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A Grain of Truth

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An abandoned SPLA tank from the last Sudanese civil war is used as both a toilet and a jungle gym. Photo by Tim Freccia

Machar and I spend another day chatting in the shade. It’s difficult to contemplate conspiracies and the kind of nefarious bureaucracy that results in failed statehood while sitting under a tree, watching herons stalking food along the river. But I still haven’t gotten a clear answer on what, in Machar’s view, lies at the core of his troubled relationship with President Kiir. And I’m determined to get there.

“Salva Kiir fought in two wars,” he says after I delicately mosey into the subject with some softball questions. “He only has a primary education. He went to a military college. Me… I went to university; I have a degree in strategic planning. I have eight children and four grandchildren. I used to work more than 16 hours a day.”

The implication is that Machar is, at heart, a family man, a bureaucrat, and an intellectual while Kiir is just a simple bush soldier—a man used to making sudden, violent decisions. Someone who was always Number Two, a sidekick elevated to president only because of his mentor’s sudden death.

But this isn’t the truth, at least not all of it. Machar has also been fighting in the bush since the mid 80s, a measured man who has made a number of sudden, violent decisions in his own career. He made one in 1991 that caused the deaths of tens of thousands. Now, in 2014, he appears to be working on a bigger sequel.

Whom does Machar admire?

“People who move their countries from warfare to peace. One is Mandela, a man who bore the hardship of prison to bring peace to his country.”

Machar’s view of his removal from office seems sanguine and dubious on an analytic level. Why?

“On July 23, [Kiir] surprised me by dismissing me and dissolving the whole government. Many came to me angry. I said we have a constitution that says we can remove him. I accepted his decree. I had served as vice president for eight years, and I was happy to move on.

“On the bright side,” Machar says, “it got us debating the future of the country, so we continued discussing the issues. One was corruption. The country will be branded as a corrupt country. Two, the country is degenerating into tribalism. Some ministries would only hire their kinsmen. [At the time there were] only four Nuer ambassadors out of 70.

“I said that Parliament was in bad shape. Our party was nonexistent at the grassroots level. I talked about the isolation we were getting because of those issues and Kiir’s attitude. There was insecurity in our country. When I raised those issues it created a big concern.” 

He’s referring to a topic that has dogged Kiir’s administration since he came into power—corruption, an endemic disease that Kiir insists his presidency has been vigorous in combatting and one that Machar accuses him of causing.

“We brought evidence of corruption from the World Bank. They conducted a forensic investigation. It was obvious that those close to him were taking money… $4.2 billion was missing.”

To get a sense of scale, I ask what sort of salaries he and Kiir were receiving before the ouster. “The president’s salary is 15,000 South Sudanese pounds [about $5,080] a month,” he says. “Mine was 12,000 [about $4,070]. Kiir has houses in several towns. Everybody knows. When we wanted to investigate he dissolved parliament.”

As we sit talking in the shade, we spot an eagle high up in a tree near the river. Tall, scabby-necked Marabou storks hop in the grass fields. It seems odd discussing $4.2 billion of stolen funds in a place that has never been touched by money.

I ask the reverse, whether Kiir believes that Machar is corrupt.

“He knows my bank accounts; I have no money.”

Asked for specifics, Machar explains his concerns regarding the delivery of grain from Uganda for South Sudan’s strategic reserves. It wasn’t until last year, when Machar had started to dig around the finances involving the large grain-reserve purchases, that Kiir boasted his government would “spend billions” on a strategy to thwart famine.

“There were many forms of corruption in the process. There were those who did a legal contract; there were those who were paid and delivered. You will not be sure there is no corruption in that, because the price would be inflated. Some also delivered and did not get paid. There were those who had contracts for the goods and got paid but delivered nothing.”

Buying grain to hedge against starvation didn’t seem to be a problem until Auditor General Steven Wondu revealed that more than $4 billion in oil revenues and various expenditures had magically vanished over the two years.

Outraged, Ethiopian American presidential adviser Ted Dagne drafted a private letter signed by Kiir. It was sent on May 5, 2012, to 75 ministers and officials as notification that the missing funds should be returned to a Kenyan bank account overseen by the Government of South Sudan in exchange for some level of amnesty.

Dagne was appointed to Kiir’s cabinet because he had spent 22 years as an advocate for South Sudan and worked as an Africa specialist for the Congressional Research Service. It was Dagne and his colleagues’ research that persuaded George W. Bush to back South Sudan in its quest for independence.

The leak of Kiir and Dagne’s letter to the media in June 2012 was the match that lit the tinderbox. Dagne was forced to flee the country as soon as the leak surfaced, fearing for his life. Machar, via his press secretary, James Gatdet Dak, said the $4 billion figure was bunk. “It was this guy, Ted Dagne,” Gatdet Dak said. “There was no other source.” As for Kiir’s signature? None of his ministers had advised him to approve it, which, according to logic, made it as good as forged.

Machar insists that Kiir is at the heart of the corruption.

“These are South Sudanese working with Ugandans,” Machar says. “The producers are in Uganda. The day before I was dismissed, I asked the World Bank to investigate the road contracts. An auditing group was en route. They were suspicious.”

Machar tells me that infrastructure is another good place to hide money. South Sudan is famous for its vast, flat countryside and for having no paved roads. “Roads” here are simply meandering dirt paths that erode during the wet season and then explode into hundreds of confusing tire tracks as people try to avoid the remaining mud holes.

“One kilometer of road in the Upper Nile costs about $1.2 million. In Equatoria it is about $1 million. Road contracts are expensive. The companies are supposed to have machinery, but some were given contracts with no machinery.” These contracts, Machar says, linked to Kiir through tribal and business relationships.

Machar delves into this topic just as he did with the grain reserves, detailing his alleged findings of how the $1.7 billion spent so far on building roads in South Sudan has produced only 45 miles of them. Most of his blame, of course, falls squarely on Kiir.

“They were not competitive contracts,” he says. “The tenders should be open to everyone, and the profits should be transparent.”

What about various internal measures against this sort of corruption? Wasn’t anyone monitoring the contracts?

“There is the oil commission; it didn’t function. There should be a bidding process, but there was manipulation. The institution would be used, but the president had an upper hand. I know the rules of how contracts work; it is in my training as an engineer. I know how bidding is done. So I wouldn’t play games with contracts.”

Machar wants to change the subject. He looks around at our spot by the river and takes a different tack.

“This is a good place; it’s cool. You are lucky there was no generator to power our phones so the communication between me and the commanders in the field is dead.”

He wants Kiir to be viewed as corrupt and himself to be viewed as a savior. He tells me he is worried about the new era of fear, one in which tens of thousands of Dinka and Nuer are forced to hide out in overcrowded UN refugee camps.

“I wish that the fear would be lifted. They need a normal life. Those in Akobo, if they feel hungry, they can cross the border. But for those in the towns—Juba, Bor, Malakal, and Bentiu—it’s a serious matter.

“I was planning to run for office in 2015. I was hoping to win the election and set up a system that would run without interference. Then, after that, I’d write books about self-determination.”

Does he have outside support?

“Some of the relief agencies in this area bring medicines and food items and contribute to the education system,” he answers, before going off on another diatribe about relief organizations playing sides and starving people in the process.

I tell him I meant military support. After all, if he’s claiming to be corruption-free and utterly broke, someone has to back the war.

“Well, most important is the bullets. We have what we captured and what we had initially. The diaspora cannot buy bullets—too expensive. They are not rich. Many of them are lowly paid workers in America and Australia. But they can send scratch cards to those who have Thuraya phones.”

This is a strange statement considering the hundreds if not thousands of rounds I have watched haphazardly shot into the air.

“Our experience in the war of liberation—we get bullets from the enemy or get supplied by our international solidarity,” Machar elaborates, but only slightly. “From countries that support the ideas we had.”

I ask whether Sudan is supporting him, but he won’t say.

I press him, but he won’t even acknowledge the appearance of the new weapons and ammunition my companions and I have witnessed in the camps around us. He did admit, however, to recruiting “volunteers,” some of whom are still being trained. “We can give them training and maybe a gun.” 

Who pays them?

“We offer them nothing. Maybe, in the end, a rifle.”

I ask where they are training. Machar waves his hand.

“Somewhere,” he smiles, flashing that famous gap-toothed grin.

What Machar is not telling me is that, as we speak, Sudan is busy airdropping weapons. Khartoum is sending trained troops south to link up across the Nile as Machar and his generals prepare for a big offensive ahead of the rainy season.

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Hanging Out With Norway's Hells Angels

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Marcel (on the right) with an Angel. Photo by Hugo Lauritz Jenssen

Having spent the last five years following members of Norway's Hells Angels, this year photographer Marcel Leliënhof put together a book called Helvetes Engler - Hells Angels MC Norway. The book was released in May, and Leliënhof's photos were also exhibited as a part of the celebrations for Norway's Independence and the Norwegian Constitution's official 200-year anniversary.

I called Marcel to find out how he charmed his way into such a media-shy group.

VICE: How did this project come together?
Marcel Leliënhof: I have always had an interest in subcultures. Before starting this one, I traveled around the US, documenting the cowboy and ranch environment and that put me in contact with several bikers. I have been riding a motorcycle since I was 18, and I am a member of a biker club in Oslo called Taurus MC – so I've always been interested in one way or the other.

The Hells Angels have a specific lifestyle and a historic past that I find really intriguing. The initial idea behind the project was to make a photo book but I soon realized that text was actually just as essential as the photos themselves. This is where Hugo Lauritz Jenssen (co-writer of the book) came into the picture. When I undertook the project, I didn't realize that it would take me five years to put together – the process took much longer than anyone involved could ever have expected. But the extra hours only meant that I got to know the Angels and they got to know me.

Was it hard to earn their trust?
Well, I started by approaching the members of different chapters in Norway but it took time for them to fully understand what I wanted to do. They have had some bad experiences with different media outlets in the past, and I needed to reassure them that I didn't have any sort of hidden agenda. Some of the guys have personal baggage and a past that they don't necessarily want to talk about.

I tried, as best as I could, to communicate my vision and after some time I managed to convince them. When HAMC Norway agreed to let me work on my project, we had to ask permission from Hells Angels Europe. That took three years – and then we had to take it to Hells Angels MC World, who have the final say in these matters. It's a very democratic process – approval from all the chapters was necessary to get the project started.

It must have been hard to ignore the fact that the Hells Angels have been associated with illegal activities. Did you have any prejudices before starting the project?
Naturally I had my own assumptions and prejudices about who they were before I got to know them – mostly coming from what I had read of Hunter S. Thompson's work in the 1980s and what's been written in the media. This also went both ways; I made assumptions about them and they made assumptions about me.

I was proven wrong in some of my preconceptions and I think they were also surprised about me. It was important to tell the stories that aren't being told in the media, so as not to reinforce other people's prejudices.

Speaking of prejudice and assumptions, were there any wow-moments or anything that surprised you about the bikers?
The whole stereotype that they are a homogenous group turned out to be completely false. They are very much their own individuals, with some of them being surprisingly vain.

They were also very organized and their club houses appeared surprisingly clean and neat, something I hadn't expected beforehand. Everything was just so in order. Still, the major surprise came in the contrast between members' lives, preferences and attitudes. Some, for instance, refused to drink anything other than expensive vintage wine, some didn’t drink at all, some were family guys and some didn’t have a family at all. Within their sub-group they really represented a broad cross section of society.

You said some Hells Angels are vain and a lot of the photos are portraits. Were any of them nervous about their looks?
There were definitely some guys who weren't too happy with having their picture taken, and weren't very patient during the process. Not everyone likes posing and I think you can see that in the book.

You learn to adapt, though. You never know what you will get when traveling from chapter to chapter. Some guys wouldn't have their photo taken at all, but as the project progressed and I showed them some of the other shoots, they changed their mind and approached me themselves.

Given that you love motorbikes and that you spent five years with them, did you consider joining?
No, I am already a member of another biker club. Our gang is about drinking beer and riding bikes. Hells Angels is a lifestyle. It's something that was interesting to document and – to a certain extent – be part of, but I am happy with my club and my life as it is. That said, I am sure that after five years, they were pretty happy about getting rid of me as well.

I guess you drank a few beers with them over the years?
Actually, the first time I visited a HAMC chapter I ended up sitting at the bar with one of the oldest members and discussing my project. He said that there was no way they'd make a book so I tried to drink him under the table. We drank so much tequila, that by the end I was sick as a dog and ended up falling down the stairs. They certainly have a sense of humor as well; When the book was going to print, they played an April Fool's joke and told my publisher that they were backing out.

Yikes. Thanks Marcel.

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Seattle Just Started a Nationwide Push for a $15 Minimum Wage

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Activists call for a $15 minimum wage at a rally in Manhattan. Photo via Flickr user The All-Nite Images

Last Tuesday, Seattle Mayor Ed Murray signed into law a $15 minimum wage, by far the highest in any major American city. A policy that was once a left-wing pipe dream is set to become reality in the Emerald City over the next few years, and a handful of cities across the country are scrambling to keep pace lest they be exposed as enemies of a galvanized working class. If the predictions of disastrous job loss as a result of the higher wage are off base, Seattle may have created a new benchmark for what it means to do right by the poor.

"It's quite earth-shattering in some ways, because if you look concretely at what it is, it's a transfer of $3 billion from the richest to the bottom-most workers," Seattle's Socialist city councilwoman Kshama Sawant, who won her seat by campaigning for the proposal and led her grassroots army in pushing it through, told me in an interview. "That represents the opposite of the status quo we've had for decades, when the wealth has been gushing to the top. From that mathematical angle, it's historic even that it happened."

Not to be outdone, last week New York City Council Speaker Melissa Mark-Viverito floated the possibility of hiking the local minimum wage as high as $15. The speaker and her ally Mayor Bill de Blasio are emerging progressive darlings who want to satisfy the NYC activist base that birthed Occupy Wall Street and set off fast-food-restaurant wage protests that have since spread worldwide; they also may want to attempt to appeal to the liberals all over the country who are buzzing about Thomas Piketty's exploration of the exploding wealth gap in contemporary capitalist democracies. Polling shows San Francisco residents support a $15 minimum wage, and Los Angeles is mulling the move for its hotel workers, suggesting we may have the makings of a national trend here. But has Seattle actually changed the contours of the debate—is $15 per hour coming to a city near you?

"I expect many cities to follow suit and tailor their own strategies," Gavin Newsom, the lieutenant governor of California and former San Francisco mayor, wrote to me in an email. "With DC stalled in atrophy, the pyramid has inverted and reform will increasingly be realized at the local level."

Of course, there are still plenty of skeptics out there ready to jump on the first sign of trouble in Seattle or elsewhere, and not just self-interested business titans who want to hoard their profits so they can buy an extra island or two. Economists and some urban policy experts argue there is real danger in embracing such ambitious redistributional schemes.

"Obviously, McDonald's is not going to pull out of Manhattan, but there may be other kinds of firms that do," said Joel Kotkin, an expert on urban affairs at Chapman University and a fomer New Yorker. "You're going to find this $15 minimum wage in any blue city or any blue state. It's going to be almost irresistable, because who's going to run against it?"

Running against higher wages for workers might not be easy, but we know who will bankroll the opposition: The rich people who own businesses. And whereas Seattle's labor unions and left-wing activists were able to effectively force the local business community to the table, it's not clear the left has nearly as much power in New York, where Wall Street and real estate interests remain extremely influential. For one thing, the Socialist Alternative Party and Sawant in particular were a driving force in Seattle—the New York equivalent is likely the Working Families Party, but the WFP basically caved on challenging Governor Andrew Cuomo at the party's convention earlier this month after he made a vague promise (from which he subsequently walked back a bit) to let localities throughout the state boost their minimum wage laws.

That's one obstacle unique to New York City: It needs the approval of officials in the state capital of Albany to craft its own economic policies, potentially throwing a wrench in plans to make it the next $15-an-hour paradise.

"New York City's economy is larger than the economy of 45 states, so it's a little ironic that it even needs state permission to do this," said James Parrott, chief economist at the local Fiscal Policy Institute, who called a $15 minimum wage "the most important thing that could be done to reduce poverty in New York City."

But even if betting on a $15 minimum wage spreading to every large American city in the near future is a bit sanguine, the idea itself should creep toward the political mainstream over the next few years. Who knows, maybe 2016 Democratic presidential frontrunner and regular Goldman Sachs guest speaker Hillary Clinton will have to get on board, however half-heartedly, by the time she jumps in the race, if only to placate activists skeptical of her ties to the 1 percent.

"Only a year ago the corporate media and politicians were either ignoring us or scoffing at the idea of $15," Sawant told me, "and now it's become a fact."

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VICE Profiles: Teenage Bullfighters

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Michelito Lagravere is 16. The day he was born, his bullfighter father was battling a bull. At four years old, Lagravere would run around his house with a towel and "fight" his pet dog. He killed his first calf at six. At 11, he killed six bulls in a single day. By age 14, Lagravere officially turned into the youngest bullfighter ever.

For this episode of Profiles by VICE, we went to Merida, on Mexico's Yucatán Peninsula, to meet this young bullfighter, his parents, and his younger brother André "El Galo," who is poised to follow in his brother's footsteps. The Lagravere brothers are destined for greatness in an old (and questionable) Mexican tradition.

Canadian Police Forces Want to Protect You with Military Battle Gear

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Photo via Surete de Quebec.
Last week, media reports described a city “under siege” as the RCMP hunted for a man who killed three police officers and injured two others in Moncton, New Brunswick last Wednesday. The heavily armed police force deployed armoured vehicles, helicopters, and a robot to find the gunman—while officers patrolled the streets in full-combat uniform. All of this military gear brought back unfortunate memories of the clash between Mi’kmaq protesters and heavily armed New Brunswick RCMP officers, snipers, and private police forces that rocked the province late last year.

If you’re confused as to when the RCMP started to operate like the Canadian Armed Forces, you probably haven’t realized yet that Canadian police have been following the lead of the US in militarizing their equipment and intervention tactics.

This is happening all over the country. Two weeks ago, the Service de Police de la Ville de Montréal (SPVM) announced its intention to purchase two sound cannons to be used during protests. The devices would give police officers the ability to beam painful tones and yell out orders over a distance of up to one kilometre, thanks to an amplifying system that can reach 143 decibels (exposure beyond 140dB can cause permanent damage to eardrums).

If the idea of the police blasting noise at people at the same level as a jet engine doesn’t raise your suspicions, consider that the device—the Long Range Acoustic Device or LRAD, as its official name goes—was developed by a private defence company after the US destroyer USS Cole was attacked by Somali pirates off the coast of Yemen in 2000.

That’s right: Montreal police essentially consider protesters dangerous enough to use a weapon that was developed in order to fight AK-47-wielding hostage takers that are most likely high on khat, and very low on cash.

To be fair, the SPVM has pledged not to use the sound cannons alert function, which consists of blasting high-pitched, unbearable noises meant to make everyone run away. They said they’ll only use the cannons amplifying system to communicate with protesters. But this also raises questions as to why the cops would bother spending $18,000 on devices they will only use for half of their functions.

The SPVM isn’t the first police force to have acquired the LRAD. Back, in 2010, Toronto police were very eager to show off their new sonic weapon during the G20 summit, but the Ontario Superior Court ruled the alert function couldn’t be used. The RCMP, which uses sound cannons for marine operations, said to the Globe and Mail at the time that they didn’t support the use of the LRAD as a crowd-control tool.

The sound cannon is just one of the many examples that reveal the worrisome tendency among Canadian police forces to upgrade their fleets and equipment to military standards. In the past four years, Ottawa, York, Ont, Quebec City and Montreal have all acquired Tactical Armoured Vehicles (TAV), aka urban tanks.

More worrisome is the “Cougars for cops” program that unfortunately has nothing to do with matching young police officers with middle-aged women—and more to do with surplus Cougar tanks being transferred by the Canadian Armed Forces to local municipal police and RCMP forces. New Glasgow, a town of about 9,500 people in Nova Scotia, got a tank that was previously used in the Balkans and Somalia. In British Columbia, the RCMP said they would parade their own surplus tanks in the streets even if there’s no need for it, just to get the public used to them and train officers for urban combat. Feel safe yet?

Violent crime has been steadily decreasing in large Canadian cities in the past few years, including in Vancouver, and the latest terrorist incidents on Canadian soil have caused no casualties—unless you count the murder attempt on Pauline Marois in 2012, which killed one—so I’m not quite sure what kind of urban combat Canadians should be preparing for.



Image from G20 protests in Toronto, via Flickr user Lariposte.
But police forces seem to think differently. In 2008, Montreal’s SPVM sought the help of the Canadian Armed Forces after the riots in Montreal North revealed they were unprepared to deal with this type of event. It’s unclear why the SPVM chose to seek advice from the army rather than collaborate with other police forces on the continent that have had to deal with riots in recent years—unclear, but not surprising.

Armed forces around the world have been increasingly consulted for their expertise in urban conflict. Israel’s experience in the Palestinian territories is probably the most authoritative, and the US have lots to say about their time in Iraq and Afghanistan. And it’s not just national armed forces either; in fact private defense companies are the ones who benefit the most through consulting services and selling police forces equipment that was initially designed for war.

Their advice is in great demand for such matters as riot control, counter-terrorism, and the war on drugs, and has been applied so vehemently that anti-riot police and SWAT teams across the continents now pretty much look and act like soldiers. Regular policing hasn’t been spared—tasers, closed-circuit televisions, and shoot-to-kill policies are just some of the new items on the list of military-like equipment and tactics that will continue to grow as long as police forces keep on militarizing.

The official rhetoric used to justify such purchases is that police forces should be prepared for anything, but there seems to be no limit to the level of aggression they’re trying to foresee. Some of the arguments used are frankly questionable.

“I don’t see us as militarizing police; I see us as keeping abreast with society. And we are a gun-crazy society,” former Los Angeles police chief William Bratton said a few years back. If the US wants to keep playing the game of escalating gun violence, it’s up to them, but Canada can’t exactly be called “gun-crazy,” so why should we do the same?

Militarizing our police forces means big bucks for the companies that manufacture equipment and provide consulting services. The global homeland security and public safety market is expected to grow from $305 billion in 2011 to $546 billion by 2022, with more than half of the playing field dominated by American companies. The US sector will double between 2009 and 2018, that’s probably more than any other industry, especially during a time of recession.

The best way for these companies to enter national markets is to get contracts during large international events, which are required by organizing committees and participating nations to provide a high level of security—think G8 and G20 summit, the Olympics, or the World Cup. We know this all too well; the security operation around the 2010 Vancouver Olympics ended up costing close to $1 billion a far cry from the $175 million originally predicted. Security costs for the 2010 G8 and G20 summits, when Toronto police wanted to show off their sound cannon, also cost $1 billion.

“Security, especially for these kind of mass public events… is big business. There's a lot of money to be made, and very much of this militaristic-type security is provided by private corporations,” said Michael Kempa, associate professor of criminology at the University of Ottawa.

Standards are raised at each event and millions get spent on equipment and training. The upcoming soccer World Cup in Brazil will be no exception; the government has pledged $900 million to ensure the event will be “one of the most protected sports events in history.” On top of purchasing badass toys such as a RoboCop-like suit or the elite squad, US-designed military robots, and glasses with face-recognition cameras, Brazil police have been trained by Israeli security and intelligence experts among others. A total of 170,000 police officers, military soldiers and private security agents will be deployed specifically for World Cup security.

Of course, if these experts stopped to think for a second, they might realize that Brazil’s police are one of the most violent in the world, and that all this influx of cash, training, and equipment into local police forces for a month-long event might very well backfire on the local population in the near future. The security apparatus will likely stay in place beyond the World Cup and Olympics, and will become the new standard for urban security around the world.


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We Should Stop Eating Such a Freakish Amount of Chicken

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We Should Stop Eating Such a Freakish Amount of Chicken

The Ontario Election Is Thoroughly Depressing

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The bleak sight of uninspiring democracy. Photo via Flickr user MGifford.
There is a palpable lack of inspiration surrounding the bleak race for Ontario premier. This election is so completely drenched in lameness, that a movement is circulating online for people to “decline” their ballot. This would require a voter to actually show up at a polling station, wait in line, receive their ballot, then hand the ballot back to the voting officer while declaring that they are not interested in voting whatsoever. This will officially result in a “none of the above” vote.

Canadian democracy is so exciting these days.

In case you haven’t really been keeping up with the non-stop snoozefest that is the 2014 provincial election in Ontario, your options are sad at best. First we have the incumbent Liberal party who royally fucked us all out of a billion dollars because they decided the construction of two major gas plants would hurt their party politically—so they canceled said plants—and apparently tried to destroy the evidence by deleting emails and other relevant documents. While this all went down under the watchful, twitchy eye of Dalton McGuinty, his successor Kathleen Wynne was around during this whole debacle—though she is not being accused of any specific wrongdoing in connection to the scandal.

Now, the Ontario Provincial Police is stepping up their investigation into how and why the proof behind the gas plant cancellation was destroyed, and they have already interviewed Dalton about this at least once. So to summarize, if you vote Liberal you are implying that you’re okay with a party that’s currently involved in a provincial police investigation—a party that also appears to have lost the province a billion dollars, simply because they stupidly tried to maintain political power by canceling some unpopular gas plants. It’s astounding, really.

But just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, there’s the Conservative party. In their defence, they really don’t have anything as overwhelmingly negative hanging over their heads as the gas plant scandal, though that just may be because the Conservatives haven’t been in charge of the province since 2003. The last guy they had in power, Mike Harris, Tim Hudak’s BFF, helped oversee the amalgamation of Toronto—which created a clusterfuck of a city map that has allowed Rob Ford to run both downtown Toronto and the suburbs. Mike is also the same classy gentleman who proclaimed he wanted “the fucking Indians out of my park” during the Ipperwash Crisis that resulted in the death of Dudley George.

Their new guy, Tim Hudak, is running on a campaign of small government. He says he’s going to cut 100,000 jobs out of the Ontario government, which he claims is part of a larger plan to create one million other jobs over the next eight years. While economists seem to disagree on whether or not this cut of 100,000 jobs could create an economic catastrophe (Wynne has gone as far as saying it would result in a recession), a professor from the Ivey School of Business told the Toronto Star this hack-and-slash plan could lead to “significant slowdown—but not technically a recession.”

Ultimately, it seems as if one million jobs over the next eight years really isn’t all that impressive. In the 1990s, a million jobs in eight years was standard, which can arguably be credited to a strong global economy. Right now, the most recent figure to go by in Ontario is 500,000 jobs over eight years. There isn’t strong evidence to suggest cutting public jobs will help that number along whatsoever. And if we’re counting on a healthier economy in the first place, the PCs may have very little to do with getting more Ontarians into the workforce.

Plus, Hudak backed down on his plan to dismantle the LCBO and Beer Store monopoly over Ontario's liquor sales. Bummer.

This is not to mention that Hudak’s attack on the public sector is gaining him some very powerful enemies: namely, the police. The OPP’s union released an attack ad against Hudak that has opened up big questions about the amount of politicking police can do during an election. This campaign, mixed with their investigation into the Liberals, would indicate the provincial cops are none too stoked over the 2014 provincial race either.

Which leads us to the NDP.

Andrea Horwath is team captain this time, and so far she’s been about as exciting as an orange peel. That could have been a good thing—considering the Liberals have been a bit too exciting this year—but given that she’s part of the new cohort of NDP politicians living in Jack Layton’s technicolour shadow, you would hope that she would be bringing a bit of liveliness to an otherwise dismal election. Horwath has said she is motivated by “anger,"which isn’t a great look. Plus, her anger has apparently not fueled the production of anything resembling a coherent campaign.

In fact, 34 members of the NDP wrote Horwath an open letter explaining that they feel “deeply distressed” by her sloppy leadership, and openly threatened to not even vote for her this time around. Howarth was the one who forced this miserable election in the first place by not supporting the Liberal budget, which has been described by the NDP’s own members as the “most progressive budget in recent Ontario history.” They argue that Horwarth’s dismissal of the Liberal plan has opened up the door for the Conservatives to crush the sketchy-looking Liberals and take over the province.

So, who to vote for?

The Toronto Star, despite all of the Liberal financial fuck-ups over the past 11 years, have endorsed Wynne. Their editorial board wrote that Wynne has “earned a fresh mandate,” arguing that even though Wynne is dragging the baggage of McGuinty behind her, she’s done a good job of forging a fresh vision for the future during her 16 months in power—adding that the opportunity to come out looking like the clear opposition choice has been squandered by both Hudak and Horwath.

The National Post has thrown their weight behind Tim Hudak, citing a well-reported catalog of fuck-ups by the Liberals as the clear reasoning behind their choice. It’s hard to argue with their endorsement given the Liberals’ repeated and costly scandals, but it may be even more difficult to swallow the pill of Progressive Conservatism given the party’s not-so-distant past in Ontario as awful governors.

Then there’s the Toronto Sun, who are probably supporting Hudak, but are more noticeably embroiled in an unpleasant controversy after they published a political cartoon showing a bloodied and broken pair of Wynne’s trademark glasses, laying beside a few broken teeth. This has opened up the Sun to a justifiable backlash, accusing them of making light of violence against women. Stay classy, Sun Media!

Obviously, no one is supporting Andrea Horwath, unless you count the front-page ad the NDP bought on the cover of Toronto’s Metro commuter paper advertising her imaginary lead the morning after a leadership debate. It’s a shame, given the obvious opportunity for an opposition party to breathe fresh air into this lifeless race. But, there we have it.

FInally, the Globe and Mail’s editorial board is supporting a Conservative minority, which is a bit of a cop-out. Obviously they want to scold the Liberals for their ongoing crappiness, but not so much that the Conservatives should be allowed to completely take the reigns. I didn’t realize that editorial endorsements could be issued a la carte...

So, in that case, if you want a recommendation from us here at VICE Canada, here it is: the Liberals run the office Monday-Friday, but the Conservatives get every other Tuesday. And the NDP can come by on Thursdays to facilitate pizza lunch.

If you don’t like that, just vote for none of the above.
 

@patrickmcguire

I Work as a 'Human Table' at Indian Weddings Because I'm a White Girl

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A typical message from my employer

"I have a degree, you know," I tell the semi-circle of moustachioed men around me, but they don't seem too bothered. "And I'm getting paid 10,000 Rupees [$170] to do this." Their expressions suddenly change; they seem interested. "But that is a lot of money," they say. Yeah, it is. Why the hell else would I be doing this? Few jobs are so bad that they cause a woman to envy a pole dancer. Look at her, suspended above that giant cocktail glass, awash with the green glow of the lasers, dry ice, and the penetrative stares of a gang of voyeuristic 60-somethings, twirling around like she owns the place.

Lucky bitch.

I wish I had her job. But instead, this evening I get to be an inanimate object. Not in the sense of being objectified, like, "Women are just pieces of meat." No—literally. Tonight, I am going to be a table! A human table wearing a glow-in-the-dark fireman's hat.

This is what it looks like to dress as a table.

Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of "White Girl Jobs" in India. Every backpacker who's wandered the pavements of Mumbai will have encountered the overly-friendly young men lurking round the Leopold Cafe trying to scout random travelers for “starring roles" in upcoming Bollywood blockbusters. This is already kind of old hat. Watch any recent Bollywood film and in almost every dance, club, or party scene there will be a group of white men or women inexplicably placed amid the pros, looking lost and bewildered.

But now there is a new trend growing among India's middle classes. They've started to employ white Western girls to hang out at weddings, doing various weird things purely because they—we—are white and Western. Jobs can include anything from greeting guests while dressed as a London Beefeater, to leading the bride and groom's wedding procession on the back of a horse, to being a human statue.

Or, in my case, handing out drinks while dressed as a table—then standing there waiting to have the empties deposited back onto me. It really is as interesting and embarrassing as it sounds.

Among the luxuries at a wedding are an uncooked turkey and lobster

Nevertheless, it pays well, and in many senses this is the whole point. It is impossible to ignore the uncomfortable racial and post-colonial undertones at play in my situation. For whatever reason, affluent Indians seem to place a premium on pale skin, and anyone rich enough to pay for ethnically white people to work as living furniture at their weddings is seen as kind of a big deal.

Back in the days of empire, no colonial Indophile worth their salt would have been without their harem of Indian entertainers. From snake charmers to sitar players, imperialists loved to surround themselves with what, to them, seemed exotic. Today, the roles have been reversed—an irony I mulled over as I stood there, laden with drinks.

Apparently a wedding planner ran out of things to spend money on

From start to finish, the whole experience was insane. I received a call from a fierce-sounding Eastern European woman whose job it is to approve your pictures and measurements, then arrange a time and place to meet. In my case, this was a station right at the outskirts of the city. "Make sure you are there by five o'clock, otherwise no payment!" I was warned. "I mean it girls, don't fucking mess me around!"

I got there at five and then... nothing. By six, a few more girls had showed up—predominantly sad Russians speaking nothing but sad Russian. By seven, one of the guys who'd scouted me in central Mumbai had arrived, carrying three crappy phones, two of which he was speaking into simultaneously. His name was Pinky. He'd just got WhatsApp, he told me. And could he add me on it?

The next thing I knew, the ten of us were being bundled into a white Toyota Innova with "TOURIST" printed on the side—like we weren't conspicuous enough already—and driven off to god knows where. Like, seriously. I had no idea where we were going. I thought I was doing a two- to three-hour job on the outskirts of Delhi but eventually turned up seven hours and 200 miles later in Ludhiana, Punjab.

Upon arrival I hung around in the Green Room for an indeterminable length of time while "The Client" (whose identity is very rarely revealed) decided which of us were lucky enough to be allowed to work. While this process was going on, we were showered with the attentions of some Punjabi rappers. "They live in Canada," we were assured on a number of occasions. "They are very famous."

The green room: "Some famous Punjabi rappers… They live in Canada"

Most of the girls I met were either interning or studying in Delhi and doing the odd job to make ends meet. One of them told me she "couldn't believe" where she'd ended up: "This is where three years working my ass off at Oxford got me—dressed in a turban, miming playing the violin, while saxophone music blares in the background."

Some of the girls—from my experience, mainly Russians—work full-time on contracts. They get paid upwards of R80,000 a month ($1350—not bad at all in India), as well as having their accommodation and living expenses covered. However, these girls are pretty much unable to refuse work, no matter where or what it is or how long it lasts.

Most of them didn't seem to have any complaints but it just seemed kind of weird and fucked up to me. Perhaps they work their way up until one day they become that terrifying voice at the end of the line, ordering girls to pick-up points.

The stage. These have hosted everything from strippers to Hindi karaoke.

In the end, I can hardly complain of exploitation as a result of my alabaster skin in a country where millions are exploited every day for having the "wrong" skin tone. I was getting paid $170 for two hours' work—relatively huge compensation for this easy (albeit brain-hemorrhagingly frustrating) line of work. The main inequity, I felt, wasn't one suffered by me—or even the guys who felt like they needed to splash a bunch of money around just to have some white chicks dance to "Sunny Sunny Yaariyan" with them on the dance floor. It was that I was earning double the amount of the native Indian girls who were also working at the event. And why? Because I'm Western and white.

I guess you could call it positive-exploitation. But standing around as a table, I didn't feel all that positive.


Here Be Dragons: Sorry, Internet, a Computer Didn't Actually 'Pass' the Turing Test

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If you believe the headlines, a major milestone in the rise of the machines was passed this weekend. The basic gist, from a Press Association report: “A ‘super computer’ has duped humans into thinking it was a 13-year-old boy to become the first machine to pass the Turing test, experts have said.” Of course, other outlets have interpreted this news in their own enthusiastic ways; the sensationalistic Daily Mail, for instance, dialed it up a level, insisting the result showed that the computer "can 'think.'"

But what really happened? A computer program called Eugene Goostman took part in an event at the Royal Society in London, held on the 60th anniversary of Turing’s death, in which five machine intelligences held text-based conversations with a panel of three judges with the intention of tricking them into believing they (the machines) were human. The idea of the challenge, famously devised by Alan Turing in 1950, is that if a machine can have a meaningful conversation with a human, it suggests very strongly that it may be sentient—that it can "think" on some level.

The Goostman software posed as a young Ukrainian boy who wrote in somewhat broken English, successfully convincing one of the three judges, or 33 percent. On this basis, the organizer—cybernetics showman professor Kevin Warwick—declared that they had passed a threshold of 30 percent required to "pass" the test, opening up a new era in artificial intelligence. “This milestone will go down in history as one of the most exciting,” Warwick told the press.

It does seem exciting, yes, but there is a serious problem at play here: The machine didn't actually pass Turing’s test. An AI is said to pass the Turing Test if it can reliably fool human interrogators. As Turing put it in his original paper:

We now ask the question, "What will happen when a machine takes the part of [the test subject] in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace our original, "Can machines think?"

The key words here are "reliably" and "often." Turing didn’t ask whether a machine could ever, on a single occasion, convince a human judge that it too is human; he asked whether a machine could do so reliably. In this instance, a single judge was fooled—an impressive achievement, sure, but not exactly the kind of robust, repeatable science described in Turing’s paper.

Another problem is how the judge was fooled. In this respect, the approach Eugene Goostman’s developers took is brilliant—a textbook case of using lateral thinking to exploit loopholes and ambiguities in the rules of a contest.

The program itself is fairly standard stuff, a type of chatterbot that uses some combination of language processing, keyword matching, and large databases of text to choose appropriate responses to text input, thus simulating a conversation. Chatterbots can do some pretty cool and interesting things—Apple’s Siri is one example—but they don’t generally fool humans.

To win this contest, Goostman’s developers added one key ingredient. Rather than try to beat the challenge head on, they tricked a judge into making allowances for their software, according to Wikipedia, by portraying their machine as “a 13-year-old boy from Odessa, Ukraine, with a father who works as a gynecologist, and who owns a pet guinea pig.” Obvious fuck-ups that would normally have given the game up in seconds—nonsense sentences or inappropriate replies to questions—could then be explained by the "boy’s" poor English skills or youth.

It’s clever, and hats off to them, but I doubt it's what Alan Turing had in mind when he devised the test, and it raises all sorts of questions about the rules. Is there a minimum age limit for AIs taking part? Why not have an AI that pretends to be an eight-year-old, or a toddler? What about someone with the English skills of a recently discovered Brazilian tribesman? We shouldn't deny Eugene its achievement, of course—as an exercise in fooling humans, Goostman is fascinating—but it has no real understanding of what it’s saying. It’s a superb piece of engineering, but it isn’t a machine that can think.

All this makes you wonder how useful modern day versions of the Turing test have actually been in driving artificial intelligence research in the last few decades. Researchers in the machine learning field often talk about "strong AI" versus "weak AI." Strong AI is what you’d imagine: a sentient machine, general in purpose and knowledge—think Data from Star Trek, or HAL from 2001, or the Machine from Person of Interest. In contrast, weak AI is more narrow; it has no real intelligence or awareness and relies on fairly specific tricks and techniques to solve a particular problem—think Siri, or predictive texting, or Google’s news clustering algorithms.

Turing devised his test with strong AI in mind. He believed that sentience and information integration in some sort of "conscious" mind would be necessary for a computer to achieve a meaningful dialogue with a human, and that this mind would need to be connected to some way of experiencing the world, perhaps through a mechanical body. “In the process of trying to imitate an adult human mind, we are bound to think a good deal about the process which has brought it to the state that it is in,” he wrote.

In contrast, weak AI has dominated the modern incarnations of his test, and many of the competitors have been little more than browser games—chatterbots designed and engineered specifically to try to pass a pretty low threshold. Eugene Goostman is the strongest competitor to date, and a fantastic bit of work, but I’m sure the developers would be the first to admit that it has little value in terms of strong AI research, while commercially it’s less interesting than more focused applications, such as Siri.

Arguably, researchers have made a lot more progress pursuing other challenges. IBM’s Watson supercomputer, which famously beat human contestants on Jeopardy, is still very much a weak AI—though, since it has something like 80 teraFLOPS of processing power, you wouldn’t say that to its face. It's also far in advance of anything taking part in Turing tests in terms of its ability to integrate information and extract meaning from it, one of the key measures of sentience. Watson may not be able to chat as fluently as Goostman, but it is capable of understanding far more.

Perhaps the most important thing we’ve learned from this is that achieving a 33 percent score on the Turing test isn’t as big a deal as we thought it was, and doesn’t bring us any closer to birthing our future machine overlords. Decades from now, a machine will arrive that can beat Turing’s challenge reliably, and that day will be mildly terrifying. For now, though, I’m not convinced that contests like Professor Warwick’s— with generous terms and a focus on quick wins and PR—are going to bring that day any closer.

Follow Martin Robbins on Twitter.

We're Really Starting to Panic About Heroin in America

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A recent demonstration raising an uptick in heroin use in Michigan. Photo via Flickr user Ricky Cain

Last week offered a window into the steadily intensifying collective freak-out over heroin use in America. Governor Bobby Jindal, Republican of Louisiana, signed into law a bill raising the maximum penalty for heroin distribution in his state to 99 years imprisonment. Ohio gubernatorial candidate Ed FitzGerald, a Democrat, proclaimed that users of heroin were not being punished severely enough. New Jersey law enforcement officials announced a sweeping 1.5 month multi-agency anti-heroin “initiative” had yielded at least 325 arrests, 280 of which were apparently “users” only. And Texas authorities said that the amount of heroin seized in the state has exploded by 500% since 2013.

What the hell is going on here?

In this era of purported Twitter enlightenment, a notion is sometimes propagated that respectable society has finally transcended the bad old days of reactionary, anti-empirical drug policy, marked by buffoonish, overheated anti-drug rhetoric and an emphasis on meting out retributive justice for relatively minor offenses. Public figures today profess to advocate a more “compassion”-based approach. And it’s true that there has been some degree of transcendence, insofar as the laughably insane rhetoric of the 1980s is heard less frequently today. Yet somehow, right now, in June 2014, we find ourselves in the midst of what can only be described as a classic, full-fledged moral panic, this time over heroin—the kind of panic that inevitably wreaks massive suffering on society’s most vulnerable. To which I respond: Are we really going down this road again?

Considering the United States’ record of enacting spectacularly damaging public policy in response to perceived drug “epidemics“—i.e. erecting a regime of mass incarceration and punishment to counter the alleged scourge of crack—perhaps we are at a moment when our collective sense of skepticism should be especially heightened. Politicians are increasingly advancing proposals to expand law enforcement powers and resources on the basis of questionable statistical inferences; we’ve seen this movie before. Predictably, media are by and large reporting on the issue in the familiar language of fraught moralism, with tacit acceptance of the government’s premises thrown in for good measure. On May 28, even the estimable public radio outfit WNYC matter-of-factly tweeted, “NY Senate Task Force Moves to Attack Heroin Epidemic.”

Wait just a sec, please: It seems a little strange to simply take as established fact that the state of New York is currently beset by a heroin “epidemic”—and even if there did exist a heroin epidemic, whether “attacking” is called for would be an entirely separate question. First, we ought to clarify what exactly is meant by “epidemic.” The term is colloquially associated with viral outbreaks and other epidemiological trends. Heroin is, of course, not a communicable disease, but an opioid that happens to be prohibited by the government; no one can “catch” heroin in the way they could catch a virus or a rash. Thus the term is at the very least imprecise, and at worst wildly misleading. And if there were ever circumstances under which journalistic precision should be most demanded, you’d think it would be with respect to declarations of public health crises.

Then we have the exhortation to attack this alleged problem. Invariably, an "attack” equals some action by government officials, most often in the realm of law enforcement. One recent such effort was announced May 27 by Democratic US Senator Chuck Schumer, who held a press conference calling for the allocation of $100 million to the interstate High Intensity Drug Trafficking Areas Program. “Schumer hopes the funding will help develop information-sharing between federal agencies and local law enforcement,” reported the Newark Star-Ledger.

I figured it would be advisable at this juncture to to consult with Kathleen Frydl, the historian and author of The Drug Wars in America, 1940-1973, who has documented past instances of moral panics giving rise to deleterious public policy outcomes. Frydl noted with bafflement that no media apparently thought it relevant to press Schumer on the wisdom of his heroin interdiction proposal. “Senator, what makes you think $100 million on ramped up heroin enforcement will provide any meaningful response to the heroin epidemic?” she wondered, articulating a theoretical query along those lines. “In the wake of sustained failure, what makes you think this new step will make any difference whatsoever? Hundreds of millions have come before it doing precisely the same thing.”

Schumer is not some dunce. He can recognize ‘the war on drugs has failed’ is pretty much conventional wisdom at this point. It therefore stands to reason that there are other motives for his proposal. Indeed, law enforcement authorities have a vested interest in fostering the belief that additional funds for their agencies are necessary to combat a emergent wave of drug crime. “The state has come to rely upon the very tools that the drug war furnishes it,” Frydl added, “whether it's policing across the country, or supplying aid covertly and otherwise throughout the developing world. The drug war provides the state with many valued tools of statecraft.” And the New York law enforcement apparatus is a formidable constituency of Schumer’s.

Expanding the powers of the state to control heroin has been a thoroughly bipartisan venture of late. Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has already embraced a whole host of new interdiction initiatives and "public awareness" campaigns, and is frequently asked about the government’s role in addressing heroin use at his town hall meetings across the state. Christie is also an avid supporter of so-called “drug court,” which is generally portrayed as a broad-minded alternative to the criminal justice system for drug offenders, but ironically is itself an extension of the criminal justice system. “When people can seek treatment with confidentiality and no fear of state reprisal, that's when I'll know we're in a treatment-based world,” Frydl said. “Anything that belongs to the criminal justice apparatus is part and parcel with the drug war.”

 

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But for the time being, authorities in positions of power are fermenting hysteria. Last week, at a nondescript high school in a thoroughly nondescript section of New Jersey, I attended a presentation advertised as addressing the “nationwide heroin epidemic.” Upon arrival, I learned the event was being led by Douglas Collier, a former DEA and CIA agent. Strident in his fatherly bravado, Collier defined his basic mission as to “eliminate the people who are poisoning our communities,” i.e., people suspected of committed crimes associated with heroin and other opioids.

Collier carried himself in a manner reminiscent of how your officious 8th grade health class teacher maintained order. He made a point of calling on attendees who hadn’t raised their hands, apologizing for “putting them on the spot” while nonetheless putting them on the spot to participate. His powerpoint slides displayed disconcerting mug shots of young people arrested for heroin-related violations. The prototypical heroin user had previously been thought of as that “deep-ally person,” he warned the crowd, “but now it’s our kids.” To defeat this alleged menace, the mantra Collier aimed to drill home in parents was simple: “Zero tolerance. You’re not their friend. Drugs kill.” He urged them to intensify their child-surveillance tactics.

After the session, I couldn’t help but walk up to Collier and challenge his shtick. Prefacing with, “And this is not meant as a slight, but…” I asked why he, rather than, say, a public health professional or an academic, was best qualified to speak on this issue. If heroin addiction is principally thought to be a “health” problem, then depicting it through the lens of law enforcement interdiction efforts seems ill-advised. Collier responded by characterizing himself as “a guy that understands the prevention side, the treatment side, and the law enforcement side. What I’m doing is collaboration, and I’m not afraid to take the lead. Because that was my expertise in DEA.” Now he works with the New Jersey Attorney General’s office as a “law enforcement liaison” for public outreach projects.

 

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None of this is to discount the mounting anecdotal evidence of social problems stemming from heroin abuse, or any one individual’s lived experiences. But the statistics suggest that proclamations of an ‘epidemic’ suddenly gripping the nation might be overblown. Use of the drug could well be increasing in prevalence in certain areas, but it is just as much worth bearing in mind that federal government data says 0.3 percent of Americans aged 12 and older used heroin in 2012, an increase of 0.1 percent since 2002. Now, an increase of a tenth of a percent might be worth examining, but that it should necessarily be reason to declare an “epidemic”—with all the term’s attendant hysterics—seems dubious. There is also the potential that a spike in heroin use could be mainly attributable to people switching over from prescription opioids, meaning overall use of opioids may not have increased much, if at all.

I would even concede that certain public policy actions in response to recent trends in heroin use may well be reasonable. But deploying additional law enforcement resources to interdict the drug and arrest nonviolent offenders would not seem to be among them, and neither would be stoking needless frenzy in the populace. A better first step would probably be to exclaim together, once and for all: “Wow, drug prohibition is continuing to fail dramatically, and we should really attempt something else.”

Follow Michael Tracey on Twitter.

Angry Venetians Have Had Enough of the Giant Cruise Ships Polluting Their City

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Cruise ships have been ploughing their way through Venice’s canals for the past couple of decades. You may have seen those canals, either IRL or in some mid-afternoon History channel show about 16th century art—they’re definitely not built to accommodate gigantic boats carrying thousands of people.

While mooring up in the Venice lagoon (near St Mark’s Square) might give tourists the kind of views they installed Instagram for, the boats’ giant engines are shaking the foundations of the centuries-old city and depositing a huge amount of pollution into the water every year. Local environmentalists, understandably, aren’t happy about this, and have been campaigning against the boat traffic for a number of years through the No Grandi Navi (No Big Ships) committee.

The group’s protests, though passionate, are usually relatively small. So while organizers were putting together a rally for this past Saturday, June 7, they presumably didn’t anticipate quite how large the day’s demonstration would become.

The campaign’s recent boost came courtesy of a scandal at the MOSE Project, the multi-million dollar flood protection system that broke ground 11 years ago and has since suffered a series of delays and setbacks. Over the past week the Italian judiciary uncovered how businessmen, retired police, and a number of public figures—including former mayor of Venice, Piergiorgio Orsoni, and former president of the Veneto region, Giancarlo Galan—had allegedly been siphoning off millions of Euros from the project by taking bribes from the consortium behind construction, the Consorzio Venezia Nuova, in return for fast-tracking the approval of contracts.

Riled up by both the nautical assault on Venice and the authorities’ apparent willingness to fill their pockets instead of doing their jobs properly, protesters gathered on Saturday at the Piazzale Roma in front of the Constitution Bridge. They were mostly 20-somethings holding “No Big Ships” banners and flags of the Most Serene Republic of Venice, the emblem of Venetian separatists who are campaigning for independence for the region of Veneto in a bid to avoid the corruption they say is rife in southern Italy.

Protesters holding No Grandi Navi (No Big Boats) signs

The demonstrators’ chants ranged from, “The lagoon has no fear,” to direct calls for politicians to stand down. “[Current president of the Veneto region] Luca Zaia should resign!” shouted one protester. “If he knew about the corruption, he must resign because he didn’t say anything. If he didn’t know, then he must resign anyway because he’s a dickhead!”

Besides that biting political commentary, people were mostly shouting about the Consorzio Venezia Nuova. “Today was supposed to be a day of action against big ships in the lagoon, but it’s now become a day of struggle against the Venetian system," announced one of the organizers. Another added: "In Venice, the mafia has a name: Consorzio Venezia Nuova."

At about 2:00 PM the crowd moved 100 yards up the road and began blocking the Liberty Bridge, which connects the group of islands that make up Venice to the rest of Europe. Aiming to stop tourists from boarding a cruise ship, the protesters started putting together a barrier, first out of their own bodies, then out of a more practical fishing net.

Protesters holding up a fishing net to block tourists from boarding a cruise ship

Bar leaving a crowd of tourists visibly confused, the protest didn’t really seem to achieve very much. Of course, finding a solution to a problem like this is always going to be complicated, and there's a lot more to be done than waving banners around in the street.

According to Venice city councilman Beppe Caccia, it’s not just a couple of “rotten apples” that need to be removed, but great chunks of the ruling system. “That’s why,” he told me, “we have proposed the dissolution of the Consorzio Venezia Nuova, as well as calling for a real, independent investigation into the progress of the work and the adequacy of the costs. Because a criminal system was used to bypass all those elements of audit and control."

Others, like Marco Baravalle, one of the demo’s organizers, had more instantly achievable goals. He told me that instead of having the ships anchor in the lagoon, therefore crossing the St Mark’s basin, they should stop in the stretch of water where the lagoon and the Adriatic Sea meet. From there, he said, tourists could be brought into the city on boats that don’t destroy what it is they’ve come to look at.

For now, however, the protesters have little control over what happens, leaving them to watch on as their city continues to deal with both the cruise ships and a ruling system apparently built upon corruption and greed.

@pietrominto

The VICE Guide to Self-Esteem

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Self-esteem: Everyone wants it. Industries are built around getting it and keeping it. Wars are started by people who don’t have it (or have too much of it). The secret to having self-esteem is realizing that you are already perfect. Let us show you just how incredible, special, unique, cool, intelligent, and super fucking fuckable you actually are.

AWESOME

No harm can come to you if you are awesome. Fortunately, you are awesome. If you're not awesome, convince yourself that you are. Once you do, people will cling to you like moths to an awesome flame. You are that flame. Burn, baby, burn.

Honorable mentions: abortions, America, affirmations 

Photo by Jake Lewis

BARS

Getting drunk is a foolproof confidence booster. It’s called “liquid courage” for a reason. Getting drunk inside a bar, surrounded by other false-confident boozers, means you’ll get talked to, hit on, and treated like royalty. You'll feel better about yourself without actually doing anything to make you a better person, which is faster and easier than attempting to get to the root of your problems via tedious introspection.

Honorable mentions: birthdays, better than (as in "You’re better than everyone else"), breaking up with your partner

CRYING

Crying is usually a sign that you’ve felt something that made you feel bad. Maybe your dad skipped your dance recital. Maybe your dad showed up to your dance recital drunk. Find the nearest friend, relative, lover, or complete stranger and cry in front of them. Chances are, they will want you to stop crying so much that they’ll comfort you with a hug or some words of wisdom. Since it feels so good to be comforted, some people will actually pretend to cry just to get sympathy. We like to call these people “power users” in the MMORPG known as life.

Honorable mentions: Charlie Sheen (king of self-esteem), confidence, coming hard (cumsplosion)

DELUSION

If self-esteem is what you seek, delusion is your best friend. There's no such thing as failure when you're delusional. When people are saying you can't do something, mentally flip them off and convince yourself you can. You are the greatest—with or without actual talent.  

Honorable mentions: dancing like no one is watching, dogs (who love you unconditionally), Donald Trump (the king of delusion)

EXCUSES

When delusion falls short, excuses are the next best thing. It's not your fault that there are so many obstacles in the way, stopping you from doing what you really want to do, and being who you really want to be. You would have been real successful if it weren't for your fucking parents and all those student loans. Have excuses handy for when you never even tried, and also when you do try and fail. It's hard to feel bad about yourself when nothing is your fault.

Honorable mentions: ego, ecstasy, emotional eating 

Photo via Flickr user storem

FUCKIN’

Nothing makes you feel better about yourself than knowing someone on this planet is down to get naked and rub parts with you. Getting laid is like a Five Hour Energy drink, but for your self-worth. Instead of five hours, though, it lasts for five days.

Honorable mentions: fuhgeddaboutit (childhood traumas, I mean), friends, Friends (the groundbreaking television program)

(YOU'RE) GOOD ENOUGH, YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH

...and doggone it, people like you!

Honorable mentions: giving, getting, groping

HATERS

The concept of the "hater" is the greatest gift God ever gave the human race. Any transgression you commit in life can be chalked up to folks being mad "jelly" about how tight you are. If life's got you down, just post that "haters gonna hate" GIF on your Facebook wall and call it a day. Telling your haters to fuck off makes you feel more powerful than that Scarface bro from that Goodfellas movie. 

Honorable mentions: "Hang in there, baby," horse (once you fall off, get right back on), huge dick/boobs

“I AM” STATEMENTS

It’s all about you. And by “it,” I mean “everything.” You are the center of the universe. Solidify this fact by repeating a daily mantra constructed of "I am" statements. Examples include:

"I am the architect of my life. I build its foundation and choose its contents."

"I am superior to negative thoughts and low actions."

"I am whatever you say I am. / If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? / In the paper, the news, every day I am. / Radio won't even play my jam. / 'Cause I am whatever you say I am. / If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? / In the paper, the news, every day I am. / I don't know, it's just the way I am."

Honorable mentions: Instagram, importance, ineffability

Photo via Flickr user ecodallaluna

JEWISH

If you want to have self-esteem, don’t be Jewish. It's as simple as that.

Honorable mentions: jerking off, joke (life is one), jail (avoid it)

KNOWLEDGE

You don't want knowledge. Remember Adam and Eve? Their lives got fucked because she ate from the Tree of Knowledge. Knowing things makes life so much worse.

Honorable mentions: kush (smoke that shit), kale (you can be a piece of shit in all other aspects of your life so long as you treat your body like a fuckin’ TEMPLE)

Photo via Flickr user Joe Bombardier

LOVE

A one-time fuck makes you feel good for five days, but romantic love makes you feel good for at least double that. It also has the added advantage of making you feel like life isn’t an endless, hellish ordeal you must suffer alone. 

Honorable mentions: lie (to yourself), “likes” (on Facebook), loser (you aren’t one)

MIRRORS

Avoid mirrors at all costs. When you're walking down the street, don't stare at yourself in storefronts. You'll always catch yourself at a bad angle. The stark emotional and physical truths that angle reveals will ruin your day. 

Honorable mentions: money ("You’re so..."), magic (believe in it), miracles (you are one)

NEGGING

Negging is a pickup-artist technique designed to make women feel so insecure that they'll have sex just to repair their damaged self-esteem. Any time you are criticized, assume you are being negged. Boss yelling at you for not having a stronger work ethic? He's probably trying to fuck you. Dentist says you don't floss enough? Man, does she want you. Girlfriend says you aren't fulfilling her emotional needs? Dang, could she be any hornier?

Honorable mentions: narcissism, neuroticism, networking

OSCAR

Winning an Oscar is a great way to boost your self-esteem—unless you’re Marisa Tomei and everyone thinks you didn’t really win. Then you'll probably feel like shit the rest of your life. Just like Marisa Tomei.

Honorable mentions: Oprah, Oprah’s friend Gayle, Oprah’s “spiritual partner” Stedman

Photo via Flickr user Montse PB

PREGNANT

Judging by the sick baby photos on all those hot social media sites, pregnancy is a surefire way to get attention like no other. You're brave for being pregnant—you're beautiful, glowing, and radiant. So always be pregnant.

Honorable mentions: Psychic (consult one), perfect (you are), playing hard

QUIT

Quitting is for losers. Winners never quit. You’ve worked so hard to convince yourself that you are the best, and frankly, it doesn't make sense for the best to quit. Sure you can take breaks, or put things on hold for a month or year or two. That's not quitting; that's taking a much-needed sabbatical from being a baller—as long as you get back on that horse and ride into a #WINNING sunset.

Honorable mentions: Quaaludes, Buzzfeed quizzes, Quagmire (that Family Guy character who thinks he’s the shit)

RETAIL THERAPY

It's amazing how buying something superfluous can make you legitimately feel better about yourself. Fuck conception—life begins at $500 smartphone! Are you out of money? Can you not afford to buy the hottest gadgets anymore? Take out a loan, or ask your mom and dad for some dough. Buying is the key to happiness. That's why money exists—to make people happier.

Honorable mentions: rich (more like $elf-e$teem, am I right?), running away (from your problems), rappers (love themselves)

Photo via Flickr user Susanne Nilsson

SELFIE

It feels amazing to get "likes" on that sweet mug of yours. Few things can compare with the feeling of people electronically affirming that you are attractive. Look at Marilyn Monroe; she had the greatest self-esteem of all time—all because of that pretty face! You also have a pretty face... you just need some better lighting.

Honorable mentions: smile, shitty friends (the more you have, the better you feel about yourself), Shallow Hal 

THERAPY (THE REAL KIND)

Therapists are pretty much surrogate parents who will ask you a bunch of questions about yourself and never interrupt you as you yell at them. They often have comfortable couches, leather-bound books, and look like Kelsey Grammer. Who wouldn't want to cry in Kelsey Grammer's arms?

Honorable mentions: "TrimSpa, baby" ("Do you like my body?"), "Treat yo self," TOUCHDOWN!!!

UNIVERSITY OF PINK

You know what Victoria's Secret is? She a bad bitch! No one has more confidence than the women who walk around with the word "PINK" written on the ass of their glorified sweatpants. 

Honorable mentions: unattainable, upstanding citizen (you are), ugly (you ain’t)

Photo via Flickr user thephotographymuse

VACATION

It always feels good to take a vacation, preferably to a place worse than where you live. A quick jaunt to Tijuana will make your studio apartment seem like the Palace of Versailles! 

Honorable mentions: Vern Troyer (has fucked Playboy models), vanity, virginity (lose it)

WHINE

Whining makes you feel better. This is why you blog. This is why you write think-pieces. This is why you express outrage on Twitter, even though only 224 people follow you. Those 224 people listen to you, and they call you “profound.” Ten years from now, your excessive whining will be winning you Pulitzers! 

Honorable mentions: working out, working (being gainfully employed), workin’ it (on the dance floor)

Photo by Flickr User Kiran Foster

(E)XES

We know you only date top quality people, but you should mix it up every now and then and date a total shithead. It might suck at the time, but remember that this person will provide you with a whole lot of happiness in the future when you Facebook-stalk them and see how they’re still a failure.

Honorable mentions: channel your inner Xena/Malcolm X, X chromosome (where my ladies at?!?), X names (you’ll always be one of a kind, Xolani!)

YES MEN

When you surround yourself with people who, for some reason, want to agree with you on everything, suddenly all your ideas are brilliant. That’s why George W. Bush still thinks he was the best president of all time.

Honorable mentions: YOLO, yoga, "You go girl!"

Photo via Flickr user Chris Corwin

ZOLOFT

When letters A through Y fails, you can always pop a happy pill. Or listen to Pharrell’s “Happy” on repeat. That always perks us up! In related news, we have lost our minds.

Honorable mentions: Zyprexa, ziprasidone, zoo (buy one)

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Community Groups Were Duped Into Joining the Telecom Industry's Anti-Net-Neutrality Coalition

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Activists protest Federal Communications Commission (FCC) plans to gut net neutrality in Washington last month. Photo via Flickr user Stephen Melkhisethian

What do an environmental group in Ohio, a small military radio program, and a network of rural hospitals in Texas all have in common? They appear on a list of coalition members for a group pressuring the government to abandon net neutrality—rules to prevent broadband providers from creating internet fast and slow lanes—but claim they did not intend to sign up for any such advocacy.

Last week VICE reported on a number of groups, funded by the cable and cell-phone industry, purporting to represent consumer advocates while lobbying the Federal Communication Commission (FCC) to allow the creation of a two-tiered internet. Broadband for America, one of the groups we profiled seeking to prevent the FCC from reclassifying broadband as a public utility, claims to be a broad "coalition of 300 internet consumer advocates, content providers, and engineers."

Not only is Broadband for America largely funded by a single contribution from the National Cable and Telecom Association (NCTA)—the trade group that represents Comcast, Cox, Time Warner Cable, and others—but a closer look at their member list reveals an almost random assortment of companies and community groups, many of which say they never intended to sign up for an anti-net neutrality coalition.

Bob Calvert, the host of TalkingWithHeroes.com, a radio program listed as a Broadband for American member, told us that he is not familiar with the net-neutrality debate. "My program is a nonpolitical program supporting our men and women who serve and who have served our country and their families," said Calvert, in response to an inquiry from VICE.

Another Broadband for America member, the Texas Organization of Rural & Community Hospitals, said it had joined only to support broadband access in rural and underserved areas, not on issues relating to net neutrality or the classification of broadband as a utility. "We will reexamine this endorsement and make a determination whether to continue supporting the coalition should we find that the current policies they are proposing would undermine the original goal of greater access for all Americans," said Dave Pearson, president of the group, which represents rural hospitals in Texas as the name suggests.

Don Hollister, the executive director of the Ohio League of Conservation Voters, said he was unaware of his organization being listed as a Broadband for America member. After our inquiry, Hollister wrote to us to share a message he sent to Broadband for America: "The Ohio League of Conservation Voters does not endorse your position on broadband. This is not a policy area that we take positions on. Why are we listed as a Broadband for America member? I am unaware of Ohio LCV taking any position on broadband issues and I have been Executive Director since 2011. The Ohio LCV is not a member of Broadband for America. Remove us from your listing of members."

Other groups we contacted were simply confused. "I'm not aware of them and I pay all the bills. I've never heard of Broadband for America," replied Keith Jackson, an accountant with the Spread Eagle Tavern & Inn, a cozy bed-and-breakfast in Ohio that is listed as a Broadband for America member.

The participation of other Broadband for America members includes more improbable stalwarts of the broadband industry agenda like a tile and roofing company, a Virginia college scholarship program, a golf club in Salem, Oregon, and the Eastern Shore Tourism Commission.

It's difficult to see Broadband for America as much more than an appendage of the Internet Service Provider (ISP) lobby seeking to manufacturer community support. A previous story on Broadband for America's coalition by journalist Eli Clifton noted that several seemingly random members had received generous funding from cable and telecom business groups. Broadband for America's president, according to its annual tax documents, is Bryan Tramont, a DC-based attorney and former chief of staff to former FCC Commissioner and current cable industry lobbyist Michael Powell. In 2012, Tramont wrote a legal brief in support of Verizon's successful lawsuit to block the FCC's previous attempt at establishing net neutrality.

The documents also list Beneva Shulte as part of the Broadband for America leadership. Shulte is a senior counselor to the DCI Group, a lobbying firm that represents Verizon and has long served as a political consulting firm to the US Telecom Association, a cable-industry trade group. Former Senator John Sununu, one of two honorary co-chairs of Broadband for America, is a well-paid board member at Time Warner Cable.

Broadband for America's advocacy against net neutrality is nothing new. When the FCC took up the regulations during President Obama's first term, Broadband for America—again touting its 300-member coalition—aired television advertisements claiming that the rules would "cripple development of the internet."

"Broadband for America is well practiced in the art of fooling people," says Tim Karr, senior director of strategy for Free Press. "Like other astroturf groups that have entered the debate over the future of the internet, BFA has erected a scrim of public-interest rhetoric to hide its true intentions: pushing the policy objectives of the nation's largest phone and cable companies. Sadly, the debate over issues like net neutrality and municipal Wi-Fi has been polluted by many such operations."

Broadband for America has taken a bipartisan approach to winning influence, retaining Democrats like former Congressman Harold Ford, and in previous years, SKD Knickerbocker, the political consulting firm led by President Obama's former White House communications director Anita Dunn. The group has also paid at least $1,360,545 in consulting fees to former Republican National Committee chairman Ed Gillespie. Gillespie left his consulting firm a few months ago to become the GOP nominee for US Senate in Virginia this November.

As for Broadband for America's coalition, we're still waiting to hear back from other members, like Buster's Auto Art and Judah International Christian Center, on why they are listed as supporters of the telecom industry's agenda.

Lee Fang, a San Francisco–based journalist, is an Investigative Fellow at The Nation Institute and co-founder of Republic Report.

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Texas Republicans Are in a War Over Weed

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Republicans in Texas battled over whether to support medical marijuana at the state GOP convention this past weekend. Photo via Wikimedia Commons

Texas conservatives descended on Fort Worth last week for the state Republican Party convention, a biannual political summit cum gun show where more than 10,000 of the country’s most blood-red activists come together to mingle and celebrate state sovereignty and all things Ted Cruz. While Republicans in other parts of the country have spent the past few months in pitched battle on just how far right the party should tilt, in Texas there is no such debate. As last week’s Republican primaries demonstrated, the Tea Party has already won the Lone Star State. The party platform, which delegates passed on Saturday, reads like a far-right manifesto, running down a laundry list of all the things Texas Republicans should hate—Obamacare, the EPA, Agenda 21, red-light cameras, the 17th Amendment—and a few things they like, namely homeschooling and gay-conversion therapy.

But there is at least one issue that divided Republicans at the Fort Worth Convention Center: weed. Behind the scenes, delegates on the party’s platform committees haggled last week over whether to include draft language laying out the state GOP’s position on medical marijuana. And on Saturday, the issue set off a floor fight that pitted the party’s more libertarian wing against the hard-line social conservatives that have long dominated Texas politics. 

The debate started on Wednesday when, for the first time ever, the party’s platform committee passed an amendment declaring that “Texans should have legal access to cannabis as a controlled narcotic prescribed by a physician.” But on Thursday night, as delegates finalized the platform language, the amendment was removed, replaced with softer language in favor of medica marijuana research. Predictably, the change didn’t satisfy anyone, and both supporters and opponents brought the issue to the convention floor on Saturday, giving all of the party’s delegates an opportunity to weigh in on prohibition.

Ultimately, the opponents of medical marijuana won, and the party voted to strike the medical marijuana research plank from the party platform, although they did vote to include an amendment supporting the legalization of hemp products. “We got the information out there, and we got some good feedback, especially on the research side,” said Zoe Russell, the assistant director for Republicans Against Marijuana Prohibition, a Texas-based advocacy group that led the push for the legalization amendment. “For the next go around, we’ll be more prepared to have better language, more specific language, that clarifies the ways that people use medical cannabis.”

Despite the loss, though, medical marijuana activists are heartened that the party is even considering a rethink on the issue, pointing to it as another sign of the seismic shift in the country’s attitudes toward weed. Medical marijuana is now legal in 22 states, and at least three other states are currently considering measures. And late last month, the House of Representatives passed a bipartisan amendment that would ban the DEA from using any federal funding to circumvent state medical marijuana laws.

“The fact that Republicans are having the discussion about medical marijuana is tremendous progress,” said Heather Fazio, the Texas political director for the Marijuana Policy Project. “Traditionally, they are known for shutting down any conversation on the topic.”

“After all,” she added, “prohibition is a big government idea which flies in the face of individual liberty, personal responsibility, and limited government. The point that seems to be particularly hitting home for many Republicans is that this is a health-freedom issue.”

Fazio and other legalization advocates concede that medical marijuana probably won’t be legal in Texas anytime soon. Most states that have passed marijuana legalization laws have done so by ballot initiatives, which Texas does not allow. That means that any loosening of prohibition will have to go through the state legislature, which tends to be dominated by hard-line conservatives.

“I think decriminalization is definitely going to be the first step,” said Republican political consultant Matt Mackowiak. “Legalization, though, would be admitting that the use of marijuana has no downside, and I don’t think the conservative movement has gotten there yet.”

Still, there are signs that resistance to legalization is softening in Texas, even among Republicans. A recent survey by Public Policy Polling found that 61 percent of Texas voters, including 55 percent of Republicans, support decriminalization measures that would make it a civil, rather than a criminal, offense to possess an ounce or less of marijuana—a move that Texas's Republican governor, Rick Perry, has said he supports. More surprisingly, the PPP survey found that 58 percent of Texans, including 48 percent of registered Republicans, support legalizing marijuana for both medical and recreational use.  

“Texas Republicans are a unique breed: conservative, Christian, and fiercely independent,” said Vincent Harris, a digital media consultant who helped engineer Ted Cruz’s upset victory in the 2010 Senate race. “The active libertarian streak is bringing the party closer to support of marijuana legalization.” But, Harris added, “I don't believe if legalization had been on the primary ballot that it would have passed.” 


Toronto City Council Will Decide if a 24 Hour Drop-In Centre for Women Is Necessary

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Monica Forrester speaks outside the Regent Park Community Health Centre. All photos via the author.
On Friday, over a hundred people gathered in Toronto’s downtown east end and listened as Monica Forrester—a transgendered woman of colour who has been working as a sex worker for 25 years—remembered a friend. “As we come together to rally, remember Carolyn Connolly,” she said. “Murdered at Sherbourne and Dundas and the killer still is walking among us, without any justice for a friend, a sex worker, she is very much missed here in Toronto.”

The attentive crowd was gathered at the Regent Park Community Health Centre for the “Reclaim the Streets!” rally and march, mere blocks from where Connolly, an aboriginal woman, was found dead in an alleyway in 2008. Since 2009, Reclaim the Streets! has marched in response to her murder, giving a voice to an epidemic of violence that has seen 1,181 documented cases of missing or murdered aboriginal women across Canada over the last 30 years.

This year’s march couldn’t come at a better time, as Toronto City Hall is scheduled to vote Tuesday on two proposed 24-hour drop-in facilities for women. The first of their kind in Toronto, the facilities would provide round-the-clock safe spaces for street-involved women, members of the LGBTQ community, sex workers, and women fleeing violence. They would offer services such as counseling, referrals, healthy food, laundry, and showers. Advocates say it’s a service that’s direly needed in Toronto, where shelters remain at or near capacity—often due to a lack of beds—can’t cater to women who make their money overnight.

Danielle Waters, right, and another marcher hold signs supporting trans rights during the Reclaim the Streets! march.
“I think it’s really important, that we need more shelter space for everybody in this city,” said one marcher, Danielle Waters, who identified herself as a queer trans woman. “Because there are way too many people that live on the margins, who are homeless, who don’t have safe spaces, even within the shelter spaces we have.”

Speaking with Monica Forrester later, she tells me that she has personally experienced violence and police brutality during her time as a sex worker. She says she didn’t report a sexual assault for years, fearing that because of her job, she would be treated as if it was somehow her fault. She agrees that a low-barrier facility is something Toronto desperately needs. “There’s nothing in Toronto that has anything at night for sex workers that are fleeing any form of violence,” she says. “This is very much needed in such a big city with various areas of the city in which sex workers work.”



Women hold banners and march through the downtown east. 
Last week the federal government also unveiled its newly proposed prostitution legislation,Bill C-36, which aims to limit sex workers’ ability to advertise, pay for security, or even work in many areas. Friday’s rally and march created a sounding board for women’s cries of warning, as many fear these laws will force sex workers further underground, facilitating an even more unsafe working environment.

Given this proposed legislation and the working climate it will encourage if exercised, drop-in facilities like the ones proposed in Toronto may become more needed than ever. Being open 24 hours could even stand as a precedent that other Canadian cities might be inclined to adopt.

Toronto is being given an opportunity to step up and provide a means of safety for women. Perhaps after all the publicity the city has received for its trainwreck mayor, it might be nice to get a little attention for doing something positive.

After all, Forrester says, sex work is not going away. “This is a global profession... Anyone that does sex work will navigate the system to make money,” she says. “The sad reality is, what is the outcomes of that? How many more sexual assaults? How many more missing women? How many more deaths?”


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I Don't Care How Many People Watch 'Orange Is the New Black'

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After a hefty helping of anticipation, Orange Is the New Black season two dropped last week. Despite my standing as an unapologetic contrarian who successfully avoided season one, I watched the first two episodes of the new batch. All the enormously positive reviews, never-ending stream of think pieces, and eye-catching advertising finally wore me down. The peer pressure didn't hurt, either. Never again do I want to hear someone ask me if I've seen Orange Is the New Black because he or she will think I'll like it. You were right. I liked it. Now leave me alone and go bother some other poor sap. Take yet another scalp for your collection. You've earned it.

Considering how often I hear about the show in real life and on social media sites, and that when I see the acronym "OITNB" I now know immediately what it means, it stands to reason that the show is very, very popular. That's a total shot in the dark guess, because Netflix refuses to release any viewership data. Despite media outlets anxiously entreating Netflix CEO Reed Hastings and CCO Ted Sarandos to spill the proverbial beans, they have not budged. Grantland TV critic Andy Greenwald said Netflix "stubbornly refuses to release any specific viewership data, but the company was sufficiently shocked by Orange’s quietly mushrooming numbers to admit it had become the most-watched series on its servers."

That seemingly innocuous quote came from the beginning of a fawning review of the new season of OITNB that contained more praiseworthy language than a Southern Baptist tent revival. The Hollywood Reporter also called Netflix "stubborn" for its policy in an article about House of Cards. Viewership is—as Netflix constantly reminds reporters—irrelevant to a service that people pay for up front.

But when even local news stations in Wisconsin report theatrical box-office numbers like they're Midwestern Nikki Finkes, the desire to know is more important than the actual need to know. Does a used car salesman in St. Louis need to know that Edge of Tomorrow bombed? Definitely not, but it does influence his opinion of the movie, even if he hasn't seen it. What TV critics don't realize is that by haranguing Netflix to release ratings and play by the old rules, they're completely undercutting their own power to influence the future of the medium.

Historically, the television industry has profited almost exclusively via an advertisement-based model. Thirty-second commercials are peppered through your favorite broadcast and basic cable program in order to pay for all that cocaine at the wrap party. The more viewers a show has, the more expensive it is for a company to buy a commercial, which means more of that sweet, sweet nose candy for the producers. Because of that, most of what was on television had to be broad, easy to understand, and capable of appealing to a wide cross section of the population in order to attract the most viewers so that networks could jack up ad rates (and buy more blow).

In 1970, the winner for Best Drama Series at the Primetime Emmy Awards was Marcus Welby, MD. If you know Marcus Welby, MD, and have seen an entire episode all the way through, then I ask you, how did you find this website and why did your nursing home IT department not block it? There are boobies on this site. Lots of them

Go ahead and look while you can. I won't be mad.

OK, for the rest of you, Marcus Welby, MD, was about an MD named Marcus Welby. Welby's major character flaw was he was just too fucking nice, which is a classic Shakespearean trope and natural wellspring for drama. This shit was cutting-edge in 1970, and it was the most popular television program in America. Let's say hypothetically speaking that critics of the period preferred fellow ABC stablemate Dan August, starring a young Burt Reynolds. Dan August was about a cop named Dan August whose major character flaw was that he was just too fucking cool. Nobody would have cared what critics thought, because it wasn't as popular as Marcus Welby, MD. Dan August got canceled after a season, even though Burt was about to become the biggest movie star in the country in a few years. 

The Television Critics Association didn't even have their own awards until 1985. Being a TV critic made about as much sense as writing detailed recaps of Sunday newspaper comic strips. I don't know about you, but regardless of what Beetle Bailey or the A-Team was up to in a given week, it usually wasn't worth writing 2,000 words about. TV was a distraction from life, not a reason to live.

Then, cable TV appeared in the late 1970s and early 1980s. HBO, Cinemax, Showtime, and other channels were subscription-based services—a novelty for the medium. There were no ads, because all that cocaine was paid for by the monthly fee required to access the content. For a while, these channels exclusively showed movies, but then they started dabbling in original content. There was a ton of softcore porn, a few middling sitcoms, too much Robert Wuhl, and not enough Crypt Keeper. HBO's OZ, The Sopranos, and Sex and the City were the first shows that would be considered on par with today's "Golden Age of TV." You had to pay attention, and you also had to watch the shows in order to even understand them.

Ratings didn't matter: Because with a subscription model, the cocaine was already paid for. Plus, syndication and DVD sales became potent secondary revenue streams. It was more important that a pay cable TV show be good, win awards, cultivate "buzz," and create a passionate fanbase that would come back for more and more than for it to get a large audience right out of the gate. Ad-based cable channels followed suit and nurtured middlingly popular but excellent shows like Breaking Bad until the world got hip to them.

TV used to be a distraction, but now, if you aren't watching a critically acclaimed show, you're some kind of goddamn leper. I watched five seasons of Breaking Bad in two weeks so that I wouldn't be chastised during the series-finale hysteria. As good as that show is, no one should be up at 3 AM watching Breaking Bad unless they have some kind of medical condition.

This sort of social pressure used to be confined to the water cooler of your average American office dungeon. In 2014, the "water cooler" isn't a literal place to meet to talk about who shot J. R., or the newest episodes of Twin Peaks and Dynasty. Now it's fucking everywhere. With the advent of video on demand and online streaming, you have no excuse to not watch a critically acclaimed TV show except for having an actual life outside of your living room.

The medium of television is so popular that college graduates are paid to write summaries of episodes as soon as they're over. Vanity Fair's James Wolcott wrote a piece in their last issue about the obsessive nature of today's modern TV watcher, beatifying not just the exalted show runner but also the crazy fan who just can't get enough. These sophisticated, modern updates on the book report are some of the most popular pieces of content on the internet.

Our culture has developed a television-industrial complex: a voluminous universe of recaps, precaps, reviews, memes, tweets, slash fiction, response videos, GIFs, and think pieces that fill the spaces between episodes and seasons of our favorite programs. Once episode nine of Game of Thrones season four is over, what are you going to do, go to bed? Talk to your spouse? Call your mom? Put your dishes away? Learn a new language? Fuck no. You're going to see what other fans thought of the episode, while simultaneously crafting your reaction to the crazy/violent/shocking/awesome/disturbing/erotic/potentially sexist thing you just watched. Then you'll do it all over again the next week.

In an ecosystem where customers pay a monthly fee just for the right to consider watching a TV show, and someone's claim to fame can be writing parody versions of the Game of Thrones theme song, why should I care how many people watched Orange Is the New Black the first night it was available? If all that mattered was a number or a piece of "Big Data," would as many people care about how much Andy Greenwald loves OITNB? Critics finally wrested control of television away from focus groups, advertisers, and lonely drunks. HBO revived The Comeback—a show even the most pretentious among us ignored—because it developed a large cult audience of comedy nerds and critics.

You won, and now you want to surrender the trophy to the bean counters, because... why? I honestly don't know. It might just be that obsession requires validation. Game of Thrones has to be the most popular show ever on HBO to justify all the blogging and hand-wringing. If Orange Is the New Black doesn't average 10 million viewers an episode, it can't be the barrier-breaking cultural phenomenon we're all claiming it is. 

We're all still nerds, and we demand for our opinions to be proven objectively correct. Unfortunately for us dweebs, TV is more of an art form than ever, and real art defies objectivity. So, in that spirit, I implore you: Keep your fucking numbers and graphs away from my stories.

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Sikhs Around the World Are Really Embarrassed About That Golden Temple Sword Fight

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Sikhs Around the World Are Really Embarrassed About That Golden Temple Sword Fight

Canadian Intelligence Has Opted Not to Start a Bullshit Twitter Account Like the CIA's

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Canadian Intelligence Has Opted Not to Start a Bullshit Twitter Account Like the CIA's
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