to anyone.

Do you have a five-year plan?
I have a 20-year plan: I take care of my life insurance in case anything happens and my will and all that. I think my five-year plan is to keep writing—I really enjoy it. And then keep doing reality television and maybe some movies if the person is right.

You mean like movies-movies?
Yeah, like the ones you go to theater and watch with your friends. And then I’m also working on my restaurant and working on my portfolio there, not just staying with one type of restaurant but growing them.

What do you think the biggest misconception is about you?
That people think I’m a porn star. You’re like, “What type of movies?” Those comments are—

I don’t think you’re a porn star. I think you’re a reality TV star.
I’m just mainstream, and that’s what it is.

There were also accusations by porn industry members that you weren’t really paid $1 million.
You have to understand that the porn industry is not relevant. It’s not relevant to talk about that because they purposefully do that to get attention and make me out to be a porn star.

At the same time you’re writing a book about a sex tape.
It’s a popular topic, and as a writer you want to stay relevant with the topic you’re writing about.

Don’t you think it’s hypocritical to dismiss porn and then try to profit off a novel about porn?
Why would I feel bad about making the best choices? And that’s why I’m sick of people looking down at women and saying that they can’t move on with their lives.

I don’t think there’s a problem with porn. I think you’re hypocritical.
Do you know what’s behind the women [in porn]? I’m not hypocritical. You go through life phases and you learn from them.

So what’s your philosophy going forward then?
I just really am Christian.

Have you studied psychology?
No, I just go to therapy. I like that stuff. Do you watch Dr. Jenn [on Couples Therapy]? I think when you’re around a million doctors like them it helps you understand others and where they’re coming from. Here’s the problem with Couples Therapy: If you don’t take the time to understand where the other person is coming from and have some empathy, then it just doesn’t work out to connect and better yourself.

Several websites accused you of lying about having a boyfriend to star on Couples Therapy. Is that true?  
I’ve been ditched so many times for some reason. They don’t have enough balls to talk about it so they just don’t show up. I don’t really like to speak [about him]—I’m not going to say his name—but Dr. Jenn was like, “I’m so happy you stayed and could be here.” She just wants me to find an amazing man—no DJ who lost his fucking brain is going to be good enough for me. I don’t date DJs anymore.

Did you enjoy Couples Therapy?
I love that experience. I love therapy—I don’t know why. Maybe I’m just so fucked up I need it all. You know what I’m dealing with right now? My grandpa is dying and I didn’t know.

You just found out?
I was there last weekend, and he’s in hospice—hooked up and stuff—and it’s really sad. [It’s] my mom’s dad who’s been very supportive the whole time I was growing up. I found out after I turned 18 that I had like six brothers and sisters from my mom. I was like, “This kind of thing is alarming.” How do you handle that? I’m always thinking when—if ever—I find someone who’s marriage material, I don’t think I would want to say to Sophia, “This is your dad,” because her dad is her dad.

Does it bother you when people ask you about your daughter’s father and other traumatic experiences from your past?
No, it doesn’t bother me because it’s still very much an everyday thing, because as Sophia gets older, she looks like him. It’s really hard for me, and I still go to counseling, but I'm moving on with my life.

Did dealing with that on reality TV alter your perception of what is real and fake?
I think I’ve had a lot of perceptions changed, with magazines, TV, and things with entertainment. I don’t like to watch TV. I don’t like to be part of those things now—and I used to be the girl that bought every magazine and watched my favorite show every night.

OK. I ask this question to a lot of people. Finish this sentence for me: Farrah Abraham is…
Amazing.

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Noisey Premieres Leatherhouse Featuring the Fat Jew

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Noisey Premieres Leatherhouse Featuring the Fat Jew

Colby Keller Is the Marina Abramovic of Gay Porn

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Photo by Gabe Ayala

Like many gay porn stars, Colby Keller has a knack for versatility—and I’m not talking about how he’s worked as both a pitcher and a catcher. In between working for the top companies in gay porn—including Randy Blue, CockyBoys, and (controversially) Treasure Island Media—Keller has put his anthropology degree to good use, writing about art, barebacking, and capitalism on his blog, Big Shoe Diaries.

For years now, I’ve wondered about what goes on in the dirty mind behind Keller’s goofball grin. When someone told me Keller was giving away all of his possessions—except for a plaque of Lenin—as part of an art project, my curiosity was seriously piqued. With all of his possessions discarded, Keller's now embarking on “Colby Does America… and Canada Too!”—a lengthy road trip to make art, meet people, and get laid. In each state Keller will film himself fucking a guy in the back of a van in the name of art. Wanting to know more about the Marina Abramovic of gay porn, I caught up with Keller at a Pret A Manger in New York to discuss his art projects, capitalism, and why porn is better than his “horrible, evil job” at Neiman Marcus.

VICE: Why did you decide to create your van project? 
Colby Keller: I don't have a house, I don't have a home, I don't have a destination, and I don't—for at least the immediate time period—want to think of one. The van is a way of thinking about home on the road, and also thinking about our future, because we're all probably going to have to set out in vans and move around, and there will be a lot of displaced people, and a lot of people will die. I want to embrace this future we're making for ourselves and that capitalism and this horrible landlord are forcing me into. There’s a porn trope where they're going to fuck the whole country, so I’m gonna fuck America! America has certainly fucked me, and I'm going to fuck back—but in a nice positive way. 

What made you become a porn star?
I was taking courses at the University of Houston in their studio art program, and I really didn't like it. So I dropped out of the program and graduated with a degree in anthropology, but there aren't a lot of lucrative jobs out there in the field, and we were in another recession. I was also curious about porn. My favorite site was Sean Cody, and just on a lark, I was going to send in some nude pictures, totally expecting to be rejected—actually, I kind of wanted to be rejected. I wanted them to tell me I wasn’t worthy! And then they came back and said, “Oh no. We're actually interested.” I was like, “Oh man. God, they're into it! Do I have to do this? I guess I have to.”

I eventually got other jobs while I was in Texas. I worked for Neiman Marcus, a horrible, horrible, evil job. They didn't want to consider me a full-time worker, even though I worked there for two years, 70 hours a week, just cause they didn't want to give me health insurance and they wanted to pay me $10 less than anyone else on staff.

You often discuss capitalism. Capitalism clearly affects our work lives, but how does it affect our porn consumption and sex lives?
I have some guilt when it comes to that, because porn specifically presents a problem. Does porn inform people's sexuality, or does porn simply try to access those things in your sexuality to sell itself to you? Obviously, the product always does this thing where you're never completely fulfilled, so you buy more of it. As a porn performer I feel somewhat responsible for that, because sometimes the images that porn produces aren't healthy ones. It's very formulaic: We're going to give each other mutual blowjobs, maybe the top will eat the bottom's ass, then there's three fucking positions, then they both come. Who in [his] right mind has sex like that? 

You’re a porn performer and also an artist. Do you identify as a performance artist or as a visual artist?
I try to think of it as everything. I don’t want to put a limit in terms of what mediums I can use, but to me the main medium is Colby Keller. Art projects for me need laws—creating a law gives you the power to break the law, which is the best part of having one—but I don't want rules to limit the kinds of tools I can appropriate as an artist.

With performers like James Deen pursuing porn and other careers, porn has become more mainstream, like it was in the 70s. Why do you think this is happening? 
Part of that is about the structural and financial problems that the business itself is encountering, and about social media. The late 80s and early 90s were the golden era of gay porn, and models got paid really well. Companies controlled the images of their models under an exclusive contract. They would do all the work of marketing you and making you a star, kind of like the old Hollywood system. Now there's much more pressure for the models themselves to do promotional work—to be on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook. In some ways it’s good to have ownership of that image, but also it's a lot of work you're not getting paid for.

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A Scientific Guide to Day-Drinking

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A Scientific Guide to Day-Drinking

VICE News: Russian Roulette: The Invasion of Ukraine - Part 52

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The ceasefire in Ukraine between pro-Russia forces and the Ukrainian military technically ended on Monday, but the ceasefire never lived up to its name. VICE correspondent Simon Ostrovsky traveled to several checkpoints around Sloviansk in Eastern Ukraine and spoke to soldiers about being attacked by pro-Russia forces in recent days—attacks that caused dozens of deaths.

Comics: Slam Dunks

Mushroom Trips Create Entropy in Your Brain, Just Like Dreams

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Mushroom Trips Create Entropy in Your Brain, Just Like Dreams

VICE News: Inside Maximum Security Prison

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America is locking up more people than any other nation on earth. Home to just 5 percent of the world’s total population, the United States houses more than 20 percent of the world's prisoners.

In the last three decades—fueled in large part by a national drug policy and legislation like three-strikes laws—America has imprisoned more people in local jails, federal penitentiaries, and private correctional facilities than Stalin put in the gulags. New court rulings have declared overcrowded prisons to be unconstitutional, and the sheer cost of incarceration is forcing prisons to let prisoners back out on the streets.

VICE News was granted rare access to go inside one of the most maximum-security prisons in the country, a place that’s on the front line of what could be a sea change in prison policy. Salinas Valley State Prison is home to America’s most powerful prison gangs, including the Aryan Brotherhood and Mexican Mafia. It's a place that’s projected to have more than 700 assaults this year.

In an institution that houses the worst of the worst, we see how one maverick warden is trying to turn the system around by rehabilitating murderers before they get returned to the streets.

How to Make It as a Dominatrix

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Photo by Tommy O's

Lady Lila Stern is one of Los Angeles's fastest rising dominatrixes. When Mike Kulich from Skweezme.com told me about Stern, he described her as “a nice, Jewish, New England girl who rose the ranks to become one of the top pro-dominatrixes in LA.”

A nice, Jewish dominatrix may sound like an oxymoron, but Stern fits the bill. Two years ago, she launched her career when she was just another floundering actress struggling to pay her bills. Looking to find ways to earn extra money, she started working in the sex industry because domming fit her strong personality. Soon she was screwing with guys as a full-time job.

Since then Stern has discovered the perks of her job. Unlike Hollywood actresses who aren’t named Meryl Streep, dominatrixes can see their careers get bigger as they age and become more experienced. Stern’s occupation has also allowed her to find her “inner domme” and transform from a kinky, submissive New Englander into a dominant superwoman. As an ode to her budding career, Stern recently got a large tattoo of a mermaid holding a human heart. “People see the heart and tell me, ‘You know she's under the water,’” she said. “I don't give a fuck where she is!”

Interested in learning more about Stern’s work, I met with her last month to discuss her clients, sex work's perks, and how to make it as a dominatrix in Hollywood. 

VICE: How did you become a successful dominatrix?
Lady Lila Stern: They have these parties, and you go to three or four parties. It was pretty crazy to be honest, because even though I had a lot of experience in my personal life, it is a lot different—these people are strangers. That's why we have clients that stay such a long time. It's kind of incredible; you can build such an intense relationship.

What do the majority of your clients come to you for?
I do have clients who are into fetish as well as slaves. It's a pretty good mix of both. 

What’s the difference?
They are very different clients. A guy that comes to me for a foot-fetish session doesn't necessarily want to be degraded and told what a tiny penis he has. Slaves are a little easier to deal with because they're more submissive. More recently there's been an emergence of sensual domming, which is like foot fetishes and smothering—things like that I get a lot of calls for.

Why has your clientele changed?
It's hard for me to say because I've only been pro-domming for two years, but honestly I think it's probably [a good thing]. I think it's happening because a lot more people are open. You know there was that whole 50 Shades of Grey—a very tame version of S&M, but I'm not completely against the book. I think it opened up a lot of people who were afraid to go there [to see a dominatrix] because they thought they'd beat the crap out of you and yell at you, and that's obviously not what domming is.

How has working as a dominatrix changed your personal life?
I've met so many powerful, amazing women that have become my world. Relationships can be funny, but it's translated into my personal life amazingly—it's made me feel so powerful and strong. Relationships are a little tough. When I started domming, I was in a relationship for a number of years with a guy who was heavily into kink. At first it was awesome, but then it got hard as he got a little jealous. I've just realized that I'm going to have to be with a very strong man. Most of the dommes I know are lesbians, or at least have a strong preference for women. What's strange about me is that I am attracted to men who are dominant in their lives. I like to think that anyone who isn't okay with what I do isn't the right person for me, or as my mother says, “You sure don't make it easy on yourself.”

What about the job appeals to you?
I make people's fantasies a reality. It makes me feel like I'm helping people. Pro-dommes are obviously around for a reason. You're providing a service for people—a lot of who have wives or girlfriends, who either are afraid or [in the past] they told [people about their fetish] and they were shunned [becuase of] it—so it feels really good to let people feel some satisfaction and feel fulfilled. I met some people in the industry who helped me find my inner-domme. 

How did that affect you?
That's when I fell in love with it, because I knew it was in me—but it was a strange thing when I started because I don't naturally get off on hurting people. It feels very intense, and sexy, and real. I'm myself doing what I do; it brings out a power that I didn't even know I had. Domming has changed my whole life. I have never been happier in my whole life. I get to wake up every day and be kinky. That's pretty awesome.

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The Zoos of the Future Will Be Live Feeds of Animals

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The Zoos of the Future Will Be Live Feeds of Animals

The Week In GIFs

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GIFs by Daniel Stuckey

Happy belated Fourth of July! Time for some GIFs!

Belgium is pretty boring, EVEN considering it's the home of chocolate seashells and this anus-themed hotel. Belgium's soccer team is also very boring (and not very sexy as far as shirtless World Cup superstars go), so we combined chocolate and the asshole hotel into one beautiful poop factory.

Suffering from a viral illness, Serena Williams walked from her double match at Wimbledon. Everything is not coming up Serena at the Williams house tonight! 

Does watching the short film Random Stop feel like you're watching a POV video game about a man killing a Georgia cop execution-style? Good. That's the point. 

VICE News went inside Salinas Valley State Prison, a maximum-security prison home to gangs like the Aryan Brotherhood and Mexican Mafia. They spoke to a transgender inmate named Trixie who used to belong to a prison gang that she considered “more important than my family.”

Proving once again that Texas is the only state worse than Florida or Arizona, a woman ran over two men at a Houston gas station and then drove away. 

What do Americans love more than videos of hit-and-runs, incarcerating non-violent offenders, and Tila Tequila's titties? Offensive T-shirts, duh!

Speaking of Tila Tequila's titties, this week the allegedly pregnant prophet and conspiracy theorist published several advice columns and the first chapter of her autobiography on her website. The literary masterpieces include glorious lines like, “I knew that not only was I one ‘down ass bitch,’ but I also knew that I was beautiful.” We look forward to reading more op-eds by Miss Tequila! 

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What Wisconsin's Teenage Girls Think About the Slender Man Stabbing

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Editor's note: Names have been changed to protect the identity of minors. 

The 9-1-1 call about the Slender Man Stabbing flabbergasted everyone from local moms to ABC News, but no one sounded more discombobulated than the 9-1-1 dispatcher himself.

Waukesha is boring—the sort of place with few crimes beyond theft. A few weeks after the stabbing, 9-1-1 dispatchers reportedly received a call stating that someone had broken into a garage and substituted a blue and yellow bike for a silver one. It was almost an improvement. The idea that young, local girls, could commit violence against one another is mindboggling to Waukesha residents. 

Inadvertently macabre billboards line the highways leading to the crime scene. “INJURIES. THEY CAN SURPRISE YOU,” one says. At another intersection, a restaurant marquee declares: “THE BONEYARD! WHERE CHILDREN EAT FOR FREE!“

Instead of talking about the crime, locals sell candles out of their backyards and cut hearts out of construction paper for a shrine built on the side of the road where Morgan Geyser and Anissa Weier’s victim dragged her body to safety. The bathroom where Geyser and Weier first considered stabbing their friend reeked of weed when I visited Wisconsin a few weeks ago. According to NBC News, the girls planned to execute her in the David’s Park public restroom because it had a drain in the floor that would be good for the blood to pour into. Instead, with a game of hide and seek, the girls allegedly coaxed their friend to the woods, where they stabbed her 19 times with a five inch blade.

“I hate you,” the victim allegedly screamed according to New York Magazine. “I trusted you.”

Twelve-year-old girls say, “I hate you” constantly, but in this particular case, the utterance seems justified. 

According to the New York Times, one girl stated that they went into the woods and then, “stabby, stab, stab.” The victim dragged her body through this clearing, and was later discovered by a bicyclist.

In Wisconsin, local culture centers on tight-lipped niceties masked by large smiles. Reactions to tragedy usually shillyshally between vague Christian impulses, like charity and silence in the face of gossip. Neighbors will leave a cheesy casserole on the sufferer’s stoop, then duck home—saying zilch about the offering or what prompted it, not even to the victim.

But in contrast to their parents, teenage girls in Wisconsin want to talk about the case. They have a lot to say about girl-on-girl violence, for starters, and are patently unsurprised by the fact that Geyser and Weier concocted their stabbing plan while still in middle school. According to teenage girls, feeling inclined to stab someone is common at their age.

“Middle school sucks,” Bethany, a 16-year-old from Waukesha said, munching Oreos. “It’s a terrible time, and it would drive anybody crazy.”

“Girls are just mean when they’re in middle school,” Eliza, a 15-year-old from the same county, told me over the phone. “Middle school is where it really starts. I think it depends on how mentally strong you are, and how much you can take. But yeah. It can make you insane, I think.”

A 17-year-old from Waukesha named Jenny said that grown-ups in the area want to see Weier and Geyser punished more than teenagers do. “The victim’s family is getting all of this support—there’s a whole shrine set up for [the victim] in the cul-de-sac, even though she isn’t dead.”

“But as far as the stabbers,” Jenny continued, “there’s a lot of hatred toward them. A lot of disgust.” She was then quiet for a long time.

“I had a really rough time in middle school,” she said finally. “It’s when you’re learning about all the stuff that’s gonna happen to your body. And you’re like, ‘Shit. I dunno.’ And then everyone keeps it to themselves because they don’t want anyone to know that they’re going through puberty—like, gross—so they keep it inside, which is unhealthy and enough to drive anyone crazy.”

“It’s boring and scary to talk about at school because kids just react how their parents react, saying how fucked it is that small children are capable of murdering their own friends, and if you say the wrong thing, you’re like a monster, probably,” Caroline, a 16-year-old whose high school “plays Waukesha" in sports, said. “People want to pretend it’s evil so that they look good, and also because they want to think something like this would never happen to them. They react how they think they should react because they’re afraid to say it’s just childhood boredom gone wrong.”

The women’s room at David’s Park where Weier and Geyser planned to stab their victim

It had been a while since I had reflected on the nightmare of middle school. But speaking to teenage girls in Wisconsin over Skype, or on the phone, or sprawled out on some living room rug, I was viscerally reminded of its horrors. Unless you’re lucky enough to get your period in high school, which carries its own outsidery trauma, puberty and middle school are inextricably entwined. Hunched over from weird new cramps, 11 to 13 year old girls love to hurt each other, simply by sowing what they’d be afraid to reap. It’s not empathy, exactly, so much as projection. Teens’ capacity for full-blown embarrassment allows girls to torture one another in excruciatingly resonant and gender-specific ways. Of course, stabbing is gender-neutral, and calling 19 stab wounds “bullying” would be an understatement, but the teenage girls I spoke to believed the incident belonged to the same spectrum as “mean girl” behavior.

Every one of the teenage girls I spoke to asked me not to use her name for the piece, lest girls at school “go crazy” and “get all vengeful.”

“Girls are bitches,” Caroline said softly. “At my school they flush peoples’ pants down the toilets, and during gym class they replace the heavy girls' clothes with smaller clothes.”

“This one girl at my school, her friends decided they didn’t like her, so they took her Uggs and poured lotion in them, and destroyed her locker,” Caroline’s friend MacKenzie countered. “She had to leave the school. She came back a few years later and her mom started an anti-bullying club. But her mom ended up being the biggest bully of them all, writing things about the other girls in newsletters. Now they’re in Florida.”

When I asked if they’d ever seen girls get violent, most of the girls I interviewed laughed like I was the stupidest person in the world.

“Didn’t you go to high school?” Eliza asked.

The drain that Weier told police the blood could “go down”

“In fourth grade, people were talking about this one girl behind her back,” Caroline told me. “At first she was really sad and just cried about it, but then she brought a bat to school and said she was going to kill everyone with it. She doesn’t go to our school anymore, but I don’t think she was crazy. Just sad.”

“Also the puberty stuff we mentioned,” MacKenzie reminded me.

“Yeah,” Caroline said. “Fourth grade was the beginning of that for the more developed girls.”

“At the beach one time these girls were punching each other,” another sophomore girl named Letesha admitted to me over the phone. “The hitting sounded softer than I thought it would, but they were bleeding.”

Slides at David's Park

In a recent phone call, Geyser’s lawyer, Anthony Cotton, echoed the idea that twelve’s a weird age. “11-to-12 year olds lack empathy,” he said. “They lack judgment.”

Jenny, for her part, agreed. “At that age it’s difficult to put yourself in someone else’s shoes and be empathetic. I don’t remember what part of the brain... but it’s not fully developed yet until you’re like, 20-something, so on  one hand, it’s like, what if [Weier and Geyser] grow into bigger monsters? On the other hand, it could just be a phase.”

When I asked whether the stabbings had come up in conversation with any of their peers, Jenny and the other teenage girls I interviewed all gave the same sort of negative response. People their age were afraid to say the wrong thing, they explained, and although they wanted to talk about it, and were happy to talk to me—girls their age could be so mean about the weirdest things.

“It really only comes up during ghost stories,” MacKenzie said. “Like, we’ll be telling scary stories and someone will say, ‘Wanna hear a true one?’”

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How does America show off its national identity and what the hell does American culture even consist of? One small town an hour outside of Albany, New York, chose “Redneck Summer” as the theme for their annual fourth of July parade, and decided portable hot tubs in the back of pickup trucks and trophies made of Budweiser cans and deer antlers were the most appropriate ways to celebrate the good ol’ USA.  

This was the first sign we saw on the road leading into the Village of Salem that told us we were in the right place. There were no green signs letting us know how many miles away we were, just this. “Nu Yu Hair Studio, For When your Mullet Needs a Trim.”

We quickly learned most of Salem’s 2.9 square miles were blocked off for the parade, forcing us to find an alternative route on one of their three roads. Don’t mind the Yankee in front of us, clearly they didn’t understand they were in redneck country. 

This was the first thing we saw after parking our car on Main Street. Notice the sweet piece of Americana posing behind him. This guy was from the volunteer fire department, the organization that puts on the parade each year. 

A note on rural American culture: Yes, our ancestors raped, burned and pillaged the Native Americans, gave them twenty-four bucks for Manhattan... capitalism at its finest. We set up shop and gave birth to what would eventually be one of the most hated nations on the planet.

But the people that set up shop, immigrants from Germany, Ireland, the United Kingdom and various other parts of Nordic/white Europe took what they learned from the Native Americans (not their own potato-less countries) and, with the help of a few million slaves, farmed the fuck out of most of America. That's only arguably what's being referenced here:

It's a pickup truck filled with water, that holds a young farmer in an inflatable, camouflage seat. More commonly referred to as a “redneck hot tub”.

“The water’s cold but it’s still great,” he said.

Moving on, the parade became more bizarre. 

It is unclear what this is supposed to represent but the sign reads “Redneck Grocery Getter” and in the bed of the truck were two women with tattoos and about seven blonde children. Note the jug of moonshine glued to the front.

This fine sliver of Americana depicts an old-fashioned truck with what appears to be a deer sanctuary attached to the back of it. It comes complete with a robotic deer, a baby on a four-wheeler waving an American flag and a sign that says “Start Em Right, Start Em Young.” Whatever the fuck that means. 

This was another one we couldn’t figure out. This appears to be a tractor with a clothesline, a headless mannequin on the front and a metal shingle roof (a version of the classic American motor home?). On a closer look, spectators could see the “Hi Mam” sign on the front of the ride and the small boat it’s tugging behind it.

The boat’s name is "The 1972 Plastick Pleasue Craft." The messages sprawled all over it read: “Four sail or not... still thinkin’ on it,” “For Rent: Daytime: $40 Nightime: $50 Ice fishin': $250 Off Season" All “pur hour.” Onboard was a wooden mermaid with an American flag hat behind a glued plastic bald eagle, another headless mannequin in a bikini, a pink plastic unicorn with wings, and a few more scantily clad mannequins. It was damn confusing, but was it "redneck"?

Imagine being hunched over in a field all afternoon, plowing away. The part of your body that will be hit the most is the neck and because all of your ancestors are German or Irish, aka white as fuck, your neck is going to burn to a nasty shade of red, and that's where we get the term.

So where do tractors that tow boats and pink plastic unicorns fit into the equation?

This horse is a "Redneck Lawn Mower." So that’s what that is. Must be a slow ass horse. Something tells me these farm people have a more efficient way of cutting the grass. 

I asked seventeen-year-old Jordan Keys (pictured below) what make him a redneck. “We go muddin' everyday, I mean we pound our vehicles everyday. I mean I milk cows everyday, we sow land everyday, we cut wood everyday. It’s our daily lives.” 

Oh those legs. Note the moonshine barrels their trailer hitch is carrying. We actually ran into these dudes a little later on at the gas station. They had no moonshine for sale but plenty of weed. 

In case any Yankees forgot where they were again. 

Every small town has a Li'l Sebastian. This sign reads “Mules and Rednecks Made This Country GREAT.” I can think of a few mules that continue to make this country great, but they hail primarily from Mexico and don’t walk on four legs. Not sure what this (or any mules) still do for our country, but hey, not sure what shows like Duck Dynasty do for us either. 

This lifeless, spray painted, vintage Camaro held no back windshield, a toddler with no car seat and a cooler in the back between two passengers. The machine that pulled it along? A John Deere tracker complete with a dude in suspenders, some more blonde babies and a dog with a red bandana. 

Europeans like Italians and the French seem proud of the parts of their culture we stereotype them for. Meanwhile our equivelants to pizza and pasta are hamburgers and hot dogs, and our les canard aux orange is turducken. The closest thing we have to a café culture are pub-crawls, which we didn’t even fucking come up with, so that’s hardly accurate.

Still, in much of Middle America, families have been there for generations, their ancestors tracing back to the original settlers. And who were those original settlers? Poor farmers whose families have blossomed into what people now call rednecks. Outside of all of the parts of our culture that we borrow, shit like souped up grocery carts and driveable hot tubs are the only things we really have to call our own.

Of course the number of people that actually take this shit seriously is limited (I hope), but it still begs the question: What is American and what parts of our culture make us unique? To Fred Russo, one of the main organizers of the parade, being a redneck is “simply put, a hardworking individual.” And that sounds pretty fucking American to me. 

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